These are some photos of Elisabetta Canalis and a few of her girlfriends having fun in Lake Como over the weekend. Elisabetta is the one steering the boat, the one with her bodacious ass towards us. As you can see, there is a reason she’s still George Clooney’s girlfriend. I imagine whenever he starts to wonder why he’s keeping her around (like when he saw this), Elisabetta just flashes her ass at him and they figure something out.
My only question at this point is whether Elisabetta and girlfriends tag-team George. Seriously! Those girls look up for it. And you know George is up for it. God, I wish I was in Lake Como right now. My air conditioning just went kaput. DAMN IT.
Canalis on June 27, 2010. Credit: Bauer-Griffin.
Nice ass.
George Cloooney looks his age in the last pic.
Yes, a great rump for sure.There were a lot of jealous comments on TMZ about these photos, too funny to read. You just know the people making them have muffin tops and are filling up every inch of their computer chair. LOL
George wouldn’t be so shallow as to choose a gal on booty alone, who am I kidding. LOL!
I remember (*sigh*)(*unintelligible blubbering about past*) my ass.
Oh, I thought that the reason why she’s George’s girl was beacause she has a peen.
Anyway, the girl is cute and funny…
I still don’t understand all the hatred.
Do you think a man his age has a lot of sexual stamina for two women? He might but yea her ass is fab, her friends are really hawt. Wow.
Nice ass; trashy tattoos.
@ Solvieg
LOL!!! @ the comment about her having a peen 🙂
Maybe she hopes that by presenting her ass , the ass she made of herself on Leverage will be forgotten?
Oh Sumodo1, I bet your ass is still fab.
i don’t care at all about this lady or him…i want to know what happened to blindgossip!!!!
I thought he was keen on her because of her insight on the unrest in Darfur?
Wow. Peachy ass. My ass was NEVER like that. Ever. Sigh…
I’m expecting them to go poof any minutes now.
Her body is sick. long shapely legs and slightly hour glass lean frame.
I agree with isabelle. Tattoos are for life people, and rich boyfriends do come and go.
Nice work @loveangelina! I was about to join @Sumodo1 in a self pity party, but now I’ve convinced myself that None of us really wants to be as “cursed with booty” as say, someone like Jessica Biel or my new nickname for Cloony’s beard: “Canab-ass”, or do we just call her “Butt-erface”? so many good options.
Maybe she should stick to ass-flashing on Leverage as well. I’d rather look at her ass than watch her trying to act.
She’s how old? *sigh* Nice ass.
But ladies, stop with the trashy tattoos.
Has anyone ever noticed Elisabetta’s resemblance to Cindy Crawford? Considering the amount of time that Clooney has spent (and been documented spending) with Cindy and her hubby Randy, I think he’s jonesing for Cindy and dates doppelgangers as a way to live out a fantasy. Unfortunately, she doesn’t appear to come with the same class and style as Ms. Crawford. I cannot stand that tattoo…
That blonde girl was in the first tv program elisabetta was in, as starlettes. It was ages ago, it’s nice to see they’re still best friends.
@ strawberry
What are “life people”?
I’ve never heard that before.
She’s not “flashing her ass” or “presenting her ass”….she’s European. They’re not hung up on body image or wanting to show themselves off like Westerners do. To her it’s no big deal, just a boat ride with her friends and no ulterior motive.
You envious people! Elisabetta is beautiful, and so what? It doesn’t mean it’s all that she has. But your comments make me think you must be overweight LMAO
Tazina, you speculate on the muffin tops, whereas viewing these photos leaves nothing to the imagination. Is it so impossible to imagine that some women, with or without muffin tops, find this kind of semi-nudity distasteful? My feeling is that this girl has so very little going for her, she knows this is her one and only asset (no pun). I think she’s trying to attract her next rich boyfriend. In the animal kindgom that is known as presenting.
I love how she sticks her butt out on some of these pictures!
http://www.laineygossip.com/Elisabetta_Canalis_amazing_ass_vacationing_in_Lake_Como_28june10.aspx?CatID=0&CelID=0
hint for her cuba and chocolate blind?
Totally staged photos. She’s not standing up straight in any of them where her butt shows. At least Clooney had sense enough not to pose with her.
