– Teri Hatcher will sing on the “American Idol Gives Back” special to air next Wednesday. That’s easily one of the most frightening things I’ve heard all week [Yeeeah!]
– Heather Mills Is A Master Of Disguise. Seriously, I know you think you got a crappy divorce settlement and you’re nearly a pauper, but splurge and spend $39.99 on the Raquel Welch wig collection or something [Dlisted]
– Mel B looking amazing with her K-Fraud Stephen “Belafonte” were spotted outside of Mr. Chow in LA last night [Bossip]
– Pajiba Blockbusters: Natalie Portman’s “Léon” is one of the best of the best [Pajiba]
– Gorgeous actress (and Penelope’s sister) Monica Cruz at a conference in Madrid [Celebslam]
– Lots and lots of adorable photos of Tom and Suri Cruise out at the playground. And we’re sure it’s not an adorable PR setup [Crazy Days and Nights]
– Christina Ricci’s Cheekbones Will Cut You [Jezebel]
– Kate Moss & her Nipples Play Mommy [The Bastardly]
– Gavin Rossdale’s soccer dreams were shattered after a knee injury wrecked a promising professional career [In Case You Didn’t Know]
– Jason Davis — who appears to be drinking coffee through a straw — debuted a new body yesterday in LA. Now he doesn’t resemble one of those short, squatty gummy bears and looks more like one of those skinny, tough, bad tasting gummy bears [Mollygood]
– Holly Madison looking wholesome and chaste. Probably in an effort to prove herself worthy of being impregnated by Heff’s spawn [Websters is my Bitch]
– Tiffani Amber Thiessen in a bikini (Site NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
– Cameron Diaz loves putting on weight because it makes her butt look “mighty fine”. I’m not sure if this girl thinks there’s anything that’s not perfect about herself [Hollywood Rag]
– Nicole Kidman’s still barely there baby bump [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
– Jessica Alba and Cash Warren may have already picked a name for their unborn daughter: Honor Warren [The Blemish]
– Ciara is getting fed up over all the attention Kim Kardashian’s ass is getting and throws her rump into the competition [Derek Hail]
– Lindsay Lohan To Play Sex Addicted Waitress. Only half of that will require any acting [I’m Not Obsessed]
– Isla Fisher looking adorable at a hot dog stand on the set of “Confessions of a Shopaholic” yesterday [Popsugar]
– Casey Affleck and wife Summer Phoenix debut their 4-month old baby boy – who’s still waiting on a name [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
– Felix Dennis, the founder of Maxim claims he murdered someone, along with a bunch of other rambling bizarreness [WWTDD]
– Chace Crawford’s sister Candice tells People “he was upset” over the split with Carrie Underwood [Lainey Gossip]
– Some new candids of Sienna Miller, who is looking awfully skinny these days [The Skinny]
– Brittany Murphy makes out with husband Simon Monjack at the launch of a Blumarine shop in Florida [Agent Bedhead]
– Ryan Cabrera was spotted out with Elvis Presley’s granddaughter Riley Keough [Best Week Ever]
– Move over micro-dermabrasion and chemical peels, it’s time for the Facial Sandblaster [The Circus Hour]
– Celebrity Penis Spotting. Sorta NSFW [CityRag]