First – ugh, look at those jeans. Some trends don’t need to come back, Miley. Those black acid-washed disasters died in the 1980s for a reason, because they are FUG AS HELL. Next: on Friday, I talked a little bit about Miley Cyrus’s performance on Britain’s Got Talent, which was on Thursday night (video below). Miley performed her new single, “Can’t Be Tamed” and the performance was… sketchy. I used words like: raunchy, trotting, uncoordinated and girl-on-girl. There was some kind of faux girl-on-girl kiss that people were talking about, but it just seemed like a big “meh”. Personally, I found the galloping around like a horse, and the spastic, half-hearted pelvic thrusts a bit more disturbing, but whatever. So, the fake kiss happened and people talked about. And that made Miley mad! Because she expected to fake kiss a girl on national television and no one was supposed to talk about it! Miley went to her website and typed out a very Kanye-West-esque, partially CAPS LOCK message to all of us H8ERS:
Miley Cyrus is standing by her raunchy June 3 Britain’s Got Talent performance, in which she simulated a lesbian kiss on stage.
On her official website, the singer, 17, writes:
“To all my fans, Thank you for all the support you all show me. Sometimes you’re the only thing keepin’ me goin’ strong! There are so many people out there that are so negative and always causing new issues. I feel like the entertainment industry has become nothing but a disgusting tabloid.
“I performed ‘Can’t Be Tamed’ this week on one of my favorite shows here in the UK Britian’s Got Talent. Which is totally true, there were some amazinnnggg acts (but of course no one could focus on that.) I had such a blast and was so honored to be on that stage. That being said during my performance I supposedly ‘KISSED A GIRL’ and this is the newest thing to cause controversy.
“I promise you I did not kiss her and it is ridiculous that two entertainers cant even rock out with each other without the media making it some type of story. I really hope my fans are not disappointed in me because the truth is I did nothing wrong. I got up there and did my job which is to perform to the best of my ability. I just want to put an end to this right now and just say one thing to everyone out there making this performance such a big deal.
“GET OVER IT! NOTHING HAPPENED. THERE ARE WAYYYYYYY MORE IMPORTANT THINGS IN THE WORLD. Let’s start focusing a little less on making up ignorant rumors and focus a little more on world peace! We gotta a lot of work to do if we wan this earth to be here much longer. Let’s make a change! It wouldn’t hurt the world to show a little more love. X M”
[From Us Weekly]
I agree, there are way more important things to talk about than some 17-year-old idiot who did something tired and cheap to get attention, and when it got her attention, she gets hysterical. Does Miley think she shocked us? That we were talking about her performance because it was so dangerous and because she’s just so hardcore and, like, totally filled with meaning and importance? Because she’s the one who needs to get a f-cking grip. We talked about her performance because it was so cheesy, and like a totally budget amalgamation of old Britney Spears and Adam Lambert controversies. Miley didn’t even go mouth-to-mouth on the girl dancer! She even faked out on that one. This controversy is so dumb. Like Miley.
Oh god. I really hate young actresses now a days.
What’s up with all those leotards? Dang they are so fug.
Why does she looks so trashy?
WHATEVS SPIDER-LASH. I HAS CAPSLOCK RAGE TOO AT YOUR FUG JEANS.
Seriously though. That kiss was the least offensive thing about that performance, it’s true. I don’t know why she thinks being hardcore involves stomping around like a drunken redneck (maybe this is the only example she has?) and dressing like a dirty-south-thrift-store-whore, (again….) but honey, those jeans have been on salvation armies rack since 1982. Don’t go there. I hate to be a hater but jesus. Bad makeup, bad style, bad performance, bad attitude; at what point is this supposed to become endearing? I’m baffled.
ALSO, the part where she says ‘who the hell cares if I did kiss a girl anyway, why the fuck is that so wrong?’ is truly bad ass.
Oh, wait.
I’d do her but ONLY if she kept her cry hole shut.
What the hell did she expect?
It seems that she did it in order to drum up contention, because this bi-curous pandering is supposedly “edgy”, and then when she draws criticism (I guess it is still “edgy” for some), she bitches about it. See, pushing boundaries (if you can call this pastiche performance that) is not something that endears one to “good ole common folk”. So, why even get near that kitchen, Miley, if you aren’t equipped to take the heat?
And you didn’t even really kiss that girl. Please……
1 – That song is LAME! That song is LAME!
2 – STFU and put on some pants.
3 – Those costumes…were they about to enter Thunderdome after the show?
4 – Everything this girl does is for attention. When the response doesn’t go the way she wants, she whines.
5 – Horse clomping is SO edgy.
