– Miley Cyrus discovers sarcasm [Glitterati]
– Miley Cyrus dressed as the Hamburglar [Webster’s is my Bitch]
– Miley Cyrus says she cried when she heard that Jamie Lynn was pregnant [ICYDK]
– Jamie Lynn Spears gets free t-shirts [Bastardly]
– Paris Hilton holds a press conference to announce her new reality show seeking a best friend [DListed]
– The New Republic gives Bossip a shout out, saying they agree that if Obama was white this contest would be over [Bossip]
– Snow Angels is worth seeing [Pajiba]
– Mel B on vacation [Celebslam]
– Lohan is broke and putting out a line of leggings [yeeeah]
– Dennis Quaid said his twin’s blood was everywhere and that those falsely-labeled Heparin containers should have been recalled ages ago [I’m Not Obsessed]
– Kelly Brook’s thong (site NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
– Diddy to launch a VIP car service for drunk celebrities [Hollywood Rag]
– Judd Nelson not looking so good [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
– Trent Reznor says that Radiohead pulled a bait and switch [Agent Bedhead]
– Mandy Moore’s mom left her dad for another woman [The Blemish]
– Celebrity Aptronyms [CityRag]
– Barbara Walters asks Kim Kardashian why she’s famous [Crazy Days and Nights]
– Heidi Klum goes to the park with her kids [PopSugar]
– Ashlee Simpson Bikini Pictures with Douche [The Grumpiest]
– Cougar of the Day: Paula Abdul, 45 [CelebParasite]
– Jenna Fischer Will Piss In Your Face [CelebNewsWire]
– Ashley Olsen smiling [Evil Beet]
– Jessica Alba gives hints she’s having 50 Cent’s baby (not really, but that’s what I read into it) [Gabsmash]
– Britney gets her neck tattoo removed because it reminds of that cult that tried to take her money [CelebWarship]
– Ed Norton is a jackass [IDLYITW]
– Kathleen Robertson from 90210 is pregnant and wearing a bathing suit [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
– Alyson Hannigan said she shot the shit with Britney on the set of “How I Met Your Mother” [Socialite’s Life]
– Madonna’s “Hard Candy” album cover [Just Jared]
– Kate Bosworth in Marie Claire [Egotastic]
– Nicholas Cage impersonator scores great seats at a soccer game [Best Week Ever]
– George Clooney’s girlfriend on the catwalk [Lifeline Live]
– Michael Jackson saves Neverland Ranch from foreclosure [Rhymes with Snitch]

Miley is shown on 2/8/08 at Verizon and People Honor Timbaland, thanks to PRPhotos.