Excuse me. Surely you jest. That would be plausible if she hadn’t invited someone to photograph her for the internet. She is posing and that is obvious. She didn’t do anything about her face (more’s the pity) but the behind looks “touched up”. Maybe the next time they’re out, her beau can back her into a room. Save a lot of time. hahahah I made myself laugh: Presenting!!
@bubbs, Lainey is seriously delusional. She actually posted that Canalis gave a good performance on Leverage. If Lainey’s not delusional, then she’s on the PR payroll.
hahaha back her in!!! hahahaha
cw: is lainey a lesbian? she drools over canalis and a few others..she should allow comments on her blog..i guess she can’t take the heat. among other things, she has a filthy mouth. I have a few choice words I’d like to say to her.
@Messenger, I don’t know. I don’t ever read there unless someone posts a direct link or reference to something there.
It is a nice ass considering mine, although nice, has visible cellulite but “bodacious”? No. Nice? yes. Flat? Definitely.
She reminds me of those apes that stick their butts up into the air during mating season. Maybe she’s part baboon.
I sort of think she’s cute ( in a Pam Anderson sort of way ) Lainey mentioned he was abstaining from booze ? Unfortunatly for her he’s gonna get sick of her . You could only deal with a crazy bitch if your bombed . He is not the nicest person in the world . He was cool before he was famous . I hope that he becomes that sweet person he once was . I hope she’s in the tabloids long after he dumps her . I like her moxy !
Pam Anderson never rubbed me the wrong way the way rumpalina does. She’s tacky and tattooed and surgically enhanced, but she never tried to be whitewash herself or have anyone else do it for her. She has her niche..and I thought she did a really good job on DWTS. She looked like she was having fun.
And that’s where we differ kitten..she can’t disappear soon enough for me. ‘Though with her ego, she’ll go down swinging, that’s for sure.
wow. her body is fantastic. her ass is perfect. not too big, not too small, not saggy, and no cellulite or stretch marks. regardless if it’s natural or the result of plastic surgery, it’s still awesome.
we now know she can’t speak english and she has no talent. we’ve seen her un-photo shopped ass (and it wasn’t pretty). she is someone who desperately wants to be famous but has nothing to recommend her..what’s her next move?
Pam Anderson gave me the creeps ! She stood two feet away from me giveing me the meanest looks ! She circled around me like a bird of prey ready to peck my eyes out ( yes I was talking to Tommy ) I however like her as a tabloid personality . I have heard from friends that Pam is a sweetheart . I had absolutely no interest in Tommy . Canalis has the same sort of vibe Pam had . I have seen her and clooney around town . He seemed happier with Sarah Larson . She seems a bit too clingy . She hugs him tight on his bike . Her face tells a different story . She’s useing him . I wish the paps could get a pic of that ! Sarah Larson had the same expresion .
Kim Kardassian is going to be so jealous!
Kitten, I’m sure he knows she’s using him. Men aren’t stupid. After all, he was the one who told the public she doesn’t understand English. Physical charms wear thin without love. She seems very annoying to me, but then I am not sleeping with her. Maybe she’s clingy because she senses the end is near.
Wow. Safe to say my butt has never looked like that. Such pretty girls but the tattoos … ickk.
Another funny thought just occurred to me. I bet she spent hours checking her butt’s reflection in a mirror trying to figure out just how much she should bend over to make her butt look good. Gotta bend over some to pull that loose skin and flesh tighter.
Her next move: maybe she’ll console the losing italian soccer team or revisit eminem (clean and sober two years)maybe adopt some more of those hideous dogs..one things for sure, it won’t be anything worthwhile and it will be somewhere she can be photographed.
Wow, she looks hot. She has a great body: long and slender but still has curves. And, saying a woman is pretty doesn’t make you a lesbian. That comment sounds homophobic to me, as if there’s something wrong w/being a lesbian??? I JUST don’t get all the hate for her or Lainey either??? If you don’t like Lainey, don’t hit up her blog. It’s easy.
Isn’t it insulting (and sexist) to be dating someone for their derriere? see headline
Someone on another blog tried to say canalis and gf were holding hands! That’s how rumors get started! I’m surprised she has someone else around who’s remotely good looking…she doesn’t even like sharing the spotlight with george!
He seems like he’s in to her . He’s not the sharpest tool in the shed.
Sorry OC, but saying another woman is hot and salivating over their body parts connotes sexual interest (you know, it’s something a man would do). Lainey is sludge. and dull-witted.
