Before we get started, let’s just wish our Sparkles a happy birthday, shall we? He’s 24 years old today. You know the Twihards are calling in sick to middle school (and their moms are calling in sick to work) so that they can do an epic viewing of Twilight and New Moon whilst masturbating.

To celebrate the sparkly occasion, Page Six has a funny story about an alleged fight between Pattinson and Kristen Stewart while they were in Canada doing reshoots on Eclipse. First of all, according to this story, one scene in particular was being reshot because K-Stew thought her wig looked jacked. Funny (and true). But the real scandal was that Kristen thought Sparkles took a later flight to Canada so that he could spend time at a London “burlesque bar”.

“Twilight” heartthrob Robert Pattinson and his co-star girlfriend Kristen Stewart had a huge fight on the set of their hit movie as she accused him of hanging out late at a racy London burlesque bar.

The pair had a massive blow-up as they reshot a scene for “Eclipse,” the third installment of the “Twilight” series, at an Indian reservation near Vancouver along with co-star Taylor Lautner.

A witness told Page Six, “Kristen asked for a reshoot because she didn’t like her wig in the scene. Robert turned up later on the set. When Robert arrived, he and Kristen started fighting. She accused him of taking a later flight from London because he had been hanging out too late at a burlesque bar.”

“She accused him right in front of the director and the crew,” our source continued. “He didn’t take it well. They were both so angry, the crew had to take a break for an hour for things to simmer down.”

The lovebirds, who play Edward and Bella, quickly made up and were all smiles earlier this week for an appearance on Oprah Winfrey, where they jokingly half-confirmed their long-denied relationship.

Meanwhile, “Twilight: Eclipse” director David Slade denied he’d had a serious argument with Pattinson over claims the actor turned up late to do the rush “pick-up” shots filmed in Vancouver earlier this month ahead of the movie’s June 30 release date. Slade wrote on Twitter, “last 3 weeks have gone fantastic, pick up shoot felt more like a reunion. Rob, Kristen, Taylor the crew & I gave 110 per cent. Onwards!”

A rep for Pattinson didn’t get back to us, while Stewart’s rep couldn’t be reached. A rep for “Twilight” studio Summit Entertainment denied any fighting and said, “Rob was not late on set, he arrived later because had a different call time than other cast members. There was no row or ill feeling at all. Everything went very well.”

[From Page Six]

Of course I don’t believe Pattinson would do anything so terrible as getting a later flight just so he could see some Dita-wannabe. He would never miss a second of potential time with his beloved Kristen, especially now that she’s with child.

Speaking of, Oprah has released short teasers of today’s pre-taped interview with Pattinson, Stewart and Taylor Lautner. The Lautner headlines were pretty funny, but I’m not going to do them – something about Oprah asking him what he wants in a woman, and my first thought was “a penis”. Oh, damn, I can’t figure out to embed the Oprah video. My bad. If you want to see Pattinson talking about fame, go to Oprah’s site. Sorry!