Like rats from a sinking ship. TMZ reports that Lindsay Lohan’s assistant Elinore quit Lindsay’s cracked-out ass on Wednesday, citing Lindsay’s demanding personality as the cause. Can you imagine? I don’t even know how long Elinore has been working for Lindsay, but if it’s been at the very least two or three months, then that’s a lot of shenanigans to “assist”. And to get through it all to the point where Lindsay is relatively sober most of the time, and choose that moment to quit? Lindsay must be funnier and/or easier to handle when she’s wasted. She must be a total f-cking pill when she’s sober.
Lindsay Lohan needs all the assistance she can get … no, really … her assistant just quit.
Sources tell TMZ Lindsay’s right-hand woman, Elinore, quit Wednesday. Elinore only lasted a few months and we’re told she was “exhausted” and “had enough of Lindsay’s demands.”
We’re also told Elinore never had any time to herself and Lindsay would often force her to stay with her for days on end … and then blame her when things went wrong.
Just one last warning for anyone interested in the gig — we’re told the job didn’t pay much either.
[From TMZ]
Yes, I believe every word of that. Lindsay is sitting there were her pipe screaming at Elinore “Why are you making me smoke this?!?! Don’t you know I’m just a child?!?” Elinore was probably the one who “spilled a drink” on Lindsay’s SCRAM. And by that I mean, Elinore told Lindsay not to drink, and Lindsay freaked out on her and ordered a double vodka to deal with the stress of having Elinore as an assistant.
Also, here’s a funny story – you know how Lindsay Lohan was crack tweeting like a madwoman during the whole second arrest warrant/alcohol spilled on her SCRAM incident? Go here to enjoy some cracked out memories, because Lindsay deleted all of it from her Twitter account. And we all know that when Lindsay deletes her tweets, it’s like it never happened, right? She can be as psycho, drunk, cracked-out and lie-filled as she wants and then when she sobers up, she’s like, “Oh my God, who wrote this?!?”
By the way, it’s not just my imagination, right? Lindsay is gaining weight rather dramatically. And Ali looks like she’s lived for a hard forty years.
Lindsay and Ali on June 10, 2010. Credit: Fame.
At my most optimistic, I wonder if maybe this Elinore was one of the people that enabled the drug use and so its good that they parted ways.
At my most pessimistic I say, Poor Lolo- She looks worse than me, and I could have technically given birth to her. Just think I could have been the white oprah. And so could you.
top photo she looks like mariah carey!
she looks more and more bloated every time I see her.
Whoa….that first photo does look like Mariah. Not surprised that she is a dreadful dry drunk, most of them are.
she looks like a fucking moron wearing suede and leather boots in the summer. we all know she has a scram bracelet on, she should just stop trying to hide it already.
and WHY TF does ali look so old? i just don’t understand it. it’s not like a young girl who cakes her face in make up to look “older”, ali’s face genuinely looks 30. it’s strange.
My son just asked “who is that heifer?” when I clicked on this story! HA-HA! He didn’t recognise Blohan! Yeah, those thighs are really chunkin’ up, girl. And both Blohan & Ali look older than me. What is up with those genes?
Yeah, Kaiser, I can totally see Lindsay ordering a double vodka to deal with the stress of her (former) assistant telling her not to drink!
poor Ali is looking like Dina.
I am curious why Lohan is never without that phone in her hand. Is she that in demand that she has to keep it in her grip? I bet she is one of those females that freak out if she can’t find her phone.
And I still think Ali looks like Angie Harmon.
Less time on booze and drugs leaves more time for food. Bet she has messed up her metabolism with the sudden lack of booze and drugs. We will soon have another fat diva with the paparazzi on her speed dial.
The assistant was dumb to work for her but wise to finally leave.
It’s no secret that when someone goes off the drugs, you gain weight… i think this is proof she’s actually off the drugs. Good for her. As for the alcohol…well… :-/
and she needs an assistant for what exactly? to manage that busy schedule of hers (snort), to negotiate her salary for a movie? (double snort) oh right now that she has to stay sober her her assistant no longer needs to set up drug deals for her – hence her position no longer exists
Her natural body weight is not the slim figure so no wonder with no drugs (appetite suppresents) she’s piling on weight, & agree her metobolism must be f*cked, look at all the yoyo dieters who always gain more weight after each time
Red Bull/Amp, Starbucks and ciggarettes the breakfast/lunch and dinner of champions!
bellaluna, perhaps you could teach your son to be more respectful of women, in general?
