Random British tabloids aren’t the only ones with random Jennifer Aniston gossip this week. Already today, we’ve heard that Jennifer may already be getting busy with Jason Sudeikis – and now this week’s In Touch Weekly is claiming that Aniston might be getting back together with John Mayer. It’s a web of deceit and idiocy, though. The story, not the coupling, although that works too. The basic gist is that now that Aniston and Nicole Kidman are best buds, and because Nicole’s husband is now really tight with John Mayer, that Nicole and Keith are going to try to get Aniston back with Mayer. Nicole really has horrible taste in men, doesn’t she?
Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban have a secret plan to get Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer back together! Keith has performed with John on CMT’s Crossroads, and they’ve become close, just as Nicole and Jen became fast friends.
An insider tells In Touch, “John has confided in Keith how much he misses Jen.” Meanwhile, Nicole has been having hear-to-hearts with Jen.
“Nicole and Keith think John and Jen should get back together, and they are plotting a way to try to sway their new pals to give love another chance and have a secret date,” the insider adds. “Nicole stood by Keith during his hard times, and she’s telling Jen that men can change if the women they love support them.”
While Jen misses John, she might not be ready to give it another shot. “Jen was really heartbroken after their split, and has a hard time trusting him… she’s waiting to see if he’s changed.”
[From In Touch, print edition]
Considering Mayer is allegedly sticking it to Taylor Swift, I would say no, he hasn’t changed. But really, I do think this is bullsh-t. My opinion of John Mayer hasn’t changed in a while, but surely after his racist, homophobic, misogynistic tell-all Playboy interview, the man is still radioactive, right? And even if he’s due for a comeback (debatable), why would any woman recommend Mayer to a friend? If one of my girlfriends was like “You should date John Mayer,” I would slap the sh-t out of her. Obviously, that bitch would no longer be my friend.
Oh, and Star Magazine has a really condescending article about Aniston too, saying that she’s going to adopt now after being encouraged by Sheryl Crow. Here’s one of the worst lines: “Jennifer plans to practice her mommy skills on Sheryl’s tots!” Barf. Star’s source says: “Money isn’t an issue, but time is… Jen doesn’t want to wait four years, like Sandra Bullock did, to get her adopted child. She’s hoping it will take no more than a year… Sheryl has invited Jen to spend time with the boys so she can get a feel for what it’s like to be around a baby and a toddler… Jen is going to make sure to do that.” Yeah, I’m sure Jen will “make sure” she keeps that appointment. Right after she has a vodka martini, a cigarette, a massage and a vibrator orgasm. Seriously, what about Jennifer’s actions convinces people/tabloids that she has any interest in children?
Header: Aniston & Mayer at the 2009 Oscars.
how the fuck does she keep her body like that?
Nicole really must harbor a festering hate for Jen if that’s true.
“If one of my girlfriends was like “You should date John Mayer,” I would slap the sh-t out of her. Obviously, that bitch would no longer be my friend.”
ROFLMAO! I almost peed myself Kaiser!
The only baby Jen wants to take care of is her career.
i don’t know because in legit print interview, aniston has said that she someday wants to be a mother…and mayer and aniston belong together, mayer just needs to grow up a bit
I agree with Bite Me. I really, really liked them together. I think if he has grown up (and men are known to do that- mine did), they could really work.
that just screams desperation on jen’s part. & how hs of her to have her bestie go talk to him! ha.
If this is at all true, I don’t think the Urbans will be getting a Christmas card from Swifty this year.
Jennifer said that she was happy with Mayer like she never was with any other man. Jenbnifer real soulmate is Mayer, hence she took him twice unlike all her ex.
Hell, the woman flew to Europe to follow him on his tour like she never did with any other man before.
I beleive he is the one for her. I am not sure if her on the other hand wants her as much.
Too bad he mentioned he preferred sex w/ Jessica S.
Why does the media still insist that all women must have a child?
Or a man for that matter.
If they don’t have them, then the media makes the female out to be some crazy cat lady.
@Kim I don’t believe he said he “preferred” sex with Jessica. I think what he was saying was that sex was the attraction with Jessica (it obviously was not her mind). He said he still was in love with Jennifer. Big difference.
With friends like that, who needs enemies?
Kaiser: Seriously, what about Jennifer’s actions convinces people/tabloids that she has any interest in children?
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You mean that “I-will-and-I-am-and-I-do” bullshit was just bullshit? Who’da thunk it?
Nicole’s face looks deformed and creepy in that second picture down…
If this is true who needs enemies with “friends” like that trying to set you back up with a total moron loser like John.
And will Nicole be passing notes to John via Keith that ask him to check yes or no if he likes Jen?? Good Lord! Could this BE any more idiotic?
Boy, Jen must really be worried about that movie tanking.
