Miley Cyrus, 17, does raunchy performance with girl-on-girl kiss

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It’s no secret that Miley Cyrus is taking the Britney Spears/Lindsay Lohan lead in showing everyone how “grown up” she is. I had high hopes for Miley, that she would be the child star that would grow into some semblance of a well-adjusted woman, but I don’t think that’s going to be the case. Just this week, we were treated to Miley’s cameltoe during her performance in Portugal, where she was also waxing on about her ex, Nick Jonas – then, we heard that Miley and her boyfriend of a year, Liam Hemsworth, had probably broken up. Except that Miley denied that they broke up, writing on her website:

“Just wanna clear up a rumor. Liam and I did not break. EVER! We are so happy and a lot of that has to do with the amazing relationship he has with my family. We are both so busy right now, so having them by our side supporting us and our career is such a blessing! So any type of rumor that said there was drama with them is completely false. Thanks for letting me clear that up. :)”

[From Miley’s website, via Just Jared]

Eh. So maybe they didn’t split. In any case, Miley was already having a pretty media-soaked week. So, what next? An appearance on Britain’s Got Talent, complete with feathers, uncoordinated dancing (in another leotard) and a girl-on-girl kiss. Oh, Miley.

The “kiss” happens around the one minute mark. It doesn’t even look that exciting or titillating or artistic to me, just Miley pretending to kiss someone I didn’t even get a good look at. After Miley comes trotting out on stage, literally like a horse, I knew it was going to be bad. But after the first half-hearted pelvic thrust, I wondered if Miley was telling the world that she’s sad. Of course, another thing occurred to me – perhaps Miley is less “pulling a Britney” and more “pulling an Adam Lambert”? Because that’s who she reminds me of in this performance. She’s like a budget Glambert – and that’s a really, really bad thing.

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  1. Lesley says:

    I’ve hated this little slut for so long. I just pray she gets pregnant soon and fades into obscurity.

  2. caroline says:

    oh god, that last picture– i totally mistook miley’s index finger on the mic for her teeth. perhaps more terrifying is that i didn’t question it. “oh, miley got veneers.
    …unnecessary?”

    girl not only trots out like a horse, she’s got the giant teefs to match!

  3. Team Bethenny says:

    Lesley, you mean like how that worked for Brittney?

  4. Lem says:

    cannot wait for this girl to become a legal adult so I can speak my mind

    her parents are better than a Lohan equivalent to a Spears. Ali/Jamie Lynn will have nothing on Noah

  5. LOVE ANGELINA says:

    She just kinda got real close in some chick’s face, and then wiggled her face in her face…WTF…pretend kissing, like when I played “house” when I was little? LOL. She should have just done it. If she had done it, it would have been more interesting. Horrible song, btw.

  6. meme says:

    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH miley’s so artistic and edgy, ain’t she? i’m with lesley – get pregnant and go the fuck away

  7. Marjalane says:

    I just have to ask- What exactly was it about Miley’s demeanor that would have led you to believe she was ever going to be anything BUT this kind of nasty, stripper wannabe?? And- I bet the boytoy did dump her butt, but she’s not about to admit it until she’s got the Jonas kid back in her clutches; Miley’s got a skippy little ego for such a young skank!

  8. Angel says:

    haters gonna hate.

    she didn’t even really kiss the chick. it was part of the dance choreography. (which i will admit, was pretty bad.)

    Big friggin’ deal.

  9. Dorothy says:

    OMG Lesley LOL!

    She needs to take some lessons in moving gracefully. She has the WORST posture. I feel bad for the “real” dancers that have to work with her.

  10. Cam says:

    what kind of kiss is that?

  11. texasmom says:

    OK, not only does her horrible posture make her look like she has no neck, that costume makes it look like her head is actually getting retracted INTO her body! Ack! Anyone else remember Alice the Goon?

  12. lucy2 says:

    Marjalane, I agree, I think we could all see this coming a mile away. Sadly she must feel empowered by this sort of thing, rather than for good reasons such as intelligence. And her parents are obviously have no control, or are just too stupid to see it.

