Yesterday was Father’s Day in America, and everyone’s least favorite famewhore douche decided to tweet a little message about his thoughts on fatherhood. Spencer Pratt got on his Twitter and wrote this: “This is the day my earth dad wishes he had worn a condom. No joke.” Haha, I think even the heavenly father was like “Seriously, Mr. Pratt, wrap that sh-t up, I know how this sh-t ends.” But it’s good that Spencer is lucid enough to realize that his parents hate him. Good for him. It’s good that he’s aware enough of his surroundings to know that it was Father’s Day. Of course, he probably spent the whole day jerking off on his crystals and his guns.

Spencer Pratt’s thoughts on Father’s Day?

“This is the day my earth dad wishes he had worn a condom. No joke,” the MTV reality star, 25, wrote on Twitter Sunday.

Us Weekly has reported that he is estranged from his younger sister Stephanie and doesn’t speak to his folks because “he felt his parents would talk to him only about Stephanie and that they charged him with taking care of her. He thinks she’s a loser and doesn’t want anything to do with her.”

“They noticed him changing two years ago and stayed by his side. But now it’s too much,” the source added. “They even took the pictures of him out of their home.”

His wife since April 2009, Heidi Montag, filed for legal separation on June 8 and moved to Malibu to work on a new reality show about her single life.

But a source close to the couple told Us they’re faking their split in a desperate attempt to remain famous. “Heidi and Spencer are laughing over it and having a blast,” the insider said. (Indeed, even Spencer Twittered that he was at “the beach house in Malibu” on Saturday.)

[From Us Weekly]

Eh. I was going to update everyone on what’s going on between Heidi and Spencer, but at this point, who gives a sh-t? Here are some articles about Spencer if you want to catch up – he and Heidi have accused each other of cheating, Heidi wants a quick divorce, she’s concerned about her money, Spencer wants to open up a paparazzi agency, and according to some legit sources, Spencer and Heidi are already working through the division of their assets. Aren’t their assets just Heidi’s plastic face and body… and crystals? Like, that’s what they’ve spent their money on, plastic surgery and crystals and there’s little else. But who knows? Maybe Heidi has something stashed in her big fake knockers.

Oh, one other thing – Spencer likes being called a “douche” because “it cleans a magical place with loving care.” So The Frisky is asking for help with a new insult to call Spencer. My idea: let’s call him “Crystalf-cker.”