Tiger Wood and David Boreanaz’s former mistress, Rachel Uchitel, is working hard to stay relevant and squeeze as much money as possible out of her status as a celebrity mistress. Last week she put out a statement in response to the publication of texts she sent to David Boreanaz that made her sound like a psycho bitch who couldn’t handle the fact that her boyfriend was married. Rachel claimed through her lawyer Gloria Allred that the texts were taken out of context, that she broke up with him, and had other texts and video proving how much Boreanaz loved her.
Rachel allegedly received a hefty payout from Tiger Woods in exchange for staying silent about their affair (some sources claim she earned $10 million, but I hope it wasn’t that high) and it’s likely she’s trying to get some money from Boreanaz. To complicate this story,there’s supposedly another woman, also repped by Allred, who was sleeping with married Boreanaz and trying to extort money from him.
You’ve undoubtedly heard all that before, and now Rachel is in a war of the words with fellow Tiger mistress and porn star Joslyn James. James was touring the country at strip clubs near where Tiger was playing in golf tournaments and capitalizing on her status as Tiger’s mistress. When asked on TMZ Live what she thought of James, Rachel said “if this is the way she wants to make a living, then that’s the way she’s going to promote it. It’s probably getting her more money than she had before.” (The video of Uchitel making these comments is below.)
In response, James fired back e-mails to TMZ and Radar calling Uchitel out on her status as a celebrity mistress. James called herself an “actress” and “dancer” and seems to think it’s more honorable to star in porn than sleep with other people’s husbands for a living. She could be right.
TMZ: I’m a dancer and actress
So Joslyn had a few choice words for Rachel, in the form of an email to TMZ. Joslyn says, “I find it extremely funny that she is choosing to bash me in saying I am now making a career for myself from Tiger.” Joslyn goes on, “Oh yeah, that’s right. She got PAID from Tiger to keep her mouth shut …”Joslyn continues, “I find it funny that she says she was ‘well known’ before the Tiger news. I never heard of her before that.”
And Joslyn adds tearfully (we think), “I was an actress prior and a dancer, I gave it up because I was fooled in a relationship with Tiger, I merely went back to what I was doing.” – From TMZ
Radar: Rachel’s career is being a celebrity mistress
James told RadarOnline.com: “Rachel is trying to make herself a career from being a celebrity mistress. Way before Tiger I was involved in the adult entertainment world, and I only stopped at Tiger’s request when he asked me. When the relationship ended, I went back to what my former job was.“Rachel’s job seems to be to f**k other peoples husbands. Yes, I was involved with Tiger also. I have learned from my mistakes, and it won’t happen again. I’m not trying to break up anyone’s marriage or family as Rachel seems to be.”
“Josyln says she found it amusing that Rachel claims she was a celebrity before her affair with Tiger was made public, “I had never heard of her, had you ever heard of her? That is funny that she claims she was well known before Tiger.”
James says the only reason she came forward and admitted to the affair with Tiger was because, “I was outted, my name became associated with him, and I had to go public at that point.” James says she is moving on with her life and career, “This weekend I’m at the Excotica Convention in Miami, and next weekend I will be appearing at the Hustler Club in Baltimore.” – From Radar
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Look how James plugs her upcoming gigs in her statement to Radar! I do think she’s marginally better than Uchitel because she’s not extorting money from anyone to earn a living. Surely she would have accepted seven figures from Tiger in exchange for not going public, though. She’s just bitter because she didn’t get a sweet payout like Rachel.
Meanwhile Rachel is going to pose for Playboy, but TMZ claims she’s not going to show anything important below the waist. She’s so classy compared to James, right?
Well, I’m not in the least bit surprised. I knew that was coming.
Again, I will ask, What the heck has she done to her face? It think she now looks gross.
Of course she is. There may be one or two men left that hasn’t paid to see this woman naked.
How many copies of the issue will Tiger Woods buy?