  13. bizzy says:

    it’s coming off less ‘wild animal’ and more ‘neanderthal’ each time she performs this song.

  14. Nani says:

    Hi
    you people just talk and talk about her but maybe you guys look worst then her… she’s only doing what she likes…thats fucked up hein? some1 really doing something that they like in there life’s LOL
    anyways – you go girl –
    p.s.- there are younger girls that do worst things then her…
    p.s.- Britney is 1 person Miley is an other person … no 1 is like no 1 … for fuck sake !

  15. Lynn says:

    @ Nani…
    What language are you speaking? I can tell you right now I don’t ” look worst then her “! At least we know Miley’s fan’s, are indeed, white trash…for fuck sake!

  16. Serenity says:

    I also had high hopes for Miley, that she would be a well adjusted young lady.

    Message to Miley:
    If you have to try to prove that you are “grown up”, it only proves that you are not.

  17. B says:

    @ Nani, look up worse vs. worst before your next rant, it will give you more clout

  18. GatsbyGal says:

    @Nani – Why am I not surprised that a defender of Miley Cyrus can’t seem to use the english language properly? Go back to middle school, sweetie. Shouldn’t be hard for you, either – just don’t be late for the bus this morning.

    You’re right, though…there ARE younger girls that do worse things than her. Like Miley’s little sister Noah, for instance. And gee, I wonder who she learned all that skanky behavior from?

  19. Larissa says:

    girlfriend can´t dance…looks more like she is having muscular spasms! hahaha

    trying too hard to be edgy bb! just stick to what you know, if theres such a thing! lol

  20. JulieNewmar says:

    oooooo … so hard-core *rolls eyes*. Somwhere there’s a double wide just waiting for her to inhabit.

  21. Oi says:

    oh, everyone’s doing this now. Go away please.

  22. ien says:

    fucking christ.
    i wish these people would learn that kissing girls and/or pretending to be “bi” is not fucking edgy or cool or trendy. maybe when madonna first did it it was edgy, but now it just looks horrendously desperate.

    not saying miley is pretending to be bi, but w/ this performance & christina w/ her pitiful fontrum-inducing “not myself tonight” video i’m so over girls thinking kissing other girls will make them look artsy and avant-garde.

  23. Majosha says:

    caroline: LOL! She really ought to have those things filed down a bit. They take over her entire face.

  24. Persistent Cat says:

    I watched the video but had it on mute because I don’t want to hear the song (I’m just going to assume it sucks, it’s annoying enough I heard that Party in the USA song).

    Like others said, where was her neck? And she has no dance skills whatsoever. She just kind of lumbers about. She shouldn’t wear such high heels as she’s obviously being careful.

    Nice legs though.

    And while I don’t agree with anything Nani said, it’s obvious english is not her first language so I don’t think she should be ripped into for that. I think she’s french but I’m not sure. And Nani, I look better than her. My eyes are not freakishly close together.

  25. She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named says:

    Wow, that was TERRIBLE choreography, not just her, but everyone, it was like a bad high school show with good lighting. Has she always been this bad and half-hearted a dancer?

  26. She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named says:

    Kaiser, can you please explain why I’m always getting tagged for moderation? Is there anything I can do to prevent this?

  27. Lori says:

    this was like kate G. on DWTS bad. where is her neck? lol this was so bad.

  28. Kaiser says:

    She-Who-Must : I have no idea. I just checked, and you’re not on our mod list. Maybe moderation is just being touchy? I don’t know. Try changing your screen name to something really unique, maybe that will work?

  29. Riley says:

    Girl makes Ashlee Simpson look good.

