To her credit, Britney has begun to wear a bra or a bra-like harness on her boobs since her dad issued the loose-nipple fatwa. I think in these photos, Britney might actually be wearing a bikini top underneath her shirt. It probably doesn’t offer much support, but it’s better than free-range nipples, as we’re used to. These are photos of Britney going to lunch yesterday in Los Angeles. More on her lunch date in a moment… because the biggest news is that Britney is one of those “I follow the letter of the law, not the spirit” kind of girls. Her dad orders mandatory bras, so Britney complies. But if daddy is going to make her wear a bra, she’s not going to wear any panties. Photos of Brit’s old-school “I’m getting out of the SUV, let me hike up my miniskirt” vadge flash here and here.
Now, onto the other piece of gossip – is Britney done with Jason Trawick? Those rumors have been floating around for weeks now, and some sources even had Britney asking her dad to fix her up with one of her dream boyfriends, like The Situation or Sam Worthington. However, Brit’s lunch date yesterday was one of her bodyguards, a dude named Ryan. X17 reports a bunch of stuff about how Britney was “giggly” and affectionate with the dude. Does Brit have a new guy that she can have no-panty fun with? Perhaps.
By the way, this restaurant she and Ryan ate in? A gay bar. God, I love Britney. “I’m gonna go to a gay bar for lunch, hold up, lemme take off my drawers, y’all.”
Britney Spears in LA on May 10, 2010. Credit: MAC/Fame Pictures.
Gah, she looks so doofy.
Id be the 1st to say a girl needs air down there too BUT not in the street! After a shower…while ur sleeping, but not grocery shopping or going out on the town! C’mon now…
She looks like a wreck, kinda like a young Courtney Love. Yikes.
That was my 1st thought Melinda – she is such a WRECK!! God Bless her for trying (or not).
GO Brit! LOL you can’t have it all…
Though I’m not sure if I can see what you say it is – it looks more like a tigh to me… Anyways she didn’t exactly flash it, she just got out of the car getting her pictures shot from a certain angle…
…and just when we thought she was making progress wearing a bra.
Maybe Ryan is one of her new ‘handlers’ after Jason resigned the gig (or was fired by Papa Spears?
LOL@ loose-nipple fatwa.
Gross.
is she trying on short shorts and NOT wearing panties? EEWWWW
hope the one who ultimately buys them, does a run through the wash first!
Loose nipple Fatwa is my favorite phrase of the week… I agree Lolabelle!
good stuff! I love the trainwreck that is Britney- as long as she isn’t harming herself or others.
Now, if she really wanted the tongues to wag again … she’d get a pink toupee/wig for her snatch and then flash the goods.
I also like “free-range nipples” myself. :o)
I can see going commando, but not in a mini-skirt. And NOT if you are trying on shorts!
And that hair is just God-awful.
Maybe my brain is wired wrong but I find this genuinely encouraging in terms of Britney’s general emotional wellbeing. (Stay with me, here.) For years now we’ve been seeing everyone’s favourite virgin-ho-jailbait turned braless-deep-fried-tramp* slowly turn into a possibly very disturbed young woman who, at her lowest ebb, seemed to the world to be such a zombie that she could no longer take care of herself.
If any of the above story is true, and Britney genuinely did say, “Okay, Dad, you want me to wear a bra? I’ll wear a bra. But the WORLD WILL WITNESS MY VAGINA OF IRONIC PARENTAL VENGEANCE”, then it suggests a grain of rebellious spirit is still alive and paying attention and having some fun in Britney.
Godspeed, Vagina Doom.
*Not intended cruelly. Personally I always felt that Britney looked happiest when she got off the treadmill and waded knee deep in KFC, kicking around the mall with a cigarette stuck to her face. She looked content. Shame they had to drag her back onstage and back on the hamster wheel of fame.
The one-liners on Celebitchy are killing me today!
First loose-nipple fatwa and now @Lenore’s ‘VAGINA OF IRONIC PARENTAL VENGEANCE’.
This is why I need my daily multi-Celebitchy fix! Luv it!
@ JulieNewmar:
A-hem –
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Merkin
Fin.
@Lenore You are cracking me up! It’s a shame Im at work and cant cackle out loud!
She always looks like a mess. Not that there’s anything wrong with it, but her lunch companion has a serious case of “gay face.” May very well be why they chose the gay bar for lunch.
When am I going to hear “BRITNEY IS WORKING ON A NEW CD?”
Is she just tabloid fodder full time now?
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: She needs to have her thyroid checked!
At Lenore- brilliant, and Lolabelle I totally agree. today has been hilarious here at Celebitchy.
I love this place, thank you for existing!
i bet it’s her way of protesting
U-G-L-Y you ain’t got no alibi!!! You UGLY hay hay you UGLY!!!
Damn. I thought Brad Shitts looked rough…they should have a contest. It might be a draw.
Oh well. I guess it’s too much to hope that the paps wouldn’t be trying to get that kind of shot anyway, never mind releasing it. They’re gross. Totally the type to kick someone when they’re down. Brit’s got problems. I hate to say it, but I do wish they’d leave her alone. Although, I’m with Lenore on the rebellion, etc. POV.
In that grunty-faced shot she looks like she’s about to clean and jerk something. And her shoulders are grossly butched up. Blech.
Twitney needs to either wash her god-awful make-up off before she’s stun-gunned to sleep at night, or get to a Dermatologist. Like she can’t afford it.
@Green Is Good: ROTFL @ the stun-gun comment!
Vadge flashing is NOT going to get her her children back. I’d like to see it as just harmless humor coming from her, but alas, it is really just another sign of cluelessness about the consequences of her actions on the state of her life.
if only her dad could make her wash her hair (and herself why he’s at it) more often! eww
No panties? Everyone hold your nose because B doesnt look like she has much hygiene happening.
Someone hose her down!
Could she at least wear boxer-briefs? COME ON!
When I look at candid pictures of her all I see is Aileen Wuornos. which is pretty scary.
She is still hot to death, she is fit, sexy and has personality I would truly eat her shit!! xx
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