Hello, Lady Gaga. Oh, wait. This is Christina Aguilera, being completely original, y’all. She’s the June cover girl for Out Magazine, and she’s still selling her completely original album and style to the max. Honestly, I only skimmed a few paragraphs of the full interview (full piece is here) because Christina has been annoying me so much lately. I’m taking it on faith that Out Magazine pulled the best quotes from the piece – including Christina’s absolutely shocking admissions that she likes kissing girls (ZOMG!) but still, Xtina admits: “I love dick.” Doesn’t that sound familiar? CB and I were trying to figure out who said that recently, and we think it’s Gaga.
Christina Aguilera first caught the public’s ear with the 1999 pop hit “Genie in a Bottle.” This and her next single, “What a Girl Wants,” made her an instant star, and her self-titled debut album went all the way to sextuple platinum. With her vocal range, however, she had so much more to give. Her follow-up album, Stripped, featuring the single “Beautiful,” really set her free. “On that first album, I was creatively stifled,” Aguilera told Out’s (www.out.com) Joshua David Stein. “On Stripped I was like, I don’t give a f-ck.”
Not only did she find herself with Stripped, but Aguilera also knows herself and is not afraid to be open about it. Her upcoming album, Bionic, features the single “Not Myself Tonight,” which includes the line “I’m kissing all the boys and all the girls.” Aguilera explains, “I don’t get to kiss all the girls and the boys, but my husband knows that I get into girls. I think it’s fun to be open and play.”
Nevertheless, Aguilera knows what this girl wants. “I don’t think I could ever really be with a woman because that’s a lot of…” Aguilera pauses. “Yeah, there’s a lot of estrogen and I’m a lot to deal with when it’s that time of the month, so I can’t imagine it times two.” She then shakes her head and adds, “And you know, I love dick. To be honest, that I cannot live without.”
She may not ever be with a woman, but make no mistake, she has the full support of her gay cadre. Aguilera’s friend and collaborator Sia explains, “I feel like Christina’s probably supporting the majority of the lesbian scene in Los Angeles because she really only works with gaylords, like her dog walker, her personal trainer, her cowriters.” As Stein puts it, “Bisexual or not, Aguilera is queer in the word’s most literal sense.”
[From Out Magazine]
Since when did “gaylords” become the cutesy nickname for “my gay friends”? Eh. And I hate when girls are like “Oh, I couldn’t be a lesbian because I know what girls are like once a month, haha.” First of all, you probably couldn’t be with a woman because you’re not gay or bisexual. Second of all… ugh. I lost my head of steam. It’s not worth it. I think Xtina’s album will crash and burn, and hopefully she’ll go away for a little while.
Here are some more totally original photos from Xtina’s Out photo shoot:
Out photos courtesy of Out online.
She is making a fool out of herself…
Such classy lady.
Cheap. Just cheap. She, Kesha, and Lady Gaga should be flown out to an island to be pretend bisexual together. Why are all of these girls suddenly claiming to be bisexual? You don’t become LGBT because it’s trendy.
To amend the above comment, you don’t BECOME LGBT!
I used to love Christina….I mean LOVE her….I have purchased every album including the greatest hits the day they came out but……I think I’m going to sit this one out. The thing I always loved about her was that 1. she can actually sing and 2. even when she was being all sexual it seemed authentic. This latest album just seems forced and like she’s trying way to hard. Maybe she’s insecure about being a Mom and being relevant but she just seems to be too…..I don’t know. not herself. (no pun intended)
She is so boring.
Wow, so edgy. Her and that idiot Taylor Momsen should duet together. It’ll be so damn hardcore and edgy and afterward they can talk about flicking switchblades and loving dick and not wearing pants. Us peons can only dream of being so hardcore.
Aaah. Her voice is lovely, but these publicity stunts, or brain farts make me sigh. A lot.
Totally IMO: I loved her last album, but the latest sounds… bad. I hate the 80s, and much like Beyoncè och Jessica Simpson, she needs too lay off the vocal special effects. The voices and complementary music is quite good enough, girls!
Keen: agreed, it doesn’t seem as genuie as her other projects.
you know i wasnt gonna comment because i think whats needed to be said has been said but about the whole unoriginal schtick, pic no.2 (of the smaller pics), she does that pose for like, all her promotions. so another thing thats not original. i still dislike gaga more though.
@Kaiser You mean go away again!
I too sacrifice a goat to that cause.
discusting…
you took the words out of my mouth!
not to mention most magazine covers keep saying that this is her “reinvention” yet the things she copies are so recent and identifiable that it seems like a joke. gaga’s hats are better… and if any of those ladies don’t mind a little girl-on-girl… you know it’s gaga.