  30. Atticus says:

    I was a big fan of Britney when she first came out. I was a 25 year old wannabe. Now that I’m a 35 year old mother of 2 kids, one of them an impressionable young girl, I really wish “artists” like Miley Cyrus would go away. It’s sad that some women feel they have to exploit their sexuality in order to feel empowered. Christina Aguilera is another one, especially with that new video of hers, and she says she’s going to be proud to have her son watch her be so sexually provacative, it’ll teach him good things about women. Are there not other ways to prove you are a confident, worthwhile person other than flashing your vadge and slutting it up with every man and woman that you see?

    When I was a kid, Madonna was the big controversy but I was 11 when Like a Virgin came out. Madonna was 27. 27 seems really old to an 11 year old. The point is, Miley is friggin 15 years old (16? same difference) so to her fans, she’s a peer. She’s not someone they want to emulate when they get older, she’s someone they can be like NOW because they’re close in age. That makes the influence she has 10 times worse. But of course, according to her, she absolves herself of any responsibility for the message she sends to her fans about how to be an independent, powerful young woman because after all, she’s not the parent.

    Miley Cyrus, Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton…really wish the whole lot of them would fall into obscurity and never come back.

  31. amanda says:

    Watching it on mute is HYSTERICAL. Is she stomping around or is that what she would call “dancing”?

  32. hatsumomo says:

    Her teeth are the first thing I noticed too- other than the blown out extensions.

  33. Q says:

    I feel like this song should be called “Trying Too Hard” instead of “Can’t be tamed.”

  34. Obvious says:

    Hey guys leave off Nani, for all we know English is not her first language. that being said, (grammar and spelling wise) i disagree with everything she’s said.
    i never had high hopes for miley, but now i’m seriously watching the cyrus family duke it out with the lohans for worst stage parents of all time.

  35. DetRiotgirl says:

    That “kiss” really wasn’t a kiss at all, just awkward choreography.

    What I can’t get over though, is how uttery ridiculous her back up dancers look. There are several guys in there who looked like a box of Halloween decorations and a drag queen’s bag of back up boas exploded on them. Not to mention the one girl who was basically wearing a green thong, a corset and the slaughtered remains of a muppet around her wrists. I hope they’re getting paid a lot to look that stupid!

    I noticed Miley seems to have lightened her hair. She’s getting a little closer to being Britny 2.0 everyday. I personally hope she reconsiders that before marrying some idiot and ending up on meds with two kids. I don’t have particularly high hopes for that. But, I don’t hate the girl and I wouldn’t wish the sort of train wreck future that is the Britney/Lindsay route on anyone’s child.

  36. Tia C says:

    Yeah, I’m with Lesley. Get knocked up and take your no-talent, giant teeth, jacked hair, chipmunk-faced ass back to the trailer park where you belong.

  37. Alyson says:

    Her act just looked like an unsure teenager going through the awkward stage. I too stumbled around on my first pair of heels, had questionable taste in clothes, and wore entirely too much makeup in an attempt to shock my parents and show how grown up I was. It didn’t work. I look back at those pictures and cringe.

    Having said that, I had a stable life and honest friends to tell me I was being an idiot.

  38. guesty says:

    @leslie & @lem…so true…lol!

  39. original kate says:

    lame.

  40. Victoria says:

    Hey ANYTHING for attention! And isnt it funny the photo they use is one that showes the most GUMS!

  41. bondbabe says:

    Nani

    We pile on this girl’s behavior/fashion because she is 17 years old and her audience is predominately those of the same age or younger and she is a “role model” (shudder) to them. They emulate their role models in their own behavior and what they wear.

    Disney threw this girl out there and young girls went crazy trying to be like her. And now that she’s no longer a Disney character, do you think these girls, who are getting older just as Miley is, are just going to stop trying to be like her? Or young ones that see her gyrating and dressing like a circus hooker won’t want to imitate her?

    I guess I can answer my own questions, because she surely must have to rely on the sexually-charged antics and dress to stay relevant ‘cuz she isn’t going to cut it on the singing alone.

  42. GatsbyGal says:

    Ooooo Kaiser, am I on the mod list? I imagine I am, because I’m always cursing. 😉

  43. Lisa says:

    My daughter is now sooo disinterested in this girl now. Thank goodness!