Really Kitten? how so?
there’s only one word for that: asstastic!
I just noticed the tattoo on the gf. They look like a pair of trash cans/hookers.
Well, if finding someone pretty to look at makes me a lesbian, then I’m a lesbian. Who knew? hahahahah 😉
That’s the silliest thing I’ve ever heard. I like looking at fashion magazines, pretty people (male or female), etc. A lot of people do that–it doesn’t make them gay.
I can’t believe I’m coming to Lainey’s defense but here we go.
No, Lainey is not salivating over Elisabetta’s body parts she is however salivating over the thing that E. seems to have such a tight grip on George dearest and over E’s personality in general. She’s one of his most visible girlfriends and has stuck it out with him way longer than his previous girlfriend. That’s why she calls her The Italian Queen. She has mentioned that E. has a sick body (which she undoubtedly has) but it’s a really silly notion that that qualifies someone as being lesbian. I mean, seriously.
original kate: I don’t think asstastic is a word, but by any chance are you ladies the canalis pr team, we’ve heard tell about? you seem so up her ass-tastic. I understand you have to sell her hard, you don’t have much to work with. ride that gravy train whilst you may tomorrow is another day
Just read the lainey post. It does sound like shes outing george as “chocolate” from the chocolate & cuba blind. Betty & her blond friend look alike…hard faces, skinny bods, ridiculous tats. Meh.
sorry, didn”t mean to start a rumor,I didn”t zoom in on the pictures. She probably does not care about what we say or think she was famous before Clooney, this is her way of giving us the middle finger. Shes in it for the long term and this is her way of letting us know it. Maybe if we stopped paying attention to her she would just go away.
just askin…you don’t have to get so defensive
@ messenger: what the hell are you on about?
Sorry new at this, your post isn’t making much sense to me..care to clarify?
I definitely thought lainey was salivating over betty’s ass. btw, caught her on leverage last nite. She was even worse than the previous week. And the story is beyond absurd. She’s supposed to be some badass that threatens the leverage team; she says she will kill them if they don’t “get” some italian mobster for her. The leverage people are supposed to be brilliant and have a martial arts expert that can beat the crap out of anyone & we’re supposed to believe they’re afraid of Betty and her so-called goons, they looked like a group of teachers or something. The whole scenario with the betty character, “the Italian”, is so contrived and silly. It doesn’t fit into the storyline. Its like it was written into leverages 3rd season at the last minute to give her a gig. Pathetic. It just wrecks the show.
Really Jane16? She was on again last night? I thought they were going to stretch her appearances over the season. It doesn’t surprise me that she was awful. As far as Lainey is concerned, she is another talentless hack who just happens to have a blog. I do read their from time to time, but it is never very enlightening. She basically just repeats what everyone else says, so it doesn’t surprise me she is reading here. Tomorrow we’ll see her “writing” our posts as her own words. What a loser.
@ Messenger
Are you a Puritan, by chance?
For someone to say, “saying another woman is hot and salivating over their body parts connotes sexual interest” is ridiculous.
Women appreciate other women’s beauty everyday; that’s how it is in present time.
Her body is perfect. No implant capsules jutting out from an emaciated ribcage. Nice to see she’s natural.
enough about her ass already! let’s get back to what this really should be about, since she obviously wanted us all to change the topic >> her lousy ‘acting’ debut and public appearances.
so i’m thinking of writing a book under my pseudonym ‘queen elisabetta canaliss’, called ‘Red Carpet for Dummies’. Anybody else want in? She’s Done, in a nod to your previous list of her qualifications, it will written in gibberish in both Italian and English.
my lainey comment is still is moderation. It sounds like she is identifying george as the chocolate character in her chocolate & cuba. btw, a few times lately when I’ve read lainey, I’ve noticed she writes the word “discuss” at the end of her story. How the heck can you discuss when there’s no section for reader comments?
Her body is perfect? She is extremely long waisted and has short crooked legs. She does have natural tits and a small rounded ass & is skinny, but that doesn’t make her body perfect imo.
FOLKS!!! Beauty is subjective!
If someone thinks her body is perfect, it’s fine!
If you don’t, it’s fine!
Jesus Christ.
@65, so whats your point? Yes, beauty is subjective. You don’t have to get vulgar about it.
