Kathie Lee Gifford: the return. She’s joining the “Today” show as a regular [Yeeeah!]
The jury in the inquest of Anna Nicole Smith’s son Daniel rules his death an accident [Crazy Days and Nights]
Paris Hilton eats pavement in Prague… we feel badly for laughing. Really. [Dlisted]
Sean Levert, son of O’Jays lead singer Eddie Levert, was found dead in a Cleveland, Ohio, jail over the weekend. He was being held for failing to pay $80,000 in child support [Bossip]
Demi Moore’s Flawless is “a slow-moving, burn-your-hand engrossing heist film” [Pajiba]
Goldie Hawn snapped without makeup… everyone’s chastising her for looking old and terrible. I think she looks like a normal woman who’s in her sixties [Celebslam]
Holy crap. Simon Cowell Buys Leona Lewis A Mansion. I hate him a lot less now. [I’m Not Obsessed]
Vanessa Carlton wearing a dress straight from the Beverly Hills 90210 senior prom episode at the “Shine A Light” Premiere in NYC [The Bastardly]
Jennifer Aniston – whose family name is really Anastassakis – plans to rediscover her Greek heritage with a trip to the country this summer. [In Case You Didn’t Know]
Those rumors about Leann Rimes’ Husband Dean Sheremet just won’t go away (Site NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
Supermodel and “America’s Next Top Model” host Janice Dickinson poses in a bikini at the pool during her holiday in Hawaii. It could be worse [Hollywood Rag]
Remember Vanilla Ice? He’s still performing and loving the ladies. You know, ’cause he’s cool as ice [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
Not surprisingly, you won’t be seeing Ashlee Simpson performing singles from her new CD on Saturday Night Live anytime soon [Agent Bedhead]
Sean “Diddy” Combs can’t get no love from People Magazine. They gave his kids’ pictures “lousy placement” in the mag when they were born, and said that he’s “unable to leap into the actresses’ ring of fire” in “Raisin in the Sun.” [The Blemish]
The original stuffed animals that inspired A.A. Milne’s tales of Winnie The Pooh apparently reside in New York City – and they’re being kicked out of their digs to make way for a new Orient-Express Hotel. Pretty soon they’ll end up in Brooklyn like the rest of us. [CityRag]
Steve Martin and Diane Keaton May Reunite for Comedy. Hopefully not Father of the Bride III [Popsugar]
Ed Burns & daughter Grace shopping on Bleecker Street in Manhattan [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
If you’re a guy, and you think Madonna is attractive, congratulations. You just came out of the closet. She is one beefy lady [WWTDD]
Janet Jackson and her freakishly cinched belt [Websters is my Bitch]
David Beckham and a friend at the Laker game yesterday. All I can say is, yums. [Lainey Gossip]
Tabloids are claiming that Ashlee Simpson is “wasting away”. And it’s kinda looking like they are right [The Skinny Website]
George Bush got booed at the Washington Nationals first game of the season [Derek Hail]
Bjork Is Still Keeping It Surreal [Best Week Ever]
Finally, celebrity beauty secrets revealed: Leeches and Urine Youth Beauty Serum! [The Circus Hour]
Moby is trying to sell his four-story El Dorado penthouse in Manhattan’s Central Park West neighborhood, but nobody’s willing to fork over the $7.5 million needed to buy it [Mollygood]
The ladies of The View pounce on “The King of All Pimps” Jason Itzler [Jezebel]