Jesse James has found better ways to occupy the 12 hours he spends at work a day now that he can no longer sexually harass his female coworkers and troll the net for tattooed strippers. He’s supposedly auctioning off his old coffins and classic bikes on eBay. There’s some speculation that he may need the money now that his marriage to Bullock is (hopefully) ending and he reportedly receives nothing, as per the alleged terms of the prenup he has confirmed exists. James is a multi millionaire in his own right with multiple businesses. While I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s overextended, I’m voting for the “bored at work” angle.

According to RadarOnline.com, Jesse James is auctioning off a lot of his personal items — on Ebay! He’s selling his vintage bicycles and one is currently up to $800. The two rare pre-war bicycles include a 1937 Elgin Skylark Bluebird and 1941 Colson Firestone Super Cruiser.

Among the other items up for auction are motorcycle parts, a West Coast Choppers bathroom sign, a La France gas mask, and even two mini coffins. While there is no confirmation that this is indeed James, the Ebay buyers seem to think it is. Under the username, pope-of-welding, the seller hails from Long Beach, California. The Web site quotes one of James’ buyers as leaving a positive feedback, stating, “And the Oscar for best eBaying goes toooo…thanks.”

This Tuesday, James will give his first interview since bombshell news of his cheating on wife Sandra Bullock exploded. The complete interview will air on May 25 at 11:35 PM ET/PT on ABC, and will be previewed on ‘Good Morning America’ that day.

“I took a pretty amazing life and amazing success and marriage and threw it away,” James tells Vicki Mabrey on ‘Nightline.’ The clip ends with visibly upset James asking to take a break.

James covers just about all the bases with ‘Nightline’ — his cheating, his divorce from Sandra Bullock, his stint in rehab and his role in raising Louis, the baby boy Bullock and James recently adopted.

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This humanizes James to me, but I still don’t buy that he’s this wonderful but flawed, misunderstood guy. He’s a garden variety serial cheater who thought he could get away with it.

On Friday an advance clip came out from James’ Nightline interview, to air tomorrow, this Tuesday. We didn’t cover it because I’d just done this long story overanalyzing People’s sympathetic profile of the douche. James said on Nightline that he’s the “most hated man in the world” when asked about his status as the most hated man in America. In the advance clip, below, James said “I took a pretty amazing life and marriage and threw it away.” He admitted cheating on Sandra and simply said “yup” when asked about it. He also walked off stage at one point, looking like he was crying. It was hard to tell with the way the clip was edited, but they seemed like crocodile tears to me. I’m sure he cried tears of guilt on his coffin couch every time he finished banging the latest woman he picked up online. Is he auctioning off his stuff so he can get rid of the bad memories? Poor Jesse James, victimized by his little man.