Those pics…
What…in…da…hell?!?!
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I don’t really understand some of the Gaga-comparisons Christina has gotten lately. I do see the Madonna copying, of course. But some of the fashion Christina has been sporting lately isn’t new, just darker. Some of it isn’t really any different than her music video for Fighter, her outrageous Lady Marmalade outfit/hair/makeup, or other hideous red carpet outfits. Not as dramatic as Gaga though, but still nothing new. It’s a shame cause the girl can sing. I’ve always felt she tried TOO hard in the image department — now more than ever.
Ugh. She really has no reason to be dressing and acting like this. I really liked her during her last retro comeback. Just because Madonna keeps ‘reinventing’ herself doesn’t mean every artist has to. I realize Gaga is in style but really x-tina there’s no need to also come out and be edgy right now. The softer look seemed more natual.
More desperate TMI regarding sex from someone I could care less about. “LOOK AT ME, I’M AN ATTENTION WHORE” is what this is saying. I would really love to see one celeb answer a sex question by saying, “You know, my sex life is nobody’s business but mine”. Maybe if everyone just shut up about this then we wouldn’t have to worry about gays being accepted or whatever, because nobody would care about shit that shouldn’t be everyone’s business to begin with. F*ck whoever you want (as long as everyone is a consenting human being and of legal age), just for the love of God, STFU about it. I know I bitched about this in my last 2 comments but this is the third posted story in a row about celebtard sex and am I really the only person sick to death of hearing about these losers and their sex lives?
You know what would be REALLY shocking, Christina? If you wrote a good song, and didn’t overdo the singing. Now, that would shock the SHIT out of me 😉
Wow, what a revelation! I wouldn’t have EVER guessed that the conservative, prim, dignified Christina was just like TOTALLY into sex, sex and more sex. Seriously, this lady needs more cold showers or a new vibrator or something.
This just depresses me. The whole “Back to Basics” record and tour was so great, I thought she was going to run with the “I’m talented and happily married and do not need drama” thing. She’s got the voice for it. Why does she need a comeback? Why does she need an image? Why can’t she just sing stuff? Other people need that to distract from their terrible singing (I’m lookin’ at you, Britbrit). Christina doesn’t.
Wow, what a respectable woman. I just lost respect for any talent she may have had.
Why can’t she just sing & leave the schtick out of it? I think she’s coming off as ridiculous. And is she saying that women who date women don’t get difficult & get pms-y or something? Exactly what someone else said, she couldn’t be in a relationship with a woman because she’s NOT GAY!!!! >:o/
Aguilera has a good voice (unlike MOST pop singers). She has no need to do all this image BS. If she was ever REALLY herself, and laid off the ridiculous costumes and even more ridiculous comments, I might have a modicum of respect for her.
I will never like Lady Caca.
Too much ‘look at me’ and not enough ‘listen to me’. Originality with lyrics, melody and most of all voice is what everyone craves after gaga, coldplay, james blunt and whoever else has been torturing us the past few years. Come on Xtina, we just know there must be more to you than sex!
She could not repulse me anymore if she tried, I am sick of her need to push sex for attention instead of talent.
I’m guessing this is because she wants attention for her new album. If people like your music they will buy your records there is no need for a stupid publicity stunt like this.
yea, except xtina was already kinda like this before gaga was big. so i dont think she’s copying gag per se….
madonna, yes. but xtina always was heavy on the makeup and you were never sure if it was a get up or how she really was.
this just speaks to image, so obvious and forced. you know she’s just doing it for attention,whereas before, it seemed more of an expression of herself, as cheesy at it may have been. you know,when you really believe your own hype? that’s authentic in a way, and you can get away with it.
this smacks of insecurity,trying to hard,and you can tell she doesn’t believe a word of what she says.
i almost like gwen stefani’s approach: two different selves, and you keep them pretty separate and don’t mix them. she talks about being a mom, or about being a singer/performer, in interviews, and all along, just keeps looking like how she feels like looking.
Those pix are going to haunt my dreams.. does she seriously have “Xtina” tattooed on the back of her neck?! You stay classy, Xtina..
I’m sure her husband is nice, and a heck of a guy for putting up with her, but he’s not hot in any type of sexual way. Her trying to sell us on the hot sex she is having with her geekish husband (with a little baby at home no less) just doesn’t ring true. This is making her look really stupid. She’s got a great voice–she needs to drop the stupid gimmicks which are pathetic, and just sing some good songs.