@Hautie: Ali does kinda look like Angie Harmon–except OLDER.
She’s probably trying to deal with the withdrawal symptoms with candy (sugar can help)- she is definitely gaining weight. However, if we think back to a pre-drug n’ drink Lilo, she had a heavier figure. I think her natural body type is the one she had in “Mean Girls”- she was NOT fat, or anywhere close to fat, but she also was not a skinny twiglet. She didn’t get really skinny until her first hospitalization for “exhaustion.”
Man, remember when that studio executive Summer Redstone published that letter that he wrote to Lindsay about her behavior on the set of “Georgia Rule”? That letter was pretty much the harbinger of her decline…we were all so young and innocent back then…
What’s Lindsay taking that would make her bloat? Maybe a sort of anti-depressant? What else would make a person bloat like that? Usually when a person stops drinking, they lose weight.
Also, and I hope that she is not reading this, Ali looks like some sort of bird. Check it out. And soooo old looking. What’s up with that?
Oh, and why oh why does Lindsay need an assistant? Isn’t she in her 20’s? Gosh.
I don’t get it, usually no alcohol means you lose weight??
Lindsay really does look heavier.
Remember, Mischa gained weight when she got clean too. Maybe this is a good sign? (probably not, but…)
When most people cut out alcohol, they generally do lose a couple pounds.
When alcoholics stop drinking, their body still craves all that sugar and carbs while going through physical withdrawal. So their diet adjusts accordingly.
I don’t believe Lindsay is really sober at this point. Between her Addrall and whatever painkiller the dentist prescribed her (*eyeroll*), I think she’s “maintaining”. She’s probably irritable because she can’t get high off the pills alone anymore. And since nothing is ever her fault, her lack of ability to get high = Assistant Fail!
she would look so much better if she layed off the fake & bake. looks how streaky her legs are! also, the blonde hair is trashy looking. i am always amazed when women with beautiful red hair go blonde… yeah, kidman, i’m talking to you.
Coke diet…. now that she’s under watch…
People who are coming off drugs gain weight and since she has random drug tests she’s probably going without more than alcohol. People who are living this lifestyle take uppers (Adderal, coke) to loose weight and stay awake, then downers (alcohol and sleeping pills)to go to sleep at night and combat the effects of the uppers. Its a vicious cycle.
And she’s not even close to fat here-but her crackwhore skimpy wardrobe of ugly boots and daisydukes makes her look chunky.
She is seriously a 14 year old stuck in a 20 something (or 40 based on her looks) body.
She has an addictive personality. Now that she’s not living on cocaine, adderall, red bull and vodka, she’s got to fill the gaping void with something. FOOD! What a novel idea!!
My first thought when I looked at those photos was whatever she was taking -and is no longer on due to all the random drug testing – was keeping her skinny. Not saying she’s fat but she has noticibly gained for sure.
As for her assistant, she should consider it a lucky escape….lesson learned.
Anyone else here wondering where Linz would get the money to pay an assistant?
Maybe she quit cause she was tired of getting paid with bills coated in coke?
She desperately needs a bra. Where is Daddy Spears when you need him!
JuneBug – My son is extremely respectful to women in general. He holds open doors for women of all ages, encourages them to go first into/out of establishments & order first in restaurants on dates or family dinners, holds out chairs, etc. He was just shocked at Lindsay’s appearance, since he thought she was so beautiful in Mean Girls.
Maybe she ‘s retaining water? No seriously, when you quit drinking you lose weight. But I know that side effects from taking prescription drugs can make you gain weight. I have no idea what she is taking, so it could be anything. But she doesn’t look good in these photo’s and neither does her sister.
Could these be the side effects of denial???
I hate twitter, but I want to read all that rubbish that Lohan tweets… Maybe Lohan has a job as being a face of twitter?
She’s bloating out because she quit drugs.
Bad angle/bad outfit/weird walk. LiLo isn’t fat — yet. Plus, if all you eat is booze, you’ll probably fairly thin.
Five years ago, I was rooting for her. Now I have no love for her. She used to seem like she’d be fun to hang out with. Now, not at all.
As they said on The Stranger’s “Slog,” she if proof that two people made entirely of garbage could reproduce.
Can someone please tell me, what kind of narcotics cause weight gain?