@She’s Done “Isn’t it insulting (and sexist) to be dating someone for their derriere? see headline”
I can’t tell whether you think the headline is an incorrect analysis of why Clooney is “dating” Canalis. If you think he actually has a real relationship with her that’s not just for publicity, why do you think he’s with her? I don’t think they have a real relationship, and most people who do seem to think it’s purely physical, so I’m curious why someone would think there is anything except the superficial between them. If I didn’t think this was an ill-conceived and poorly played-out fake relationship, I would really be through as a Clooney fan, because what does that say to women? It basically says that to him, you aren’t worth anything as a person if you’re over forty and have your own life and personality.
oh, yea, i forgot: europeans are not ‘hung up’ on image…lol
give me a freakin’ break!
whoever said that…
why, oh why, do europeans feel the need to *not* cover their body then?
They most certainly are just as superficial about ‘style’, fashion and being free in the body-
it’s just perhaps more socially acceptable and they are more comfortable with it…
so they do not appear ‘hung up on it’.
but,certainly, it is part of the european psyche, and definitely italy’s psyche-to express one’s sexuality via clothing or lack thereof.
Otherwise, wouldn’t cannalis simply wear a sports type one piece?
who is she wearing the thong suit for?
Herself?
Oh, she probably wants an even tan line.
Again, for herself. so when she looks in the m irror, she likes it.
yea, looking good for/to others, has *nothing* to do with it.
You know, cuz those Europeans are so much more englightened than us hee-haw puritanical Americans…thanks for reminding us!
Spotchecker, you are so right! Of course she would want us to forget that flop-er-oo-skee (as if we could) and talk about her photo shopped arse and her scary-ass tattoos! So lame. I am definitely in for the book. Although you may want to consider the pseudonym ‘queen elisabetta canal ass’, in keeping with the overall mood and general festivities created here today, on this ass-focused blog.
Ah, the multi-lingual! Thank you for the nod.
Jane16: what is chocolate and cuba?
cuba and chocolate blind? do tell…
@ 70, its laineys most famous blind item. About movie stars on the down low. If you google it, you’ll find it.
Gibberish in both English and Italian! Queen elisabetta canal ass! You guys are cracking me up! 😀
Elisabetta is the one girl George has been so public with and she has lasted the longest. She doesn’t care about what we think about her.she has the most eligible man George Clooney, that is why she acts the way she does,maybe all these pictures are her way of letting us know what she thinks of us. If George was tired of her she would have been gone by now.
Ladies, check out this pic of her on justjared. This is why my Italian inlaws can’t stand her & call her “arrogante”:
http://justjared.buzznet.com/2010/06/28/elisabetta-canalis-bikini-boat-ride/comment-page-2/#comments
Re Lainey’s reference to “dark chocolate,” if anyone is nibbling on a piece of dark chocolate, it’s Canalis, as she has dated black soccer players in the past. Maybe Canalis is projecting her own weaknesses onto Clooney when she sends Lainey stuff to post about. Projection is something every narcissist I’ve ever had the misfortune of knowing has done. Canalis is a bad actor, so she posts on blogs that Clooney is a bad actor. Canalis looks old, so she posts on blogs that Clooney looks old. You get the idea. She was also projecting when she retweeted that comment about Aniston, since people are always posting that Canalis looks like Steven Tyler.
No! I don’t believe this is a real relationship. How gross! Who would be with someone like canalis? George is a movie star and I am sure his real relationships are kept well-hidden from the public eye. I believe everyone is entitled to privacy. I actually agree with you on your assessment of his “public” gfs. Canalis is a smoke screen and no I don’t think George is gay either. Lainey is smut.
@She’s Done, thanks for explaining. I agree with you.
@ Jane16
What was vulgar about what I said?
Are you Puritan, too?
Poor New At this! She wants so desperately to believe her girl is the real deal. Almost every statement you’ve made is false. You should do more research. But let me make it simple for you: SHE CAN’T EFFING SPEAK ENGLISH!!!! If you can’t communicate with someone, you can’t even begin to know each other and build intimacy with that person. This is essential if a relationship is to last. Your girl is so not the one ! Sorry!!
@cringe-worthy – Why do you believe she tells Lainey what to say?
could have sworn, I saw unphotoshopped pics and it was flat and very tight.
hmmm
Well, well, well, what a surprise. Posing semi-naked for the paps. What interesting timing.