She keeps trying to say her real self is is sooooo sexual. It just doesn’t seem true, and she will never look the part no matter how much she dresses up and plasters on crazy makeup.
I’ve never been a fan because I don’t like that type of music but now she’s just getting ridiculous. We get it, Christina, you like sex.
And when will women stop with the PMS thing? Sure, I get cramps once a month so I open a bottle of wine and wash down a few Advil and I’m all sorts of good. That kind of talk just tells men that women are emotional freaks who can’t be trusted five days of the month.
so to be completely raunchy is cool to gay people? This is what’s acceptable? Being monogomaus, wholesome and conservative is not the IN thing anymore? Being a role model, upstanding citizen and polite on all levels isn’t going to cut it? Um, I don’t think so. I hate that stereotype for the gay community…what makes you think ALL gays and lesbians are okay with that? Makes me sick. I really dislike mainstream media and “celebrities” for this.
I do not buy it. I think she is saying all this crap, because her album is coming out. When she was in her dirty stage, that is when you would think she would mention ‘liking girls’. Instead she waits until now.
She is very predictable, just not believable. None of her stunts are daring, they are just desperate cries for attention and album sales.
This is sad and shows how little all these pr ppl know – they are ruining Xtina’s career. An interesting contrast is the way Sade has handled her new album. Little promo, little publicity great respect great reviews and good sales given she has been out of the biz for what 10 years. Sade is doing it the right way, and Xtina is absolutely bombing. Sad.
I suspect if she wants to kiss all the boys and girls, her husband has no say.
oh you guys like you know her so well.(which sounds so lame and stupid)
The pic of her licking the cream off the floor has a hint of Boy George about it, lol….
Everyone always remarks about her great singing voice. So why doesn’t she try to hook up with some other talented musicians and try to create some interesting and memorable music? She could just sing and remain very sexy, I mean everyone wanted Stevie Nicks back in the day and she didn’t need to roll around naked and spread-eagled all the time. She could, if she chose to, make a move and grow beyond that “sex-pop” crap and be an actual artist. Too bad she won’t capitalize on her talent and put the whole “uber-whore” act to bed.
Why is it that of late, “discovering one’s self” is based solely on sex? I’m definitely not a prude but I think it has its place. It seems like every single interview, song, video, ad, etc. is immersed in it. Let’s talk about something of substance, shall we?
Half you people are so annoying. First off “Xtina” Has been doing this for so long now. Everyone does what everyone else is doing. Christina did half that GAGA shit first.. Second of all She has an AMAZING voice. Who cares if she put a ton of makeup on for a PHOTO SHOOT or she’s wearing something crazy. That’s what this business is all about.. you should know that by now! I can’t even count on my fingers and toes how many “famous” people talk about their crazy sex lives or what type of person they like. Get off her back! GROW UP! Now lets see you all on the next story talking trash!
I truly thought that this was Gaga when I clicked the link. It wasn’t until I saw the words “this is Christina Aguilera” in the first sentence that I realized it wasn’t. I mean yeah Christina back in her Dirty days used to wear crazy(ish) costumes and stuff, but she hasn’t done that since like what, 2003, 2004? She’s been laying relatively low and just struck me as being much more classy and actually more likeable now. It seems like she saw Lady Gaga taking her place (in her mind at least) and now she’s trying to step back up and reclaim what she thinks is her territory. That’s my take anyways..
And seriously, her statements just reek of insincerity. Methinks the lady doth protest too much… I’m sure she’s no prude but my guess is that she’s really not as crazy in bed as she’d have us believe. And frankly, I don’t know why anyone (especially a MOTHER!) would come out and tell the country they “love d*ck”. Eye-roll worthy.
Jesus, Christina! We got it, you’re the best. Get off girl.
ok, don´t like X-tina but you people have got to stop saying she is imitating Gaga, she was pulling some weird shizz way before Gaga came out.
She sort of cleaned up her act for “Back to Basics” with that all american pinup look but still, this is no different of what she was doing back when dirrrty came out.
#41-ditto
omg shes such a copycat! shes not even unique, shes annoying! BYE! =]
What does she look like underneath all that make up she ALWAYS wears? I wonder. Did all that stuff ruin her face? And what is up with those eyebrows? She shave them off and get a Sharpie? She seriously needs to tone it down. Ugh.
Eh, she doesn’t bug me like some other celebs out there.
Sounds like an attempt at marketing to me just like all of Lady Gag’s interviews.