@ Bellaluna – don’t even listen to that noise. Obvs your son knew it was some “starlet” or else the paps wouldn’t have taken a picture, and based on the comments on this website (and I’m sure some hypocritically made by junebug) “celebs” are fair game. You don’t have to defend him over one silly little comment he made. Any rational person knows better than to judge him (or you) in total off of that. It’s not like he said it to a woman on the street.
Back to the issue – linds looks like hell, and I think the above commenter was right that she probably had that assistant to the drug-dialing so she wouldn’t get in trouble.
And you know she’s still doing drug deals for percs/OC and whatever else the dentist prescribed. Then, when it shows up in her system on a pee-test, she can say “oh! That’s from the prescription” even though she probably barrelled through the prescribed stuff in the first 2 days. And that’s me giving her credit. It was probably less than that.
When I saw these pictures I thought to myself, man she is putting on weight. Not that she is fat, but it’s weird to see her looking so healthy.
Then I wondered how come the Adderall isn’t keeping her skinny. I thought that it was supposed to make people really skinny.
Maybe she has built up a tolerance?
And why are her knees so wrinkly?!?!
Lady D.: Any pain pill or sleeping pill makes you retain water in a BAD way. I don’t know if you remember Mathew Perry when he was at the peak of his pain killer addiction but he was very chubby. It also makes you constipated and dehydrated so then you really blow up!
Then if you quit an upper, you get your appetite back and you actually eat a meal…then your body goes into shock and immediately blows up because its going to hold on to every morsel you’ve consumed in case there’s not a return engagement and they go into starvation mode again……I watch a lot of Intervention!! lol
Drug tests DO COVER AMPHETAMINES!!! So if LiLo is taking Adderall or some other ADD medication, it will still show up in a drug test, even if her other prescription medications don’t.
How do I know this? Because I do have ADHD and am legally prescribed Adderall. Besides, everytime I was admitted to the pysch ward, they did a urine drug test, and the results always showed positive for amphetamines.
LiLo has probably gained weight because after being on amphetamines for so long, when you’re suddenly taken off them, you feel hungry all the time, even when normally you’d be full after eating a meal, you still want to keep eating.
@Isa: I think the horribly applied bronzer might explain why her knees look so weird, or at the very least, make them look worse. I still don’t understand how I can buy self tanner at the grocery store that looks ten times more natural then the over-priced crap some of these celebrities use. WTF?
There is no reason she would have to quit taking the Aderal if she was on it legitimately, but she may be having a harder time abusing it if docs are getting wary of prescribing for her.
Frankly, I have to say I’m surprised she isn’t balled up in a corner screaming and clawing her eyes out having to go fairly cold turkey after all the drugs she’s used to doing.
Ok, I just think the photos are from unflattering angles — like when she holds her head a certain way it gives a double chin. I don’t think she’s fat. I do think Ali should be watched carefully, though. She looks horribly these days.
@Bellaluna – Most of us get that your son was cracking wise at another stupid celebrity photo. I consider myself a feminist and you wouldn’t believe some of the stuff that comes out of my mouth sometimes. Screw ’em if they can’t take a joke!
@Bellaluna, actually no, the fact that your son has beautiful manners (and congratulations, by the way for raising him that way – I do adore a man with good manners), doesn’t make the heifer comment ok.
But that’s not his fault, because his judgmental attitude to women’s bodies has obviously come from you.
To think it’s ok to rib on celebrities figures, and not think that applies to ‘real’ women is just ignorant.
That’s a good theme for a reality show, finding an assistant for Lohan. MTV should look into that.
so many reasons why this blog is awesome. Main one is that the comments are so often thoughtful and intelligent. So awesome that people called out a commenter who totally condoned her son referring to a woman as a “heifer”. Not trying to get sanctimonious but my first thought after reading that “Holy shit, I hope if I ever have a son he doesn’t refer to women like that.” It’s just not ok. Heifer, Ho, Slut, Bitch, Fatass. Whatever. It’s just NOT OK.
I worked with substance abusers and people who are addicted to alcohol frequently have a fairly dramatic weight gain when they stop, because consuming sugar helps withdrawal symptoms.
Ali Lohan used to be this cute, sweet looking kid and then she got that makeover that made her look 25.
And now she looks disgusting, frankly. She looks twice my age and I’m like three years older than she is.
Nothing to say about Lindsanity.
Yep, I’m with Mel and Kitten and Junebug.
The kid’s comment was cringeworthy and showed a very unpleasant attitude to women and their weight.