Michael K sums her up:
http://dlisted.com/node/37553
LOL @Angel ! My sentiments exactly
I can’t decide what’s lamer – kissing another girl on stage to prove how “untamed” you are or MIMING kissing another girl on stage to prove how “untamed” you are. What you are, little girl, is TAME!
She looks like the new low budget whore on the Orange Blossom Trail in Orlando (def Central FL low rent) and if she’s going to fancy herself an “entertainer” she needs to take freaking dance lessons. A 48-year old Jazzerciser has more moves than Miley.
God, I just want to knee this brat in the back and make her STAND UP STRAIGHT! Her posture offends me.
Yawn, NEXT!!!
OMG! Her show in UK, those pictures… She’s officially a HO! Total shame!
Everything about her screams “contemporary country”: it’s the only direction she can go without appearing silly, foolish and way out of her league. Her “dance moves” are clumsy, she looks more goofy than sexy or slutty. The poor girl clomps around like Godzilla wading through the skyscrapers of Tokyo. And that music is horrible even by pop’s extremely low standards. Even the Partridge Family or The Archies would have rejected that tune as being too lame.
She really should focus on trying to sing like a grown-up, get herself a good, talented, alt-country-lite-rock band with a competent songwriter and try to find her own niche instead of worrying about trying to compete with the GaGas and the Britneys of the world. Of course, what she’ll probably do is get herself a ridiculous-looking boob job, embarrass herself straight into irrelevance and end up on some lame reality show as a 24 year old has-been.
the whole dance is just awful
People, people, people. Pleases, let’s do what she says. Let us all work for world peace so that she can can have time to run around and do whatever she wants. Like dance like a slut in front of all the fans she acquired through her Disney show.
I would like to know who are the imbecils that actually paid to see this clumsy panda bear chomp around on stage. And I thought the music scene in the UK was sophisticated.
wow, at the speed she’s ripping thru every cliche in the pop-singer book, i fully expect her to be selling dolls on qvc by next month.
Ok, then stop doing shit JUST for attention…and then bitching about said attention.
@bizzy —
The Future for Miley Cyrus:
Twenty-five — Releases a book detailing how Disney robbed her of her childhood and subsequently caused her spiral into drug addiction.
Twenty-eight — Will Marry for the Third time.
Thirty — Embarks on the “Comeback Tour”.
Thirty-one — Marries again.
Thirty-one (Part Two) — enters Rehab, but is expelled due to her never-ending warbling of the Amy Winehouse song, which causes the fellow patients to either relapse or consider suicide.
Thirty-two — Declares herself a lesbian.
Thirty-five — After a series of failed sitcoms (because of her — her words — “inability to break the Disney mold”), follows in the path of Angelina and becomes a Goodwill Ambassador for Unicef.
Thirty-eight — “Finds Herself’ in India. Marries again (not to a woman).
Forty — adds an additional line to the dolls to promote her anti-aging skin-care line.
Forty-two — is diagnosed Bipolar and is not seen for six years.
Forty-eight — is seen at Safeway buying radishes but insists on being called “Roxanne”.
Forty-nine — Finds Jesus and starts a nationwide-tour of Baptists church revivals.
Fifty — appeals to the judge regarding her own bad parenting skills (again, because of that awful Disney company and those traumas she suffered) and that her child should go to rehab and not serve jailtime, which will, of course, happen.
Fifty-five — The Sex Tape Scandal.
Sixty — Earns a Lifetime Achievement award for surpassing Elizabeth Taylor in amount of total spouses (even with counting Nick Jonas as “one” time).
Sixty-two — Dies in a freak Botox accident. Is Canonized by the Catholic church (but only after the Pope accepts free passes for life to all Disney amusement parks).
#23: lol… that could happen, as scary as it sounds.
Where are this little girl’s parents? I realize she is 17 and her parents can’t control everything but yikes! I agree, it does look like low budget Britney Spears. And she’s dressed like a budget prostitute. Ugh.
I love you Mentok
She and her girl buddy were rocking out? Um, sure.
I’m still mostly outraged by her bad posture! Besides, that “kiss” looked more like a terrier worrying an old sock than anything erotic.
better question, why does she have opiate eyes. (one lid lowered more then the other)
interesting post, pretty much covered it all for me, thanks.
achy breaky ho
@Mentok: I’m still laughing!
uuuuuww…she is awful.I don’t like her anymore.Exactly!
Remember the tragic video of the little girls dressed in lingerie and dancing to Single Ladies? The legacy of Miley, Brittany, Madonna…
What’s with the wardrobe!!???!! she is totally out of proportion…
this girl has smash face. no bone structure. just a smushed up nasty face.
Wow, she just looks like a whore 24/7 now. Disgusting.
Yup. She thinks she’s hard core.
those big beaver chompers terrify me.