Let’s see, her “Leverage” debut bombed and threads on that topic were still going strong a week later. Last night the second episode aired which means there would have been a fresh round of ridicule on all the entertainment sites today. Yet we get bikini posing (“gee-wiz doesn’t she have a great body”) pics instead. I believe in PR this is known as a deflection, and it certainly worked!
I can’t criticise her for it. It’s what everyone does in HW to distract from a bad story. It’s effective. So kudos to EC’s PR. Although this may have been the work of Clooney’s publicist, Stan Rosenfield. We know now, ever since Rosenfield became a follower on EC’s now defunct twitter, that Rosenfield has been directly involved in EC’s PR strategy. She’s lucky. Rosenfield is one of the best in the business. The man’s a legend.
I don’t think Rosenfield has a thing to do with Canalis’s PR. Canalis has her own PR person who travels with her. Rosenfield also followed a faux Clooney twitter page, so Canalis wasn’t the only crazy he followed. He was probably watching for breach of contract. I also disagree that Rosenfield is good at PR. If he were, then why did he allow Clooney to get involved with this skank in the first place.
CW ~ I couldn’t agree more! That PR guy is one overrated overpaid sob. And why is he always lurking in the back of clooney’s photos? Have you ever noticed? It’s positively creepy! Any pr person worht his pay would have put the kibosh on this sleaze fest before it started…but it was probably stan’s idea. he’s a bottom feeder. he probably saves all the good pr spin for himself.
Tee Tee: check out LeVipere.it italian web site they just posted an article on canalis’ done up ass comparing the before and after. it’s a hoot. Cringe, you should check it out too. Their comments make us sound like we’re canalis fans!
she is very manly looking in the face
He looks so old, it’s like all of a sudden he aged all at once. She really has a great body and her friend too.
Yeah… that’s not her real butt… or is it? Hollywood fcuk*ry, they use technology so well I can no longer believe something as simple as a bikini picture is actually that person’s body in a bikini. Ugh. BTW, she still has a nice butt, just not as amazing as we are being led to believe…
http://www.zimbio.com/Elisabetta+Canalis/articles/dYIFJeCaBVV/Hot+Italian+Model+Actress+Elisabetta+Canalis
Oh for heaven’s sake. ROTFL!!! She is wearing a bathing costume customary for young Italian women, and I don’t see any artificial posing @ all. Her butt is not perfect (therefore I don’t see ‘hours in front of the mirror applying makeup to it and practicing poses’) but yeah, she looks great. Does she look like a VC model? Nah. Does she care? Doesn’t seem to.
Why do you all?
I don’t understand some of these comments regarding her ass done up before and after? Never really paid any attention to Clooney’s bevy of “beauties”. Did she have a butt job?
crash, don’t understand what you’re saying. What is a gossip blog for if not to read about celebs and post your opinions. Re: betty, I’m not putting her down for her ass, and yes, her bathing suit is perfectly normal for her age in Italy. Her ass is fine, its clearly her best asset. I personally don’t like her becuz she’s an arrogant little snot, and quite possibly the worst actress ever. Seriously, she makes Pamela A. look like Meryl Streep. Also, I miss the old glamour days of H’wood, and trashy folk like Betty take us further away from that. My parents hung out the H’wood crowd of old & I love to hear their old stories (they say Liz T. did have violet eyes when she was young btw). GC could be a class act if he would choose a decent partner, but this woman…front & center at the Oscars?
LOL @She’s Done. At least we know how her Leverage paycheck was spent: on a new butt!
someone please tell me how i can look like this!
birdgherl, if you truly want to look like this, you will need to start smoking, snorting coke, and taking testosterone, just for starters. Achieving the famewhore personality may require a little effort… try looking at your bare ass in a mirror and saying some sort of affirmation such as, oh I don’t know, maybe try “Become the ass. Be the ass.”
Butterface.
Cw: it looks like she purchased the butt of her youth. either that or the pics are altered. the canalis contingency were over on jj trying to say any negative comments would cause clooney to stay with her longer! as if! get real you twits. they are so desperately trying to save face after she bombed on Leverage. Well there are three more episodes to go. What are they gonna do to deflect from them when they air? someone said that blonde girl on the boat is only 30. is that possible? she looks way older than that. after having been here when they showed up, it was so obvious who were the canalis people. I think a few of the crumbs were here earlier too. It must get pretty boring on their blog what with them always agreeing with each other and all.
