Scott “Patrick Bateman” Disick is “the American Dream.” [PopBytes]
Heidi Montag wants to take Megan Fox‘s place in Transformers 3. [I’m Not Obsessed]
Oh, Juliette Binoche. What the fug are you doing? [Go Fug Yourself]
More photos from the State Dinner – Beyonce & Eva Longoria were there. [Pop Sugar]
Taylor Swift was Glamour‘s best selling cover girl. [CoverAwards]
What the f-ck is Paris Hilton doing in that hot tub? [INFDaily]
The Bieb walked into a door. Why is this so funny to me? [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
That Chris Klein video that isn‘t a joke. [Celebnewswire]
Sophia Bush looking cute & normal. [I Don’t Like You In That Way]
Yeah, I would probably bone Michelle Rodriguez. [Starpulse]
Bret Easton Ellis thinks girl directors suck. [The Frisky]
More photos from Cannes. F-ck, Phoebe Price is there. [Crazy Days and Nights]
Stephen Moyer licks his lips in London. [Accidental Sexiness]
Miley Cyrus is toxic (her jewelry is, anyway). [Bitten and Bound]
Tila Tequila looking deranged and STD-ridden. [Hollywood Rag]
Will Forte interviewed for MacGruber. [Moviefone]
Why does Scott Disick look like Christian Bale in American Psycho? I mean he really scares me that much!
CRYING over the Bieb walking into the door! OMG that’s the funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time! The guy patting his head was great! And then when you watch it over, you laugh in anticipation! OMG you have to watch that!
I don’t even know who Scott Disick is. But from looking at those pictures, something tells me he’s not worth googling either. So much for being the American dream, I guess.
He’s gonna put a see-through parka on and ax someone to death, mark my words. I’ll bet he even loves Huey Lewis and the News.
he’d love to stay and chat, but he’s gotta return some video tapes…
Who?
to steal a line from my boyfriend:
“i wanna chop his head off”.
If the American Dream is a man who hooks up with a famewhore family and has a baby who will ensure that he is set for life…then YES, Scott is the American Dream. 🙄
That video of Baby Bieber is hilaroius and cute at the same time; I like that he has a sense of humor about it.
That Chris Klein video is funny yet sad; he’s on something right? Right?
Please don’t let Paris Hilton sneak her way back onto this site…let’s re-enforce that lifetime ban.
I freely admit that I WILL watch MacGruber…for free when it comes on late at night on cable a year from now.
OMG – he reminds me of the character from American Psycho too! He creeps me out!
Im sorry did you say American Douche? One of the worst parts of the kardashians is their bad taste in men. Me thinks their father was not as great as they make him seem since they have bad judgment when it comes to guys.
I guess Bret didn’t like Mary Harron’s version of American Psycho.
he looks like he has been frying chicken, he is just greasy looking.
no damn thank you!
It doesn’t get any more douche-tastic than this POS !
There is an idea of a Scott Disick…
Every time I see him, I flash back to high school and the Don Johnson white jackets, Izod shirts and the reek of Polo and Eternity.
WTF is up with this guy? He says he runs QuickTrim, along with some other companies, yet he’s clueless enough to go out in public looking like someone named Skip or Chip?
I’m not clicking on the Tila Methsore link, I’m out of Clorox wipes and I’m not hosing down my computer with straight bleach.
I watched that reality show one time for about 10 minutes and this guy mortified me.
Thank God I’m Canadian.
Wow, that video of Justin Bieber is HILARIOUS! And he’s so cute at the end, what a great sense of humor. Damn it, you’ve just planted the seed for my Bieb crush
Dingles, please elaborate, you piqued my curiosity,it sounds like the beginning of a juicy story. And though this dude seems like a douche, I love the way he dresses only because I was a teen in the eighties when the girls took home ec and the guys took shop and there were the preps and headbangers.
BARF. that guy is so gross
too bad he hooked up with the Armenian nightmare. such a prize!
He’s Straight?? Really?
Did you say “Scott Dick”? I think he is a nasty person and using her for the attention. I am convinced he is not straight.
i love him, but he is Patrick Bateman, then again so is my bf LOL
He’s not the American Dream, he’s the American Douche.
more like american psycho
eew
So this guy is a celeb how?
seriously, who is he?
He is such a wanker ….. and it shows. Who dresses this loser?
He is all kitted out like a KEN doll.
I dunno…. if you like the beak-faced look, I guess….
This guy is just weird.
The funniest part of the interview is that he said “I’m successful” Whoa!! Hold it there douchemania, didn’t Kourtney’s mom get him that job with the vitamin company, and he was unemployed the whole time he was on the show prior to that?!? Successful my a$$.