Because it’s Friday, and because I’m tired and because I can’t believe I missed these photos when I was doing the AMFAR fashion spread, and just because I love my Gerard Butler, even when he looks demented. Sigh… here he is in Cannes last night. He went to two events – the AMFAR Gala, and a fundraiser for Artists for Peace and Justice, an organization he has been doing a lot of work with this past year, and an organization that is doing a lot of work in Haiti. LaineyGossip has a funny and interesting eyewitness account of Gerard on the red carpets, and Lainey even interacted with him, lucky bitch. You know she’s probably his type too.

Speaking of what a big whore he is, Star Magazine is running a story this week about how he’s an “International Playboy”. Meaning that he’s f-cking women in every country, basically. What’s funny is that Star Magazine missed several of his internationaly hookups that I actually remember – including his hookup with that Indian actress. I mean, we’ve basically covered most of these incidents, but here’s a recap:

*That street violinist he made out with on the street in Venice, California in January.
*That moob-tastic trip to Barbados, where he was photographed with some random brunette in January.
*That “model” he was making out with in Serbia just a few weeks ago. She tells Star that his pickup line: “He said I have unusual beauty.” The woman looks like a horse.
*Brazil in February, another dark-haired girl, model Beatriz Coelho. He spent a few days boning her.
*France in February and March, he spent a few weeks boning French journalist Lisa Cholewa.
*Mexico in February – Gerard allegedly bones Jennifer Aniston for her birthday in Cabo.

And literally, those are only the ones we know about. I still can’t hate him. He’s such a man-whore, it makes me think that he would be all over me if we met.

Gerard in Cannes on May 20, 2010. Credit: WENN.