I agree with you cringe-worth, on the pr. She is a disaster. Clooney should get his money back. What could he have been thinking to hire someone who has posed topless as a nun for a man from a catholic family? That’s just evil. and that’s the pic he led with. It just went down hill from there. Why do they need pr anyway? Stan reminds me of the band leader on Letterman and they both give me the creeps.
I don’t understand some people’s double standard logic.
What’s the point to blame her body and PR game when some who blame her rave about jennifer aniston’s body and PR game too which is in the same genre and used in similar situations.
She does everything PR like Jennifer Aniston does with her so called great body.
Yes she shows her body and wants to make people forget about her disaster on Twitter, so does jennifer flaunting it left and right after some of her not so cool words, except this body is more beautiful than jen’s personnally.
Yes she has a manly butterface, so does jennifer who has a harsher more masculine one too.
The only thing that Jennifer has better, it’s talent but she is a professional actress with 20 years of experience and even there her talent is somewhat so, so for having such a pedigree.
So let her be, there are worst actresses than wanna be Elyzabetta when it comes to PR games of this kind, some of them being more experienced and without any need to lower themselves to a starlet’s level with few experience to claim in the business
if i had her money, my ass would be amazing, so would my thighs, my hips…
Vipers Club has put up some before shots of her butt. She’s either had work done or Photoshop was involved.
http://levipere.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/cagnalis-culo-originale.jpg
http://levipere.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/cagnalis-culo-originale-2.jpg
http://levipere.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/cagnalis-culo-originale-3.jpg
MAN FACE.
MAN FACE!!!
This stunt may earn her an unfortunate new nickname, Canal Ass.
RE: ‘Red Carpet for Dummies’
i’ve decided a couple of things since i slept on it:
1. i’ve decided to change my pseudonym from ‘queen elisbetta canaliss’ and also decided not to use ‘canal ass’ as many of you would like because it just plays into her game of ‘i can get away with this [being lazy, essentially] and in turn deflecting your attention from that [my inadequate acting skills; me, in general]. while i find her attempt to tell the rest of us we can ‘kiss it’ almost worthy of ‘canal ass’, i want to raise the game here, not just play it.
So, in the fine tradition of changing one’s identity by [merely] changing one’s title/name, i’ve decided, with a nod to cringe-worthy for their nice turn at putting the narcissism info out there, that my new pseudonym should be ‘La Narcissista’. This is how she shall be known to me now.
2. i was a little torn between ‘Red Carpet’ and ‘Red Carpets’ [plural for the bleary eyed], and have decided, because this will eventually be transcribed/translated [?] into Gibberish anyway, that i should leave it in the singular. i will, at the end of this post, however, only be able to do it in the Gibberish/English because i only took almost 10 years of French in school, so any speakers of Gibberish/Italian who would like to contribute to the effort are welcome.
so here it goes [whew!]..
Red Carpet for Dummies
AN INTRODUCTION
So you want to be on a Red Carpet? Then you must, above all, be very, very attractive. Like me. You must have also a Super Sexy movie star [not to be confused with “celebrity”, that is my job] “boyfriend” [his lawyers told me I have to use quotes. [[This is so that if other people, and by that I mean small people, don’t think you are fit to be seen with him for a number of reasons, which I cannot tell you because I cannot count that high], your influence will not drag down his movies opening box office and critics ratings]]].
[end of intro]
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the above, which, if translated properly into Gibberish/English, I believe, comes out as:
PRETTY!! PRETTY!!! PRETTY!!
I’M BAMBI DAMMIT!!
LOL @spotchecker. Looks like your book is off to a great start.
why thank you!! and a worthy shout out to you, cringe-worthy at 77 and She’s Done at 71 [referencing an earlier post response]. i regretfully forgot to add this to the post at 105, at the end. [i had someone looking over my shoulder several times. i became confused, but i’m better now. thanks.]
and if you and She’s done would like to contribute, by all means, i think chap.1 is ready to begin.
Umm… what ass? Are we looking @ the same woman. SMH pancakes
@nn: How did this get to be all about Jennifer Aniston?
take note People Magazine Wednesday June 30th, she’s with him. Also TMZ page 5 #65 (a comment) says it best.
