So I finally got a chance to read Star Magazine’s full cover story on Angelina’s voodoo, and her affairs with everyone from Ralph Fiennes (hot), Lenny Kravitz (meh) and Ethan Hawke (ew). First, let me point out that in Star’s print edition, they put up photos of Ralph, Ethan and Lenny, all of them shirtless, side-by-side. It’s kind of awesome. All three look like they’re fresh from mounting La Jolie. Anyway, here are some additional highlights from the story:
The Ethan Hawke affair in 2003, on the set of Taking Lives: “They hooked up while they were shooting… Angie and Ethan couldn’t keep their hands to themselves, and they spent a lot of nights together in their hotel suite… but it didn’t last because Ethan was two-timing Angelina.”
Angelina had a “conniving plan” to steal Brad: “She always had a crush on Brad. She first fell in love with him when he was in Interview With A Vampire. She told her entourage about this fantasy years before they got together, complaining that Jen was a boring choice for his wife.”
Lenny Kravitz Affair: They met in 1990s. “Angie and Lenny would hook up all the time.”
She‘s done orgies too: “She’s experienced S&M and orgies… she wanted to be tied up with leather straps and be dominated by men and women, and liked the sex to be rough. It’s the forced submission she found exciting, the inability to break free.”
Voodoo: “She keeps packets of weird powders made from ground-up herbs and roots close to her body… Brad has always turned a blind eye to her quirks.”
[From Star Magazine, print edition]
I like that even Star seems to dismiss the sh-t as “quirks”. Meanwhile, The National Enquirer also has a funny story about Brangelina – according to them, Maddox is now completely in love with Johnny Depp (HA!), and Brad was not pleased AT ALL.
Little MADDOX JOLIE-PITT is almost obsessed with JOHNNY DEPP – and daddy BRAD PITT is NOT amused!
Johnny became like a second dad to the 8-year-old son of Brad and Angelina Jolie while filming The Tourist with Angie in Venice, Italy, pals say. And the chummier Maddox got with Johnny, the more Brad stewed, an insider revealed.
What’s more, Brad says it’s ALL Angie’s fault! Maddox was only following his mom’s lead – “It was a dream shoot for Angelina, and even more of one for Maddox – because he got to visit his ‘Pirate’ hero on the set.”
“Maddox is going through a pirate phase – he’s all about pirate toys, eye patches and stuffed parrots… he likes to talk in a mock pirate voice.”
When Maddox met Johnny, he begged Depp to “talk pirates” with him. Angelina encouraged the friendship, but Brad was left steaming.
[From The National Enquirer, print and online editions]
Lastly, we have In Touch’s latest story about how Angelina and Brad hate each other. This one seems terribly thrown together, even more so than In Touch’s usual hate-fest. According to their source, Angelina picked a fight with Brad in the middle of the party they went to in Malibu last weekend. Angelina “flipped out” because Maddox and Pax were “rough-housing” and Brad pulled Angelina aside and told her she was “overreacting and being ridiculous”. After that, “Angelina sulked for the rest of the day… she hates when Brad is undermining her authority.” Angelina is now Cartman from South Park.
Header: Jolie on April 9, 2010. Brad on April 4. Credit: WENN.
Oh no! A woman who likes sex! I don’t believe any of this trash, but even if it’s true, so what?
i totally believe that maddox liked johnny depp and brad didn’t really like, cause everyone knows that maddox is aj favorite child. I know she’s got other kids, but she’s got special bond with maddox.
Sounds like she’s had loads fun, but personally could’nt really get into orgies and bondage. I’d laugh too much and possibly feel acute embarrassment naked with lots other people. Plus am strict hetero and orgies usually involve sex with same sex. -no thanks!
