– Katherine Heigl wearing a coat straight out of the Golden Girls [Dlisted]
– Snoop Dogg launched a scathing attack on U.S. presidential hopeful Barack Obama [Bossip]
Hangover Theater: Who Made Steve Guttenberg a Star? A Police Academy review [Pajiba]
– Some more details on Naomi Campbell’s arrest yesterday. Apparently “It was so bad they had to get three cops to take her away.” [Yeeeah]
– Young royals hit up Mahiki last night with Prince Harry leading the way along with Princesses Beatrice and Eugenie. [Lainey Gossip]
– Lauren Conrad Won’t Endorse Any Politicians. Because I’m sure you were all stressed and wondering right? [I’m Not Obsessed]
– Sadie Frost at the Agent Provocateur Spring/Summer Collection Party [The Bastardly]
– Paris Hilton was recently voted the celebrity most resembling a cartoon character [CityRag]
Jamie Lynn Spears spends her birthday eve at JC Penny with her baby daddy. [In Case You Didn’t Know]
– Madonna is set to soon be named the official adoptive parent of David Banda [Hollywood Rag]
– The old Mariah Carey Autographing Stance. Ass back, boobs lowered [Best Week Ever]
– Scientists Create Computer That Can Comprehend “Beauty” [Jezebel]
– I have no idea who Canadian actress and Deal or No Deal model Leyla Milani is, but if she can make pumping gas look this sexy, I’m impressed [Celebslam]
– Was Sonny Bono’s death a hit? Maybe, if you believe retired FBI agent Ted Gunderson [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
– Margaret Cho talks about surgical G-spot augmentation [Agent Bedhead]
– Evangeline Lilly and Dominic Monaghan might be back on [The Blemish]
– Perez Hilton outs John Mayer, saying that while the two made out Jessica Simpson rubbed John’s crotch [Crazy Days and Nights]
– Kevin Federline spent over $50,000 between May and January of 2007 on hotels, strip clubs, and general nightlife [Popsugar]
– Naomi Watts says “I’d Love To Have Another One. Maybe Soon” [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
– According to Wikipedia, Brandon Davis’ birth name was Greasy Crotch. That’s why you’ve got to love an open encyclopedia [WWTDD]
– John Krasinski Attempts to Invert Face. He’s still hot. And he’s still going to be Mr. JayBird. Someday. [Websters is my Bitch]
– I am still totally disgusted by Hulk Hogan’s new girlfriend, who looks just like his daughter Brooke (Site NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
– Kelly Ripa promoting a new set of premium kitchen appliances for Electrolux. I have no idea if this means her career is going really well or really terribly [The Skinny]
– Mena Suvari gets her ass groped on the beach. That’s one classy chick [Derek Hail]
– A sneak peak at the new Britney Spears fashion collection for kids [The Circus Hour]
– Keith Richards has a warning for illusionist David Blaine ahead of his sleep-deprivation stunt. It’s pretty much a version of “don’t do it, moron.” [Mollygood]