I know, I know. Two crackhead stories today. I can’t help it, I just saw these photos of Lindsay wandering around in bell bottoms yesterday. According to Fame Pictures, “Newly blonde Lindsay Lohan continues her mission to hydrate only with non-alcoholic beverages as she leaves Fred Segal in Santa Monica, CA on May 27, 2010 with an orange juice in more flared jeans to discretely hide her SCRAM ankle bracelet.”
Meanwhile, Lindsay has gone out clubbing the past two nights. TMZ reported yesterday that Lindsay went barhopping until 2 a.m. on Wednesday night, and this morning, People Magazine reported that Lindsay was out again – not drinking, but still acting like an a–hole:
Nothing – not even an alcohol-monitoring ankle bracelet can keep Lindsay Lohan out of the clubs. With her newly blonde hair, the starlet hit up Las Palmas in L.A., sporting jeans and a fedora. Giggling and chain-smoking throughout the night, Lohan avoided alcohol and stood at the center of attention with her group of friends. Lohan also danced around her table, singing along to Britney Spears songs during the spirited night out.
[From People]
Who are these people that hang out with Lindsay at clubs? I mean, how budget are they? Are just like, club kids with nothing better to do? Anyway, Lindsay does have to check in with her probation officer every night by phone – that poor bastard. It seems that now Lindsay is tethered to LA and the LA club scene, she wants to make sure she has something cute to wear, and nothing goes with her SCRAM bracelet. So at around midnight last night, Lindsay tweeted: “can CHANEL please help me out by getting me some stickers to put on my scram bracelet so that i can at least wear a chic dress?! maybe!? X”. Little a–hole.
[From Lindsay’s Twitter]
How is that even stone cold sober (allegedly), Lindsay is still a delusional narcissist who sits around creating drama, crack tweeting and being a f-cking idiot. At some point, we just have to acknowledge that that is her f-cking personality. Speaking of her lies, remember how she claimed Johnny Depp came over and said hello to her? LaineyGossip refutes that bullsh-t.
And here’s a fun pictorial courtesy of Gawker – photos of Lindsay using her purse to “hide”. There are, like, a million of them. It’s funny when she pretends she doesn’t love being photographed.
Lindsay on May 27, 2010. Credit: MAC/Fame.
she looks perma-pissed now…
Since she alerts the paps when she goes shopping, her reactions are nothing but bad acting. Yeah, she is a delusional narcissist when sober, and I, too, cannot understand how she keeps any friends. Oh, right, they are using her for attention while she believes the empty-headed dingbats really like her.
The Fug girls will be happy; at least she’s wearing pants.
Since when does CHANEL make stickers?
She’s never worn a chic dress in her life….
Shes on so many “prescribed” drugs she doesnt need to drink. She is wasted 24/7 from her meds!
She has been a narcissistic, entitled, obnoxious brat for so long she doesn’t know how (or want) to be any other way. Cracked-out, stoned, drunk, throwing drinks at people, falling on her ass, or “sober”; that’s who Blohan is, period.
She is going to single-handedly destroy the Chanel label…
Hope she decorates it, then she’ll go to jail for altering it.
Clean & sober are different things. You can put down the drugs/alcohol but you’re still an asshole until you do what is necessary to make positive changes to your personality. Admitting you have a problem is the first step, but there are eleven others that can help you fix your problem, which is yourself.
Also, I read somewhere (I think HuffPost) that if she alters the SCRAM bracelet in any way, she’ll be in violation of her probation. Send those stickers, Chanel!
Hahaha…as if putting stickers on a scram bracelet will make her look any less trashy and stupid.
wow she’s puffy in these photos. And she with the blonde she looks a little like an early 90s Drew Barrymore during the Mad love era.
Bloat-o-rama. If I were her mom my heart would be broken by now.
You can put Chanel on a pig…
I wanna know how all these celebs are brunette one day and then sunny blonde again the next? I know if I tried to do that I would end up with green hair. She looks like a little old retired stripper granny in the first pic.
ok i *think* she was trying to make a joke when she tweeted that. i thought it was funny– she seemed to be poking fun at herself a bit, which i think is good.
Right, because Chanel’s marketing plans include giving away stickies for some loser’s DUI anklet. Ed Hardy, maybe.
I also feel that she is making a joke about the situation and humor is always a good thing to have to get through a bad situation.
I think she looks good in these pictures, like a normal girl. I like her with clothes on and I hope she will keep it up, even after the bracelet is removed.
Blonde is not a good color on her. Don’t even get me started on those duck lips. Quack quack.
SCRAM bracelet doesn’t work with coke, am I correct? She can skip the booze, but not the drugs.
I’m sure she was just kidding about the CHANEL thing. I thought it was kinda funny too.
LL is looking ever increasingly like Charlie Sheen.
Yeah – I have to agree with above commenters, homegirl isn’t sober. She’s switching off from high as a kite on adderall to stoned on percocet (or vicodin or Oxycontin, and so on and so on) to numb and hallucinating on ambien when it’s time to go to bed or crack-tweet. I wouldn’t be suprised if she did ambien when she’s out with people and that’s why we get the pictures of her eyes-half-closed/slumped over in cars.
This trainwreck is NOT sober. Mark my words. But, she does look better in jeans (and her hair isn’t as janky as it previously was).
Look at the top picture of her. Note her mouth looks like she’s clenching or grinding her teeth, & her brow is all wrinkled & stressed, she looks like she’s on meth they all make THAT face…
Doesn’t the bracelet only keep her from drinking? She’s still snorting/popping prescription drugs like Halloween candy. She’s such a waste of space loser.
I see she found some chins.
Looks tell all! This is not a vibrant young lady, just a burn out. Rock the lies and see ya in 10 yrs. as comeback & horror surgery!