Dayum!!! This all sounds like all the “writers” at the ragmags got together, smoked some weed, drank a lot of wine, and just threw out sentences about Angelina and “wrote” stories. All so random!! These stories are worse than the usual crap in the rags. Just imagine two boys ages 6 and 8 “rough housing” and their mother getting upset about it. How can anybody believe something like that? And Maddox “falling” for Johnny Depp when the Daddy he obviously adores is around 24/7 looking after him. What bullsh!t!! Guess they had to come up with something since the “Angie seduces Johnny” storyline didn’t work out. Damn, these folks are nutso!!
Is it so shocking that she’d be into having sex with as many attractive people as possible? God, if I looked like that, I’d take advantage too!
“Angelina is now Cartman from South Park”. HAHAAHAHAHAHAH
Orgies with lots beautiful people-how wonderful
But, but, but…. Angie has only had sex with 4 men in her whole life! I guess she meant 4 SINGLE men.
Damn, where was I for all that?! 🙂
uhm its her birthday today good way to give her a shout out
How stupid can these rags get. It is beyond hilarious how they try to portray Angie as something she is not. She is a Mom, humnaitarian and partner to Brad Pitt. Get a life rags and leave her alone. By the way from what I have heard the Andre Morton book is foing to appeal more to ANgie fans than her haters.
Oh, I forgot it was her birthday. Happy B-Day, Angie. Hope you get drunk off leather and vodka.
Yeah, I always believe every word written about Angelina Jolie. No one would publish lies, right?
“respect mah authoritaw!”
nice SP, reference Kaiser.
I totally believe that AJ was sexually freaky in the past – she’s admitted as much. but orgies? don’t really see that as what she’d be into, but who knows?
I also believe that Maddox loved Johnny (who doesn’t?!) but I don’t believe the part about Brad crying over it.
Ethan Hawk? ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
@ Kaiser –
Hope you ALLEGEDLY get drunk…according to sources.
She was a SINGLE, RICH, ATTRACTIVE freak. Whoop-dee-friggin’-do.
Can’t WAIT for Gerard “GerBear” Butler’s expose to come out. And Andrew Morton better spell my name right. Tee Hee.
Happy B-Day Angie. Please enjoy those leather sheets to the fullest!!! (invite me too please)
Ok, for some reason I now have that song “Whip it” by Devo in my head. Maybe they had it playing in the background during the S&M sessions. 😀
if the orgy thing was true, wouldn’t some loser trying to cash it on it? like the tiger or jesse hos?
Angie is a freak no surprise here. Than why does Brad look so miserable?
I believe the orgy bit because she was once married to Johnny Lee Miller who is best friends with Jude Law, who was married to Sadie Frost and it’s know that those two used to partake in orgies. Jude was even best man at their wedding. Add in Jolie’s wild side during that time and it’s plausible. The only thing I don’t believe is that she was dominated because I remember her saying she wishes she could find someone who could dominate her in an interview.
I believe the orgy bit because she was once married to Johnny Lee Miller who is best friends with Jude Law, who was married to Sadie Frost and it’s know that those two used to partake in orgies.
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Well, that proves EVERYTHING, right there!!
i have a feeling 40 is not going to be kind to her.
Wow, Star has it out for Jolie this week!
I’d be willing to partially believe the stuff about her past and all her flings, but I’m not buying the voodoo stuff now, or that she and Brad hate each other. I don’t think things are as picture perfect happy as some would think, but I doubt it’s full blown hate – I don’t think she’d stick around if she were that unhappy.
For all we know she could be cold as ice and a lousy lay.
What? you mean Angelina “flipped out” and Brad didn’t storm out of the room?
I think that’s progress people…
Who wouldn’t fall in love with Johnny Depp? I mean in a kiddish way… He portrayed lot of cool characters: Jack Sparrow, The Mad Hatter, Edward Scissorhands and so on… If I was a child I would probably love to have him as a father.
“…but it didn’t last because Ethan was two-timing Angelina.”
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IF this is true, and I do have my doubts, Ethan was also two timing his wife and his OTHER girlfriend. So damn, Ethan Hawke is the doggiest dog to ever dog.
