Fashion-wise, any MTV awards show is going to fall under the category of “anything goes”. I think most celebrities just wear jazzed up versions of whatever they’re comfortable in. But there has always been newsworthy fashion moments at the MTV awards shows, and last night was no exception. Let’s go through some of the best and worst of the evening, starting with Miss Sandy Bullock up there. I loved her dress – it fit her beautifully, it showed off her great legs, and it looked conservative from the front, and crazy sexy from the back:

Scarlett Johansson looked cute too, but the night wasn’t really about her, so whatever. ScarJo seems to be drawn to fabrics that look like upholstery, in my opinion. She might want to keep an eye on that.

Now, Kristen Stewart. The outfit was kind of cute, actually. I think in Kristen’s mind, her favorite body part is her legs, because she wears a lot of short skirts. I think skirts would be much more flattering on her if she went with a hemline just a few inches longer. Other than that, she looked cute when she wasn’t rolling her eyes, hunching over or acting like a dumb kid who was too important for this crap:

Katy Perry wore three different outfits last night. And she wore the same electric blue Bettie Page wig with all of them. My God, her breasts. I know I’ve asked this before, but are they natural? I’ll kill her if they’re natural:

Jessica Alba and Vanessa Hudgins looked totally meh in my opinion. Like neither of them was really trying. So, whatever. What kind of new-fangled leggings are those?

It kills me a little, but this is one of Lindsay Lohan’s better looks as of late. Yes, she looks like a Charlie’s Angel reject, and yes, the 1970s have called and they want their crackhead back. But although she looks 40-something, it’s a pretty good 40-something.

I didn’t care for Jessica Biel’s outfit. It’s like she’s trying too hard to be girly and fashion-forward, and she just looks out of place.

Cameron Diaz wore a simple little floral cocktail dress. She looked cute. Tom looked nice when he finally got all of the Len Grossman makeup and stuff off. But I still wouldn’t do him. As Len Grossman, I would nail it. As regular Tom Cruise, not so much.

Bettie White looked lovely, as always.

Pattinson just wore his normal clothes. He looked cute as a button too.

Eva Mendes was probably my least favorite outfit of the night. That dress was like a sack used to disguise how much weight Eva has lost. And Eva seemed drunk.

I think Anna Kendrick is a little cutie, but her style… my God. And it was like this the whole awards season too! She’s got a unique look, she’s got a petite, bangin’ little body, and it seems like no one knows how to dress her. Ugh. I just want to shake her and yell “You are not Paris Hilton! And you’re not a 40-something character actress either! Wear something pretty that doesn’t skank you out or age you twenty years!”

That’s about it. There wasn’t a lot of A-list talent at the show, and everything seemed pulled together at the last moment, including the fashion. I will leave you with one last, haunting image… Katie Holmes watching her husband dance his ass off. I wonder if it bothers her that Tom is a much better dancer?