  44. Alarmjaguar says:

    So this isn’t going to get the same kind of outrage as Adam Lambert (to be fair, it doesn’t sound as explicit, but I can’t bring myself to watch the video). As I recall people were all over him and denying that it had anything to do with his being openly gay saying that they would be as outraged if anyone did it…

  45. bnice says:

    I agree with the poster above about this whole, “WOW, LOOK AT ME I HAVE SEX!” thing. I’m pretty sure women have been having sex for millions of years–it’s really not that impressive. There are better ways to be a “powerful” woman than saying you enjoy having sex. The way these celebrities overemphasize it is not feminine power–they’re allowing themselves to be one-dimensional caricatures that actually perpetuate more sexism. Empowerment comes from expanding your mind, not spreading your legs.

    Yes, I love sex, too! But there are a lot of other aspects of life to be celebrated, and I actually think maintaining a little mystery and reserve is much sexier than being so in-your-face about it–smacks of desperation, IMO. Some of these girls need to invest more of their energy into the quality of their actual singing and dancing than into their “statement.”

  46. jover says:

    I agree with all the other posters I would like to know how Miley gets these D-list gigs is no real talent available or are her pr ppl/Disney paying ppl off because her non talent is beyond pathetic and parody – it’s almost unwatchable. Do her parents really secretly hate that they are indifferent to these public displays of buffoonry.

  47. BlahBlah says:

    My God, the child is just making a complete fool of herself. It’s sad to see a kid like her equate “being all grown up” with acting like a total skank.

  48. Isa says:

    Someone needs to teach her to dance. Seriously. Is that supposed to be sexy because she is clomping around on stage like a monster.

  49. Kimberly says:

    Wow

    after watching that performance, I’m really embarrassed for her.

    That was really bad

    she looks like such a dumbass in that performance!!

    wow does anyone even like her “music”? It’s so generic and she just tries too hard it’s really sad.

    Obviously she isn’t an Alister by her gigs, but now she’s falling down to z-lister.

    she needs to learn to dance, not booty shake it’s generic, but actually dance.

  50. MSat says:

    Isn’t she supposed to be all Christian and stuff? Just a year ago she was all “Jesus” this and “Jesus” that. Hmm. Funny how that so-called faith is taking a backseat now that she needs to sell CDs and concert tickets. And again: it’s been done. To death.

  51. Lynn says:

    Didn’t she turn away from Jesus…saying something like ” I believe in love ” over God? I thought I read that on this site.

  52. Caitlin says:

    God, that whole act just looks like a budget performance of ‘Cats’….ugh.

  53. mollination says:

    LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    You guys have to watch the video without sound when she first comes out hunched over, stomping, and does that weird leg kicky leg. hahaha, I just snorted in the middle of a quiet office building.

    For extra laughs, do the same thing from the 1:00 – :1:07 mark when she’s kind of like faux-rapper-gesturing and again, hunched over like a crazy person.

  54. Pop says:

    Why exactly are people comparing this little monster to Britney Spears? When Britney decided to go for the more sexy image, she looked good doing it, plus the girl can actually dance. Miley, on the other hand, looks like a neckless horse that’s spasming its way across stage. She’s trying WAYY too hard.

  55. Cari says:

    I don’t know why, but I kept having flash-backs to Dee Snider watching her. No offense to Mr. Snider.

  56. DSM says:

    June, we are on the same page… “We’re not gonna take it!”

  57. lolo says:

    I fucking love Adam Lambert. He’s a gorgeous man.

  58. sam says:

    Except Adam Lambert got huge backlash from conservative media for his kiss.

  59. sashavice says:

    I was watching this without sound too, Mollination. LOL! It looks so awkward and bad

  60. blubber says:

    At uni we used to call those girls who acted “bi” to seem avant garde and sexy “lug”s…Lesbian until graduation. Will this phenomenon never go away?

  61. NFLmama says:

    Billy Ray will just explain it away.