I’m as heterosexual and vanilla as they come, but if I walked into the Angelina Jolie S&M orgy, I don’t know… 😉
I do not care what the tabloids say that Angelina did, Angelina is and will remain my favorite actress and an example of kindness and concern for those less fortunate… She is my modern hero
LOL another day in tabloid land. Happy Birthday Angelina!!!
I can imagine Johnny talking like Jack Sparrow to Maddox, he must love it! What a lucky kid!
She already stated in interviews over the years that she was into S&M and that she actively sought people out for that. If it comes from her first hand, why write a book about it? I wouldn’t be surprised if that’s what attracted Brad to her in the first place. She has no shame and does what she wants.
There are many Hollywood celebrities who engage in the same acts, only behind closed doors. Many are probably thankful for her helping helping them satisfy their needs. No former lover has ever said anything negative about her.
OK, not really a fan of hers, but she looks gorgeous in that first photo.
LOL Gwen, right? awesome
Freaky Sex Fiends are always more fun! 😉
If they wrote an article about her only liking the missionary position that would have been shocking.
Happy Birthday Angelina!
I also can’t believe all the hatred that’s been thrown at this woman from the tabloids, non-fans and fans of Aniston. It’s verging on a complete sickness. They’ve spun some horrible tales which shows how truly nasty the people–who live on gossip lies and the tabloids–can be. As far as I can see, Angelina has been doing great humanitarian work for 10 years now (which is something her detractors always downplay or ignore), she works and is a cool mom. There’s nothing to hate here and I wish people would leave her alone. So what if she and Brad fell in love, it happens all the time. Maybe, they were meant to be? Who knows. If you don’t like her, don’t comment. Go on to a celeb you do like. As for me, I do like her movies and she seems like a lady who is trying to do her best with her life. Good luck Angelina and I wish you ALL the best!
Happy Bday Angie. I guess IT forgot last week they claimed AJ lets the boys run wild and out of control and Brad is the strict one.Did Star mention the baby they claim she was 3 months pregnant with back in April and speculate who the father is?
@ Ron, missionary position can be quite boooorrriiinnng!!!
seriously?
I’m team Anniston all the way. With that being said, can the tabloids just give this chic a break already? Every week they seem to just make up stories about her (and Brad, although they are predictably kinder to him).
Haven’t they been breaking up for two or three years now? And she’s been pregnant at least a dozen times right? And she levitates instead of sleeps and she eats her cheerios with blood instead of milk…..
I admire her restraint, b/c by this point I would’ve already cursed somebody at star/enquirer out.
Is this Star article going to be part of a 5-part series? There’s no reason to talk about the same story for 3 straight days. Why do people believe all of these stories when they keep contradicting not only each other but themselves? These Angelina stories are so over the top they are laughable. A crush is hardly a “conniving plan” to get Brad. A lot of people use powders, herbs, vitamins for whatever. It’s a far leap to say voodoo. Besides I doubt she’s into it. Maddox was with Brad all of the time and never with Johnny so that story seems really dumb. The party was held outside. If Brad and Angelina got into a fight photographs would have been everywhere.
Beth, stop being sensible!!
Yes, that Malibu party was totally outside with the paps taking photos but it’s funny they didn’t get any pics of Brad and Angie “fighting”!! Amazing, isn’t it?
Happy Birthday, Angelina.
I think she is a wonderful woman and someone to admire because she never complains about the horrible stories about her in the ragmags or on the Internet. She just lives her life and let’s the plebs do the hating!!
If this story is true re: Johnny Depp and Maddox, I could see Brad as jealous as that’s Angie sucked Brad in on the set of Mr and Mrs Smith, Maddox turn to Brad when they were playing and called him Daddy. Goatbeard likely thinks he will be replaced by Johnny Chiseled Cheekbones. True or not true the stories alone makes me seriously wonder how any adoption agency would place children with a woman who has admitted in interviews to cutting, drug addiction, and purportedly likes violent sex with multiple partners. Guess money talks.