It’s funny how we then instantly get a defensive laundry list of his good attributes. Sorry, but that horse has bolted. The kid apparently thinks all the girls he knows need to be skinny or they have no value. You might disagree with me on that, and I hope that YOU are correct.
Wow, way to judge someone elses kid, CB Rawks. Though I guess this is Celebitchy after all *rolls eyes*.
Holy shit shes huuuge
She’s obviously wearing a full time feed bag now that she’s off the nose-candy diet. It’s really sad that with all her “wisdom” she cannot take advantage of an opportunity to dial in her life and get healthy. She’s only doin’ the time and to hell with her body. Once the SCRAM is off, she’ll be back to her old Blohan antics.
I’m with CB Rawks, Mel, Kitten and Junebug on the heifer comment. And then, Bellaluna, you contradict yourself in your statement when you say at first he didn’t know know who Lindsay was, and then you say he didn’t recognize her.
She looks puffy all over, it’s really weird.
Regarding the comments on Adderall and putting it in the same sentence as coke-yeah its an amphetamine but if a person REALLY has ADD/ADHD it is life changing-I can attest to that-I am prescribed it and I can assure you I do not take it to stay awake or lose weight.
I dont know if Lindsay Lohan needs it and if shes also using street drugs then thats kind of scary-thing is if you dont need it it makes a person speedy but if you do then it calms you down and ‘connects the dots’ so to speak…
Matthew Perry was a heavy drinker. He was fat on booze. When he was on Vicodin, he was super thin. It also ruined his teeth (he got veneers).
For those who say, “why does she need an assistant?” Think of everything you do every day that isn’t sleeping or going to the toilet. THAT.
Define sober.
@gg EXACTLY.
She’s starting to look like Chunkie McFat-Fat, and her poor unfortunate sister has not received any good genes where that face is concerned. Watching this family self-destruct is a sad thing, but one we can’t tear our eyes away from…..
I couldn’t give a sh*t about LL at this point, until they throw her ass in jail.
However, about the “heifer” comment: Kinda hard to judge men so harshly when we women can be 10x harsher when it comes to celebs and each others’ bodies. I’ve read many comments on this site and others, where plenty of women have ripped another’s physical appearance to sheds. We’re our own worst critics.
And honestly, yes when I saw that 1st pic, my initial reaction was “She looks huge!” My apologies.
I find it kind of sad that after months (or years) of people on this site saying how ill and scrawny Lindsay looks, people are now saying she’s fat, bloated, a heifer. Jesus Christ, people. I never thought I’d feel sorry for Lindsay Lohan – she’s an entitled, deluded, talent-wasting sociopath – but the girl really cannot win with some of you people.
She only looks remotely heavy in comparison with her previous skinniness. I hope it’s a sign she’s getting healthy, and I hope she stays that way after the SCRAM bracelet comes off.
Nice. Girl looks like a crack-smoking skeleton for the past few years, and the second she tops 120lbs everyone’s calling her bloated.
REALITY CHECK
This is how she looked when she was healthy! Most women have an actual measurable difference between their calves and thighs! Y’all are MORONS
actually her weight looks good on her.. that outfit isn’t doing her any favors though. i do not like that top. I think it’s too big. she’s obliterated her waist and with those short shorts sometimes hiding beneath that top it’s like her legs sprout an inch below her breasts.
and why are her knees so wrinkly? Her knee there looks leathery or something. is the thin skin on her knee being the canary in the mine about her skin’s health? Does this girl wear sunblock?
I’m almost a decade older and my knees don’t have wrinkly leathery skin like that.
I thought Lindsay took Adderall? Is that just a rumor? Either way, Adderall is a cheap and legal drug (with a prescription, obviously, I just doubt it’s hard for a celebrity to get one) so I sort of assumed she was on it. In that case, why would she go off now? They’d allow medication in drug tests, right?
Anyway, she does look oddly chunky in the first photo, but it’s angle more than anything. She’s been very thin and in her younger days, when she had more weight on her, she looked soft, curvy and beautiful. It wouldn’t be a shame at all for her to gain some weight. Get some life back in that face!
It’s not the fact that she has gained weight that was the original intent on this post I think, nor on my surprise on her appearance. It’s how FAST it is happening.
That is not healthy, I don’t care how close to a more normal weight she is. If it’s going on that fast, it’s water, and points to imbalances, not healthy weight gain.