First of all, when I first heard a Gaga song last year I thought it was a new Aguilera. If you look at Aguilera’s makeup, songs, and videos over the last couple of years, it is Gaga who is “biting her style” (along with the folks from the 70s and 80s she rips off). So, it’s silly to say that Aguilera is copying Gaga. Pink was also doing crazy vids before Gaga! People have short memories if they are going to claim any of those pop tarts that came before her are now copying her–it is clearly the other way around. Anyhow, there is room enough for all of them.
I formed my opinion of her based on listening to her SPEAK.
She sounds shallow, out-of-touch & with a foreign accent from a weird cult of “who the –ck am I?”
It was akin to watching an alien speak. I never want to experience that again.
YES, Christina was in the music industry before Gaga, but she was not doing these EXACT things before Gaga…so people who want to get all technical, need to get it right. Christina was never the “weird” type, she was just sexual, yes, but not like “I’m so different and odd” type shit. I think Gaga literally does weird shit and doesn’t care and that’s what I like about her. Since Gaga is young and the new IT girl, I think Christina wants to compete, that’s her competition, she may feel threatened. And yes, I like Gaga, but I like Christina too, but I don’t want everyone to be Gaga that I like or everyone to be Christina either. I liked Christina for who she was, I like Gwen Stefani for who she IS, and Madonna for who SHE is and so forth and so forth. And even in Stripped, she took some of M’s styles and copied it and I even think she did one of her videos like Amy Lee from Evanescence. She’s beginning to be over-rated.
She’s a big embarrassment to all females! Yuck. I feel like I need to go take a shower after reading her words.
We get it, you’re not a typical soccer mom. Usually I find that those who are constantly saying they are something (wealthy, moral, hypersexual)are doing so because they aren’t really. This just seems lame, desperate and insecure.
Dear X-teena:
Vulgarity and nastiness is NOT CUTE or trendy. You may not know this but your image is now joined with the putrid smells of catfood and XXX booths based on your desperate photos. Please STOP IT.
Your son does not want to know all about your tiresome libido in a few years when he reads the internet and you’ve finally grown past it. Just stop now and save yourself the embarrassment.
If your voice can handle it – and I’m starting to doubt that now, after seeing your comeback Lady Gaga copycat crap – then stop it with the sex. You are boring us to death. Grow Up. Thank you.
Well, it’s true she’s as dumb as Madonna AND Lady Gaga times two but – hey – she looks at least 3 times cuter ;;)
I kinda have to admit – I don’t totally hate Lady Gaga. There’s a total satirical quality to her “performance art”. Very much a wink to the audience. I wouldn’t compare her to Andy Warhol just yet, but I find her popularity amusing.
And I like Paparazzi, despite myself.
But this? This is just sad.
Just sing. Stop drumming up controversy. Sigh. So tired of celebrities.
She’s a total moron, I do believe.
Hey, shouldn’t it be “Xina”, not “Xtina”? Isn’t the X supposed to stand for Christ, not Chris?
@ jc126
LOL True! Yet another example of her stupidity. x]
i wish these celebrities would just act or sing and engage in their everyday craziness b/c i really don’t care what they have to say..why do interviews when the answers seem to always be tailored to the image they are trying to craft at the moment?
There is NOTHING sexy about her ……. she’s just making an ass of herself.
How come she’s so skinny now? I thought she gained some necessary curve for quite a while after her baby?
Just when she entered the realm of ‘classy’, she has taken a step back down and decided on ‘dirty’.
I wonder if she knows the definition of evolution because she has devolved.
“Liking girls” hasn’t been cool or edgy since 1993. Who finds it interesting in 2010?
She seems to be trying to cultivate an audience of dumb, uneducated, bar hopping men between the ages of 19-27. Jersey Shore types, I guess. Really, that’s the only fan base that would find the girls & the dick comments compelling.
I guess you’re just not hip if you don’t claim to swing both ways every now and then. But Madge got there first, so suck it Christina, and all the rest of youse.
she’s got the best voice in pop
she doesn’t need all this sh*t
ARGH
More fake bisexuals. Yay. That makes things SO much easier for those of us actually dealing with real discrimination for our sexuality. Thanks.
Once again….