Doesn’t she have another crap movie coming out soon? Couldn’t this flurry be related to that?
I have a question…why are you guys wishing her a happy birthday in the comments? I doubt she’s going to get your message…weird. are you all throwing bday parties in her honor this weekend too? 😉
ok so I am wondering if Brad Pitt will ever look the way he did when he married Jennifer Aniston, geez he doesn’t seem like he showers now, I used to love see him sooo polished
Never mind the 3 male celeb lays what about the women?
@ 43 I think it is ridiculous to expect BP to look the way he did when he was married to JA first off there is this thing called time , he is 47 now and not 35 I can remember many times like in Legends of the Fall days when he looked like he hadn’t showered but he was still hot much the way Robert Pattison doesn’t shower and looks hot.
Brad Pitt is the luckiest man on Earth.
Since when does hirsute = not showering? He has a beard, therefore he must not wash himself…. where are you people from – Pleasantville?
Everyone should live in SF/Pac NW at least once, lest they become/remain hard and ignorant.
How could she encourage Maddox to love JD when the same lying Tabs said just recently that JD didn’t get on with Angie, they hated each other. According to them, Angie thought he was unprofessional and scruffy, he always turned up late for his shoots and JD thought she is a snub. Now the same losers are claiming she encouraged Maddox to like JD. That she and JD got on so well to the extent Brad felt threatened as a dad. Dreamers! Are people really going waste their money on these crapy mags? They mag owners are laughing all the way to their banks for making a sucker out of the people buying the garbage they turn out.
So what!
Such disgusting behaviour from a magazine, they are BULLYING this woman with almost religious fervour. No one, not a director, past co worker or ex lover has ever said anything negative about Jolie, there are no diva stories ala Mariah Carey or P Diddy, and yet these “sources” continue to malign her as the embodiment of Satan and the idiot few eat it up. I admire her composure- I would have cracked it at all these malicious mags ages ago, especially with their filthy attacks on her children. Go Angie!
Filthy attacks on her children? Where?
Really, I get that the rag mags are ridiculous with their stories. But no need to further their agenda by whipping up more nonsense.
Filthy attacks on her children? Where?
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Oh, you must have missed the TWO stories in Newsweek magazine about how Angie “refuses” to comb and style Zahara’s hair.
Or, how about the story about how Angeline is “turning” Shiloh into a boy.
Oh, wait . . . how about the stories where the ragmags insisted that Shiloh lost her tooth and had scratches on her face because Zahara “beat her up.”
And all the lies about how the children are “destructive” and “wild” and “undiscipline” and they destroy everything they touch.
Guess you missed those, huh!!
There is zero evidence of any of this, except of course from all the “insiders” and “pals” who always seem to be around this family, even though they “have no friends.”
@ 54 last month the NE had a really cruel story about “alleged health problems” of the twins based soley on quotes from the internet. Also the infamous Intouch story on Shiloh being turned into a boy by AJ I definitley consider those to be unfair attacks on children
@55–I think crash was talking about this particular story. I could be wrong…
Anyway, I don’t know about the orgy thing, but most of this stuff AJ has admitted herself. I don’t get why it’s shocking. The only funny thing is the part about how she’s claimed she’s only slept with 4 guys. Let’s see: Brad, Billy Bob, Johnny Lee Miller…there’s three. That leaves only one more spot open for the rest of the “supposed” crew: Colin Farrell (they went to Egypt together), Olivier M., Tim Hutton, Ralph Fiennes, Mick Jagger (?). None of it proven, but I think it’s safe to say there’s more than four.
Voodoo Sources Female First. Not the first time tabloids use blogs as their “sources”
wtf, they are predictably kinder to him because 1. he has a powerful Pr team and 2. the tabloid readers aka Angelina haters are weirdly devoted to Brad Pitt. Creepy. They act like he’s god.
