Heidi Montag released another song and it’s so beautiful and haunting, I can hardly contain my enthusiasm. The barbie-looking plasticized chick from The Hills has really shown her critics that she’s capable of a serious music career with her latest song, “No More,” a goodbye to a man that betrayed her. The computerized vocals mixed with a catchy background track combine to achieve new heights in pop music.

Montag said that Internet criticism of her last song made her cry and she posed on a sidewalk looking miserable with a chair and her CD in the presence of a bunch of photographers to prove her point. We’re full of shit in the post obviously. We just don’t want Heidi to smear her mascara on our account.

I was able to listen to about 30 seconds of this, but it made me wince. Maybe you can go longer.

Listen to the song on People.com

People Magazine selectively accepts comments for some stories, and they’re allowing people to leave their thoughts on this one. Many of them are priceless, like “If I can seriously say that I’d rather listen to Paris Hilton you know your stuff is complete crap,” [LNew] and “She likes singing, but that doesn’t make her good at it.” Many people are saying that it’s better than her last song, “Higher.”

I’ve never seen Heidi’s show The Hills, but US Weekly has a clip of it and it looks like a bad soap opera.

Michael Buckley of the popular YouTube entertainment show What The Buck notes that the US Weekly issue earlier this month with Montag saying “I was betrayed” on the cover was a big gyp and only had Heidi and her on-screen boyfriend, Spencer, saying there was some betrayal but refusing to state was it was exactly. He said that US Weekly must be getting paid by MTV to advertise that show.

At least People isn’t afraid to subtly trash Heidi.