It matters less where the image and styling orignated. Gaga has this image locked right now, and despite the naysayers and protesters her ubiquity and pervasiveness attest to the FACT that it’s obviously working for the girl. Yes, Christina was rather over the top a few years ago, but the image was different. She was working that fake orange tan andstringy two tone tacky hair while trying a little too hard to be “hood”. Yes, she been doing the platinum blonde thing for slightly longer than Gaga has been on the scene, but it was decidely retro and conservative and people were applauing her for toning it down (the title was obvious: Back to Basics). She has darkened image in the context of the platinum blonde look only in the last year and half, give or take a few months. This suggests that in an effort to reinstall her relevance as the baddest “bisexual” bitch on the block, she’s plugging this “edgy” trend once again. It may not be fair that Gaga didn’t actually invent the look, but Gaga has gone farther than mainstream pop entertainers have gone in about 15 years. Love it or hate it. I actually do believe that this is a legitimate part of Christina’s personality, and it probably hurts like f*ck that she can’t express without comparisons to Gaga. So this is what I say….if you don’t like all of the Gaga comparisons, why continue to do shoots where you are allowing styling that suspiciously similar to Madonna and Gaga? If you feel like you own it and Gaga needs to back the f*ck up, tough shit ‘cuz she may not go anywhere for awhile. Get those creative juices flowing and concoct some different approaches to your self-lauded sexuality. Because if you keep doing this the comparisons are not going to stop, and Gaga is bigger than you at the moment. Sorry.
Is she trying to make money being a Lady Gaga “tribute” artist maybe?
I mean there’s copying and there’s full imitation, this is full imitation.
what the hell?
This must be one of her personalities coming thru..gaga/marilyn manson
Meh. I’m not a fan of Gaga or Aguilera, but in looking back at Aguilera’s career, she did all the Gaga stuff years and years ago. Way before Gaga did. Neither of them are copying. What a ridiculous topic. So Gaga is doing “edgy” so therefore she gets to corner the market on it? Dumb. Dumb dumb dumb. All of these people: madonna, xtina, gaga, any of them, all share a similar vision at times…but that doesn’t mean they are copying anyone. Hell, I walk around with long skirts, tattoos, and lots of braids in my hair. Sometimes I see someone similar…and I don’t think either of us copied. There are only so many things that can be done. I guess it just matters how you slap your own mark on it. There is absolutely NOTHING that has not already been done, no story that has not been told.
And Gaga is very new. Xtina has been around ages. And she did it all first. And yet Gaga’s look is similar, but unique to her own vision. Same for xtina. Same for madonna. Etc. Ad infinitum.
I really liked her until she started doing stuff like this. Great talent, wasted on this.
She remindes me of a slightly less ragged Courtney Love in these pics…kind of like Taylor Momsen has aged 20 years.
I like women like C. Abighora who aren’t afraid to say what they want.
Along the lines of the PMS comment. I hate that crap. I work in an office that consists entirely of men, I am married, and I have two sons. They are all WAY moodier than I am, even at “that time of the month”
i can’t wait until her son can find all of this online
I agree with Lisa.
Very Boy George!
She’s not copying Gaga, remember when Stripped came out? She was doing the same thing.
Madonna did it first and better. And while I’m not a fan of Madge, I do give her credit for not being so f-ing ridiculous about her sexuality once she had kids.
I thought she was desperate enough with the boxing ring whorish video…but this is hysterical. Gaga really freaks these bimbos out.
I love those pics – especially the one with the sword and the cake. How tiny is she? She looks miniscule.
what is only one person allowed to love dick? lol
at least we know XTina actually gets some unlike gaga who says she loves it so muc and the next second is promoting celibacy lol
But we already KNOW CA loves dick, why does she keep ramming it down our throats? We saw her filthy videos way back when and are still trying to scrub our retinas.
Is she kidding me with that “sword-as-a-dick” photo? Gaga already did that play on a phallic-centric industry (and the rumors about her hermie-ism) with her “bulge” cover and it was much more shocking/original the first time.
Give. it. a. rest. you. dick-loving. wild. fun. “im not like a regular mom, i’m a cool mom”. poseur.
Properly performed This was a superb piece of writing. Do go on as you’re. I shall be eagerly waiting.
omg…!
all of u should just go take a freaken cryy..! goshh..
leave the woman alone…. its her life.. goshh.. and wether she’s lesbian,bi-sexual or straight i love her…!!!
CA use to be bullied as a child – now her moronic antics will cause her own son to be bullied. I hope she is prepared for what she will say when her son comes home crying from his class mates passing around these pictures and playing her skanky video. It’s not just all about her anymore. This crap will all come back and bite her in about 5 years.
This is interesting, but I am wondering what you would say about a situation where you dated a girl for nearly three years, but then she suddenly informed you one day that she had fallen out of love with you and wanted space? This happened with my girlfriend and I last week and I’m still stunned and confused. Has anyone else gone through this, and do you have any advice on how to get that girl to change her mind and come back?