53 michele, I agree. I would have dumped Pitt along time ago. I definitely don’t think he’s worth all the crap she and her children have to put up with because people are mad at her for being with him. I mean, he’s never even tried to defend her. He has a rabid fanbase . If it’s not Angelina the devil then it’s Angelina’s kids have down syndrome or some other “mysterious” illness because she’s a horrible mother.
I see the gerbils are leaking info to the tabloids again that’s why I don’t trust gerbils.
I suspected Pitt was no longer as attracted to AJ anymore when he let himself go. When you like someone, you look as good as you can – you dress up, you looks sexy, you bathe…
and… even if it were true, we already know she had a past and she liked to experiment. Why would this be shocking? It wasn’t her saintly persona that made her famous in the first place.
^Wow, you *suspect*, huh? Let’s leave the conjectures and body-language reading to the highly intellectually gifted professionals at Star, shall we? /sarcasm
You also forgot the rumours that Angie was forcing Shiloh into becoming a lesbian because she was JEALOUS OF HER YOUTH AND BEAUTY, how she laughs evilly when Shiloh cries, how the twins have Down Syndrome (Angie probably did it on purpose to get attention), how she’s emotionally scarring all of them on purpose by being witholding etc.
By Star’s accounts she should be twirling a moustache and tying Aniston to the train tracks with one hand, and pistol whipping a weeping and broken Brad with the other. And all the while furiously kicking her kids in the neck (especially Shiloh) with her red stiletto boots (red = sexy = HOAR!!!) and planning which orphanage to set on fire next.
Ha, those last two pics are great.
Angelina with Johnny whilst Brad looks over, “I am disappoint.”
Would be funny to hear Angelina scream “RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH”.
@64: Hilarious! Good for a giggle, that comment was! 🙂 Love the HOAR!! bit!
Just because she’s a humanitarian and helps people all over the world, she can’t have a hot sex life? WTF? Is that all these stupid tabloids can come up with?
BTW if this is all true and I think it is, all I can say is: mmmmmmmmmmmmm I likeyy.
Happy birthday Angie-Jo from this envious peon. You have it all: thanks for having the decency to enjoy it and not throw it away with both hands.
star mag?
Star mag is so annoying
ha ha ha
maybe she has horrible insomnia but she actually slept with four guys.
that is the funniest picture of brad. why does he keep taking movie roles where he has to grow that straggle beard and look homeless. geez.
BTW – does anyone else ever feel kind of nauseated at the sight of johnny depp? not sure why but he really gives me the ickies. always has, too.
Ok, maybe it’s just because I’ve worked for several celebrities, or maybe because I grew up in Los Angeles, but I don’t see the big deal that’s ALWAYS being made over this couple?!?!
Angelina has had orgies and previous sex partners, so has EVERYone else, hence the ‘s’ at the end of each word.
So Brad had to “check” his wife in public and Angelina got embarrassed, HASN’T EVERY MARRIED COUPLE AT ONE POINT OR ANOTHER DISAGREED IN PUBLIC?!?!
This is such a “non” story….sad….
Yawn. Hilarious last paragraph Kaiser lol.
the oldest kid never smiles ;he spooks me out They remind me of the Munsters,I picture a dirty house and strange hygiene habits
I think she is beautiful and we are jealous. She is a star so nothing about her life is private unfortunately for her. I agree that Brad looks depressed all the time but he’s a drinker and alcoholism if he has it, is a progressive disease. It’s weird, she acts like a junkie and he looks like a junkie. I think in reality their lives are not as enjoyable as we think they must be. They really just have lots and lots of money, but that won’t purchase peace in your mind and body.
SHUT UP Autumn! You sound INSANE! Who is this “we” you’re speaking of, you have a frog in your pocket?!?! “YOU” are jealous of their lives & “YOU” think their lives are enjoyable, NOT “US” WACK-JOB!!!