This comes from the bottom rungs of the British tabloids, so there’s more than a good chance that this is total crap. The Daily Star (via Celebrity Mania) is claiming that Madonna wants to “treat” herself to $200,000 worth of plastic surgery for her 52nd birthday this August. The reason? Because she’s a gristly vampire? Nah. Apparently, Madge has been “feeling her age” and she wants “to keep looking her best”. You know what would have kept her looking good? If she hadn’t gone through with the first round of plastic surgery, in which chicken cutlet cheek implants were welded onto her face.
Turning 52 in August, pop diva Madonna might be giving herself a treat by going under the knife. Britain’s Daily Star newspaper has come out with a story that the queen of pop is planning to spend $200,000 on plastic surgery on some parts of her body and face in a bid to maintain her sexy look.
A source suggested that her divorce from husband Guy Ritchie and her rocky romance with Jesus Luz have something to do with her decision. “Madonna has been feeling her age since her divorce from Guy Ritchie in 2008,” the source revealed. “She thought she’d be living ‘happy ever after’ but it hasn’t happened that way. She’s been dating the model Jesus Luz who is a lot younger than her and she wants to keep looking her best.”
Daily Star reported Madonna, who recently split from Jesus, is “considering an eye lift, a boob job, lip fillers and Lipo Sculpt but is also opting for less invasive procedures including a new laser treatment that reduces the appearance of spider veins.” Though so, it is said that the “Material Girl” still “wants things to look natural with nothing too radical”.
[From Celebrity Mania]
Reasons why this could be true: Madge could be going in for some maintenance work this summer when she has some free time; she could truly be worried about her looks; she’s already had some stuff done, so why not more? Reasons why this is probably bullsh-t: Madge is cheap and I don’t see her spending $200,000 on anything that she can’t hang on her wall; after all of the criticism she received after the cheek implants, would she go under the knife again?
Madge in NYC on January 26, April 28, May 21, 2010. Credit: WENN.
It won’t help, Lady Vadge. At this point it would be – hmmm, oh yes – jumping the shark!
my fave thing about this item is the frantically hedging headline. “Madge might spend …”
“Monkeys might fly out of my …”
Man, those cheek implants were a BAD idea.
I wonder if she’ll get her back scooped??
She scares me. Also- I imagine $200,000 is the same to Madonna as $5.00 is to the rest of us.
She still looks good, different than her old self and funny in the cheeks in some pictures but she’s alright.
If this is true it could be because she is rumored to be the new judge on American Idol, replacing Simon.
Lot of consistent exposure and face time to a large audience.
I think she could be just about the only person to replace him and pull it off.
How many orphans in Malawi could $200,000 feed?
what exactly is getting one’s back scooped? i know frankenheidi had it done but what is it?
Still wants to look natural? Sorry, too late.
I don’t know that I believe the story here, but I do bet that she does more surgery at some point.
Man she just looks horrible.
Absolutely horrible.
I can see Madge doing this. She is such a narccisist. Maybe she’ll start hanging out with Donatella Versace so she doesn’t look so jacked next to her.
I don’t know why these famous ladies won’t accept a few wrinkles and age gracefully. So many of them look terrible just “trying to shave a few years off”.
It’s sad really that these women feel all of their self-worth is tied to a youthful appearance. Even sadder is the work makes them look so unnatural it’s freakish. And who do they think they are fooling? Everyone knows how old they are….deal with it! Just my opinion.
She already looks like a well-preserved 65-year-old. And the answer is MORE surgery? Yeah, okay, whatev.
So she will blow more money on her vanity but she expects us to donate our hard earned money to a $15 million Shrine to herself in Malawi.
I was sad to see her stoop to plastic surgery. Madonna used to seem like a powerful woman with some self respect, but cutting up your face to change your appearance just screams of desperation and fear of aging. She would have made an excellent role model for aging gracefully, but she ruined it with those chipmunk cheeks.
She looks scary, very Madamesque.
I don’t particularly like her or think she’s got much talent, but in terms of appearance, she WAS aging beautifully not that long ago.
Just get the cutlets removed from your face, Madonna, and allow yourself to gain some much-needed body fat. You’ll be the hottest 52 year old around.
@meme — No-one knows what a back scoop is! Even Heidi, and she had it!
If she replaces Simon on American Idol, I will never watch the show again.
I seriously don´t think she looks bad for her age, plastic surgery, botox and all.
And seriously, who ever believe she would become an “organic mom/grany”?
It´s Madonna people!!!!!
At least she has a valid reason for butchering up!
I am starting to think I may be the only woman who WOULDN’T go the botox route, even if I could afford it.
i think her appearance would be greatly improved by putting on some weight. that crypt-keeper look is doing her no favors.
So, that’s in addition to however many hundreds of thousands she’s already spent? Wonder what the tally will be when she’s finally finished with the surgery…
I think she looks fairly good, despite the cheekbones. Please don’t get a boob job, there are too many inflatable celebrity dolls, they all look the same.
So many celebs announce they are getting plastic surgery 3 months before their 52nd birthday. mmmmmm hmmmmmm…..
I’m right there with you, MeMyself!
Don’t these celebrities see their fellow famous folks’ mugs in tabs/on tv/etc. after they’ve had surgery? STEP AWAY FROM THE SURGEON’S KNIFE/SYRINGE PEOPLE! –you’ll just end up looking creepy…Like, Priscilla Presley/Meg Ryan creepy…
She needs help. She also looks like hell.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dorian_Gray_syndrome
Poor thing.
Her incessant narcissism got her the career she wanted, but she utterly failed to realize that you can’t keep a relationship by making it solely about yourself when you get home at night.
So now she’s in her 50’s, single, and starting to make an idiot of herself by desperately trying to hang onto her youth. Have a little dignity, Madge, and just grow up and enjoy your kids. Let them be the kids.
I saw a documentary which featured the surgeon she supposedly sees – he looked like a complete freak. And had the same cheekbones, now I come to think of it!
So what’s he planning to do? Penis removal?
She smiled sadly.
Is it just me or her teeth look she was smoking meth??
(her third picture)
Madonna looks great and everyone posting this garbage knows that. She looks better than any fifty-two-year-old any of us knows, and if we were her age and had her money and did what she does for a living and moved in her circles, we’d be going under the knife too. Get off your moral high horses. There’s nothing wrong with trying to look your best. And Madge has given away far more money than she’s ever spent on surgery. What percentage of YOUR income have YOU given to charity? That’s what I thought. Imbeciles.
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Hopes she looks good forever. Legendary artist and if $300 million can’t buy madonna more time it doesn’t look that good for the rest of us.
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