I don’t think we should rag on Lindsay just because she’s become a normal weight again! It doesn’t really matter because she’s looked uglier than shit forever. Now we know it wasn’t her weight that made her look so nasty.
It is obvious to me she doesn’t look in a mirror, and doesn’t own a brush, she is not fat, the outfit is hideous, her face is bloated, hopefully for her sake she is clean
I am no fan of Lindsay but I do think she looks alot better with the weight.
I wonder if she was required to, or more probably, advised by her lawyers to stop taking Adderall, since it masks other forms of amphetamine in drug tests. That would account for the very slight weight gain. Even less than five pounds would show up in photos on someone who was so thin.
Love this righteous talk!! Teen boy glances at Lindsay and says, “Heifer”. Ladies on the thread gasp! That mom obviously cosigns this son!! OMG, are we too funny on Celebitchy? Here we are clicking on this pic of Lindsay who is starting to look like she’s on a gainer, and the kid names the elephant (cow) in the room correctly and we tell mom she’s a terible mom! Hello ladies, just who do you think this kid is getting his language from? His mom? lol! Pehleeze! Frankly, all words are fair because this is the United States for a few more minutes. Obviously! Otherwise, we wouldn’t be here expressing safely our disdain for each other. But soon ladies of political correctness, your keystrokes will be monitored just like mine and we will all watch our “hate” speech!
This is such a culturally accurate depiction of America as it descends in 1984.
*pukes*
Oh Greta..nobody called the mom “terrible”. I am sure she is a good mother. I am simply saying it’s not a good thing to “LOL” (her words) at your son calling a woman a “heifer”. If you read any of my comments EVER (and I comment a LOT)you will see that I’m not hypocrite in the sense that I NEVER call any celeb “fat” or a “ho” or a “bitch” or a “slut”. I think I owe that to my fellow sisters. It’s a respect thing that you clearly have difficulty understanding. Silly silly girl, nobody is advocating against free speech. Seems like YOU might be,though by saying that the rest of us who disagree with you have no right to voice our opinions? Now I would love to call you a ‘crazy-ass bitch’, but I shall refrain as that would be disrespectful towards women…
Just to be clearer: the first pic is the more “bloated” Lohan. She looks fine weight wise in the rest of the pics. And yes, that outfit and bad angles is prob most to blame. That loose ill-fitting blouse is making her look like she exploded. Now that she saving $$ on an assisant she should hire a stylist.
Growing up with an alcoholic mother, I can tell you they are better drunk than sober lol!
I can’t believe everyone’s coming down so hard on the looks of a woman coming off drugs. What addict doesn’t look like shit when trying to sober up. No matter how much money you have I’m sure that shit isn’t easy!
I’m glad she got the SCRAM and I hope she gets a peek at what a sober life is like and wants to keep it that way. I’ve never really cared one way or another but now..
I’m rooting for you, Lindsay!!
@Miss Thang: If you have been following this story at all, you would know that Lindsay is not ‘trying’ to get sober at all. She is trying to drink as much as she can while not having it register on her SCRAM. Unfortunately she got caught. She still denies having any problem at all.
#14 – Generally, women get all of the respect that they deserve. Some certainly deserve it more than others.
She probably stopped all the coke.
Dear bellaluna,
You have problems. Where did your son learn the word “heifer” as it relates to the objectification of female bodies? Why are you talking about your son’s opinion on a gossip blog intendend for you to express YOUR opinions? You suck. Alot.
Love,
Anyone with a brain
Dear George (# 77),
You are a moron.
Love,
Logic
Wow, this girl might actually be getting healthier for the first time in years – not by choice, but still – she’s been a drugged out skeleton for a long time! Remember when the ‘Lohan anorexia’ was all over the rags? And the moment she dares to gain some weight, people are all over her for getting ‘fat’. If I wasn’t too stable and read all those comments about me, I’d be back on the drugs… people obviously value skinniness higher than being healthy!
Some drugs (like cocaine) make regular users skinny, because they not only suppress appetite but also speed up the metabolism. It`s a dirty secret in the modeling and entertainment industry: some models and actresses use cocaine (and other illegal drugs) to keep the weight down. So a regular drug user who stops will pack on a few pounds.
BTW, when I first saw the pictures, I thought it was Dina Lohan. Not good when a 23-year-old looks like her middle-aged mother.
i loved 2 work for lindsay im a very hard worker& obident i can handle her appoinment& errands 2 i don,t cared about the money$