I find it laughable that tabs think Jennifer and Nicole are the best of friends after knowing each other for a month. I also don’t get how doing Crossroads together means Keith and John are bestfriends too. Both have been on tour most of the time and they weren’t friends before the taping. I never understood the “desperate for baby” ever since the divorce. If she wanted a baby so badly should have done something about it by now.
“Nicole stood by Keith during his hard times, and she’s telling Jen that men can change if the women they love support them.”
Uh – no. Men can change only if they want to. And sometimes not even then. Believe me, it has nothing to do with the love and support of a woman, although they try to tell you that to guilt you into feeling responsible for their behavior.
@Crash: Uh — yeah. She didn’t say a woman can change a man; she said a man can change if a woman has his back — provided, of course, the guy wants to change in the first place.
(Unfortunately, a lot of guys see no reason to change. After all, bad behavior is fun and as long as they can get away with it, why not?)
Please let this happen
Nicole should mind her own business, Jen doesn’t need help finding a guy and in this case John Mayer had his chance and blew it.
I too agree with Bite Me, even from the photos the chemistry was evident, her eyes were orgasmically glowing. It would be cool if John Mayer would do a guest stint on Grey’s anatomy – there could be McDreamy,McSteamy and McDouchery. And if Jennifer Aniston could be in the same episode somehow, I’d start watching that show again.
I continue to be amazed at all those that seemingly take this (and all) ridiculous tabloid report about Jennifer as fact but adamantly deny tabs to be at all truthful when it comes to the celebs they are fans of. There is absolutely nothing to suggest this story has any veracity. Apparently simple working relationships/friendships have provided the backbone to this high school sounding report – it’s laughable.
Also, I wasn’t aware that people who desire children were expected to act in a certain manner. I want children but I also enjoy martinis, massages and orgasms – I wasn’t aware those things were mutually exclusive. I’m not saying I buy the Star report that Sheryl was all up in Jennifer’s business about test running her mommy skills, but let’s be serious here: the two are close enough friends that they’ve vacationed together (sometimes with the children), so I’m sure Jennifer has gotten a taste for Sheryl’s single mother lifestyle before. I don’t think she’s baby obsessed as the rags like to paint her, but I also don’t believe she doesn’t want children simply based on her (reported) likes and the fact that she has’t yet had her own. Time will tell, but it would be nice if everyone stayed out of her uterus in the meantime.
If she doesn’t want children that’s her right, and she should not have to defend her decision to anyone. It’s her business. But if that is how she feels, she’ll never admit it. If she said she never wanted to have children, knowing how much Brad Pitt wanted a large family, everybody would be saying he was right to dump her.
If one of my girlfriends was like “You should date John Mayer,” I would slap the sh-t out of her. Obviously, that bitch would no longer be my friend.”
Kaiser is keeping it real! lol
I hope that no sane women would even think about dating John Mayer.
It would definitely be interesting gossip, but I don’t see it happening. Wasn’t he the douche that kept making snide remarks about her aging body? And saying her life was boring and about “petting the dog in the kitchen” (not a euphemism). His douchiness is too deep-rooted to fix, she could throw a rock in LA and hit 1000 better guys.
I co-sign all of what you said, Kelaa Khaa! Grey’s Anatomy used to be soooo good.
As if Nicole Kidman would touch that situation with a ten-foot-pole. Which I’m guessing John Mayer has if he can hit both Jennifer Anniston and Taylor Swift in the same lifespan. BTW, can we stop taking about JA like she’s some maiden-aunt: she’s living the f***ing dream.
Seems like all actresses are constantly pining away for babies. I can’t think of a single one who’s confessed to being childless and happy.
Cheyenne, I totally agree. If JA had ever said she didn’t want children, she would have been the bad guy in the Brad divorce. What she said then was that she wanted kids eventually, but not right away. Brad didn’t want to wait and got an instant family with AJ.
@PJ: Actually, I can’t fault Brad. He had already waited five years and he wasn’t getting any younger. I think she meant to string him along with empty promises about children for as long as possible, until it all blew up in her face.
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
I agree with cheyenne. If she really wanted children she would have had them a while ago, but she won’t admit that she doesn’t
Kaiser! Kaboom
ROFLMAO
You are so right! What has poor Jen ever done to Nicole to make her hate her so?
Of course, looking at Nicole’s poor face, maybe Jen did slap the crap out of her – numerous times! That could explain the damage.
Jen had 2 miscarriages while with Brad. She has said several times that she wants to have a child WITHIN a RELSATIONSHIP. Sounds like areasonable position to me.
I too for reasons I can’t explain think JA and Mayer would be good together. Though his comments about Jess Simpson were revolting…like she was a sex toy not a person. Also he didn’t mention JA in that interview except for saying how much he cared about her because he actually likes her and I suspect might still want to be with her.
What utter rubbish.