MSN’s Wonderwall has a new interview with John Corbett, Aiden on Sex and The City 2: Hell in an overpriced handbasket. Corbett, 49, has been dating screen siren Bo Derek, 53, for about eight years. They live together on a 10 acre ranch in Santa Ynez, CA, about three hours outside of LA, where Derek breeds horses. In an interview with Hello! in November, 2008, Derek called Corbett “so much fun,” and said she was “very happy” with him. She wouldn’t say much about their relationship, but said that when she first met him she felt a “powerful” and “instantaneous” connection. They have no children, and Derek said that’s fine with her and that she doesn’t regret not having kids with Corbett or with her late husband, John Derek, who died of heart failure in 1998.

All this is lead up to the fact that Corbett has some pithy advice for men who can’t keep it in their pants. I kind of love this interview and can picture him saying it with that cute half smile of his:

On Big vs. Aidan:
“[Those fans] are yelling for Big when they should be in the Aidan camp! I’m going to shoot them with a water gun mixed with a little cayenne pepper!”

On which female character he most relates to:
“I guess I’m a little prudish in my real life so … Samantha. She’s a prude. I don’t know … I guess I’m more analytical, so I’d probably be more like Carrie. Yeah, I think so. I’d have fancy clothes, and I’d be as skinny as I can be.”

On admiring his own character:
“Aidan’s just a good guy. There’s not a whole lot of good guys left. I don’t think he’s a liar. He’s definitely a one woman guy.”

On how men in Hollywood should learn to stay faithful:
“They ought to stick with me. Let’s get together, drink a few whiskeys, and I’ll teach them how to mind the Johnson.”

On his secret about how to ‘mind the Johnson’:
“Don’t let the lizard out of the cage. If you just don’t let the lizard out of the cage, you’re going to be all right.”

[From MSN’s Wonderwall via The Frisky]

I was always team Aiden when it came to the original TV series. I honestly don’t give a sh*t about this movie, though, and given the terrible reviews I won’t see it until it hits DVD or maybe ever. On the show, I didn’t think Carrie was good enough for Aiden or even particularly his type. She was just so fussy and wasn’t ready for the kind of commitment he wanted. That’s why she ended up with hot and cold Big, who was so commitment-phobic he abandoned her on her wedding day over a lame excuse. All that talk seems kind of moot, though, because from what I understand this second movie is going to all but ruin all our memories of a decent series and make us forget why we even cared about these characters in the first place.