Happy Birthday Fergie! You Don’t Look A Day Under 45! No, really, you’re fabulous. [Dlisted]
“Run Fat Boy Run” is an innocuous romantic comedy whose only real offense is tiresomeness [Pajiba]
Mariah Carey apparently lost about 12 inches from her waist for the photos for her new album. And then gained it all right back. Or maybe the Photoshop guy was just a little too cocky. [Celebslam]
Britney’s dad is letting her drive, or “toodle around the block in her gated community” again. Best quote of the day [Yeeeah!]
After a long day of shooting, instead of jetting home Johnny Depp spent more than an hour shaking hands and talking with the hundred of fans that swarmed the set of his new movie “Public Enemies.” [I’m Not Obsessed]
Jessica Simpson almost had a Britney Spears moment… but had the class to cover up with her hand. When Jessica Simpson is significantly classier than you, you know you’ve fallen. Hard. [The Bastardly]
Inquest begins into the death of Corinne Bailey Rae’s husband [In Case You Didn’t Know]
Jodie Foster manages to show absolutely nothing at the beach (Site NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
Christina Aguilera and husband Jordan Bratman’s late night skinny dipping is reportedly infuriating their neighbous, and they want the sexy noises and skinny dipping to stop [Hollywood Rag]
“Heroes” Masi Oka interviews the paparazzi as they interview him [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
Mickey Rourke thinks that the city of Miami loves him, but that thought won’t last too much longer [Agent Bedhead]
More boring Adriana Lima and her thoughts on sex and the church [The Blemish]
Brad Pitt is the new Robert Redford [CityRag]
Lindsay Lohan spent an uber-productive meal at Nobu [Crazy Days and Nights]
After David earned his 100th cap on the field, the Beckhams Celebrate With Sparklers and Cake [Popsugar]
Katherine Heigl bought Hermès dog collars that sell for more than $350 each [WWTDD]
Kimora Lee Simmons filed for divorce from her estranged husband, hip-hop mogul Russell Simmons [Websters is My Bitch]
You know you’re totally owning the thin-off when you’re beating even Mary Kate Olsen. [Lainey Gossip]
Girls Aloud Promote Low Fat Candy Bar [The Skinny Website]
Alyssa Milano knows what guys like. And why they should pay for dinner. [Derek Hail]
Lower Back Tattoo Stickers FINALLY Available For Kids At Toys ‘R Us [Best Week Ever]
Chris Rock & His Girls In Their Sunday Best [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
See the lost footage of Tom Cruise and John Travolta captured by aliens! [Circus Hour]
Why is her face so shiny here? She needs to use the no-shine stuff, makes her look 45!
Poor Ferg.
But on Run Fat Boy Run – it’s a decent film! The only thing tiresome is squinting to see Thandie Newton. That woman is far too bloody thin.
“squinting to see Thandie Newton”
*giggle*
Ferg is certainly not a typical beauty. She has very large features on a very small head. I’d do anything but ya know, diet and exercise to have her ass, though. ; )
I think she’s probably way prettier in person. She has features that just stand out more in photographs. She’s got Josh Duhamel, lol, she can’t be too hard to look at!
Lower back tattoos now available! YES! Now I can have a tramp stamp too!
What is up with her puffiness lately? She having an allergic reaction or something?