Playboy really is scraping the bottom of the barrel. This nasty creature looks like the salt vampire from Star Trek:TOS (google it if you don’t know), the mouth is identical. And nobody wants to see that naked, what makes this two-bit piece of garbage think that anyone wants to see her naked? You cannot polish a turd and this chick is a big, smelly turd that should have been flushed long ago. Utter garbage and everyone should ignore her, and not feed her attention whoring ways.
Used goods. Who cares?
I love it Snarf. I couldn’t have said it better myself.
Hustler would probably be more her style. She looks rough, like she got beat with a bag of dicks.
Oh. my. goodness.
I can’t stop laughing. That interview with James was hilarious, although I doubt she meant for it to be.
I have to say though, I agree with her “argument”, such as it is. She’s working for a living. The girl is putting in an honest day’s work. Uchitel, imo, is a con artist and a criminal. She’s making money by blackmailing married men. I would definitely put her lower on the depravity scale than an “adult” entertainer. I honestly believe Uchitel should be in jail, right beside Letterman’s extortionist.
I love how she bashes the other hos for making money from screwing Tiger, while she is doing it herself. Hypocritical tramp! Oh, I hope playboy puts a bag over her face. This chick is fug.
this crispy fried chicken mcbutt nugget with her hemorrhoid lips is going to pose for playboy? god they are really sinking to a new level.
So the ten million she got from idiot Tiger-and HOW freaky must he be to have had to pay out that much- isn’t enough to keep old Rachel looking like a first class ‘ho, so she has to bare her gnarly looking plastic surgery in Playboy?? Playboy usually has women in it that are at least marginally pretty, I shudder to think of what kind of sleazy douche will get off to this rubber faced thing. *Shudder*
Well blow me down with a feather. Hardly a surprise she’s going down the Playboy route.
As much as I dislike Ms James and her grandstanding press conferences (probably Allred’s idea) she has a point. She works for a living. Though I have no doubt Rachel “works” for her money (too).
well duh…of course playboy is the next logical step for her.
@ Leek: I couldn’t agree more. LOL!
Uchitel really looks rough. Can’t imagine who’d want to see her in Playboy. She’s got the “rode hard and put up wet” look down to a science. I am older than her and she’s got way more wrinkles than I do. And she’s got them all over! I guess it’s the tanning. And being beaten with that bag of dicks….
Rachel Uchitel and her overbite will be in Playboy. She tried to deny it on TMZ, but like a whore, she was waiting for the money, first. She has to cut down on the tanning, the lip plumping, and will somebody get her stop saying “like, you know, um” every other freakin’ word? Her TMZ interview was painful to hear.
By the way, she has this air of entitlement about her, and that she was an entertainment executive. Puh-leese! She lost her job after 9-11 and went the easy route. Talking about “the needs” of her very wealthy clientele. BS.
Do we need to see any more of her? I mean, every one makes fun of Sarah Jessica Parker, but you want to talk about a horse face…..
I hope she wears gloves in her pictorial. Can you say “Man Hands”
Ughhhhhhh
at least she’ll be airbrushed and maybe they will straighten her wonk nose…
Whatever happened to having beautiful natural naked women in their mag? I just got a couple of old Playboys from a garage sale from the 1960s and though they didnt show outright frontal nudity, those women were curvy and gorgeous. And shot in beautiful flattering profiles with perfect makeup and coiffed hair. Sigh, what happened?
Can these whores how will suck a mile of cock to get famous plz. go away. And can Gloria allred plz.get disbared
what I don’t get it is why Uchitel was able to wrangle such a large payout in exchange for not talking about the affair. I mean, everyone knows she was involved with him, other texts he sent other women have been read, etc etc. She must have had some juicy stuff to get that big of a payoff.
I love how often the word “whore” comes up in any comment section following something about this whore in particular. It’s so fun to say/write when it’s not really mean as much as right on.
@ Virginia
I remember that episode of Star Trek with the salt vampire. You are so right! That creature and Rachel could be twins!
LOL
Nast. Vomit. She looks like she has the words “An*l S*x” written across her chest.
Actually, she got 3mil…
Well, I for one am shocked!
Gosh this woman is so FUGLY!!!