  62. Veema says:

    And even if she actually did kiss that girl, so what?

    First, this choreography hasn’t changed so they TV show knew what to expect…

    Second, whats wrong with two girls kissing? Yeah she has a boyfriend, but no one is saying she is a bad role model or outrageous because she could be cheating on her boyfriend, but because of a same-sex kiss. Big freaking deal.

  63. Lita says:

    Jist my take, but somewhere along the way I think that the core values of feminism (such a dirty word today), being owning and controlling your body and sexuality, plus the concept that fe/males are equal, got tarnished. Somehow it morphed to ‘behaving like a tramp, dressing sluttily and being obnoxious a rude’ demonstrating your ‘power.’ Females of this ilk don’t seem to care if they look stupid as long as they look strong (in really inept ways).

    Miley reeks of fail mainly because she’s trying so hard – not doing “what she loves” but “what she thinks others will judge as cool and edgy.” And because she really thinks she’s being edgy!

  64. CB Rawks says:

    She just gets more feral.

  65. mileystaywithus! says:

    Was i the only one seeing a guy thrust his hand at her boob? Pause at 0:18
    And plus Ive stuck with Miley through this whole train wreck. Of course after all this, Im still with her. It makes me upset at what shes doing, but it makes me aggravated at money obsessed teen useless has beens like Selena and Taylor constantly trying to stay important. They dont have a life, just plotting their next crappy getrichquick scheme. At least shes portraying her real self, not hiding behind the ears of a mouse

  66. Bopa says:

    The fact that the kiss was girl on girl doesn’t bother me. It’s the fact that she(or her people) probably figured she’d do something for shock and awe as a way to shed her Disney image and get attention. It’s already been done successfully.

    Side note: Someone needs to work with her on her posture and how to walk in heels. She looked every bit of an awkward duckling trying to look like a grown woman.

  67. Wiley says:

    The first thing I noticed was a guy grabbing her breast at about the 18 sec mark. Not sure what that was about. I actually didn’t pay any attention to her dancing but went back and you’re right, she really stinks. Can’t sing, can’t dance, no talent. IT’S BRITNEY!!!

  68. Naomi says:

    Can’t wait for her to just go away.

    Atleast I found some amusement after watching that with the sound off.
    Looks funny to see her attempt to ‘dance’ by having leg spasms and stomping around.

  69. ViktoryGin says:

    Reaching…..

    Agree w/ Atticus, bnice, and Lita.

  70. Tabby says:

    miley is pretty….I like her!

  71. Autumn says:

    Are you serious? That’s NOT pole dancing. It looks like it was just there to help her balance. I’m not defending her outfit, maybe that was a little much, but still you people are acting like she was giving lil wayne a lap dance while wearing a bikini or something…she’s not a slut.

  72. Leesh says:

    You guys have nothing better to do than rag on Miley. Really? She hasnt done anything Im sure you havent done. She is a teen doing what teens do. Get off her back. Just because you could go out and be stupid at 17 and no one knew because you werent famous doesnt mean shit. Its her life, not yours so get the fuck over yourself.

  73. Anna says:

    uggghhhhh i wish miley was gone………. my opion….. if miley sue at then sue!!!!! this is jiust my opion……. and maybe some ppl like u and some ppl hate u so live with it…. where ever you go… some ppl will hate u….. and some ppl wont!!!!

  74. he miley cyrus see you♥♥♥

  75. I adore Miley! She’s so crazy!

  76. rachel says:

    you all need to get a grip really use are so pathetic she isnt 5 anymore she is growing up and by the looks of things all of u haters should do the same!!!! jesh ur all sad!!!!!

  77. Beasley says:

    Das Haus am Fleischmarkt hat damit einen beachtlichen Publikumserfolg gelandet: Regisseurin Nicola Raab zeichnet in den sieben Strophen” von Birtwistles Traumspiel den Abstieg in die Unterwelt gefährlicher Sehnsüchte und Albträume, in den Hades unbekannter sexueller Begierden und seelischer Verstörung.