Levipere has a tiny clip of canalis on some italian talk show (you should check it out). I think she looks really good in it. So good in fact I thought it was old, but they are asking her about Leverage. I would love to have heard her explain her performance. The faces of the audience say exactly what they think of her. I can’t understand a lot on that site and the English translations leave a lot to be desired, but I still get the gist of what they are saying and some of the stuff they write is howlingly funny. I think Lainey tries to imitate them, but utterly fails. They don’t use profanity either, as far as I can tell. One of the Italians reposted a comment I made as ‘the best comment she ever read’ or something like that. High praise coming from the Viper girls and their readers. Needless to say I was very pleased.
I am Italian and In Italy we all know she is just a talentless girl whose only interests are money and fame. All she can do is showing her ass in tv or outside!
It’s a shame that with all the beautiful girls we have in Italy (who are great actors – for example) we have to be represented in the US by this trashy, cheap person!!
It’s all your fault George! Why have you have got such cheap tastes?
Yeah, I saw the Poople Mag bit. It had an old friend of Georges (Karen Duffy) who is visiting his villa, rave on about how elisabitchy is as beautiful inside as out, and has “lovely manners”. I thought it was funny that GC had to fly in a respectable friend to pump up EC and tell everyone she has lovely manners. If she really had lovely manners, wouldn’t it have been obvious by now? We have seen them twice & I know a lot of people who have met her & no one thinks she has “lovely manners”, they think she is conceited and absurd. Her personality is written all over her face. PR manipulating is not going to fool anyone. (I hate these stupid pr games all the celebs play–so fake–just be yourselves)
Yeah, she has lovely mannners, did you see her in those boat pictures taking the brief case from clooney? she looked so mad…probably because the photograhper was not there for her. AND she can’t convince his fans she is worhty of him. or make us forget Leverage by (supposedly )having us seethe with jealousy over behind. maybe if she had only done one episode, but she wanted five. he looked so cute getting ready to have cocktails on the boat with his pals…I noticed no one was helping him…I read over on Huffington and all the comments were positive about her saying wow and clooney’s lucky, etc. when anyone mentioned her less than perfect face, almost all of them said, who would look at her face with a “rear end” like that? it was then I realized the majority of posters were male! too funny
I was willing to give her a chance but her attitude on the night of the Oscars really blew it for me! George had to force her up when Katherine Bigalow won then she sat down in the middle of her acceptance speech! WHAT! she had a sour face all night long! and kept playing with her dress, or trying to get into a camera shot. His reputation is going down hill,but maybe he doesn’t care maybe he is about ready to retire from acting. I don’t think he wants to do this much longer the roles will become very limiting. anyways, her antics don’t seem to be getting her butt kicked to the curb. This behavior seems to be what he wants. @ shes done where did you see the pictures mentioned in your post?
sorry correction #62 on tmz page 5.
NewAtThis: I saw them in a few places but I think x17 had a bunch of them. I am only hypothesizing re her sourpuss and making an educated guess based on past behavior. Maybe GC is like the male posters on Huff…he doesnt’ look at her face, lack of class, manners or modesty but solely at her usda rump. That’s some tunnel vision!
Given the lats and girl 6-pack on her, she’s clearly been working out hard since the Hawaii beach pictures. In those her butt looked flabby and overall she appeared not to be toned. Apparently, she took the comments posted after those images hit the net and got buff.
However, at 31 with no monetary issues, as GC is footing the bill, she SHOULD have a great body. It’s clear to me that a personal trainer stepped in to improve her.
She looks totally ridiculous .
Her legs are too short and her body is too long, desperate efforts to get some new clients ?
I vote for photoshopping…it has been one month since those photos in Hawaii. She’s just not that motivated. If we learn that she is taking acting lessons and working on her English, then I will revise my opinion of her. Those are the things she really needs to work on, not her flabby butt. a little flab never hurt anyone, but her acting was really painful!!!
Yikes, I found a Lainey article where she calls canalis the queen of ass and she is drooling big time. She is so gross. You naysayers who tried to say I am homophobic for wondering whether she is lesbian, should read it. What is with her?
Here naysayers. See for yourself. A cut and paste quote from Lainey’s blog: “showing off her tight ass, a crazy ass. Perhaps that’s how they communicate. Through her ass. Because the English, well, we’re still working on the English. I often say that the mark of a great ass is one that can speak to you in several different languages and do your homework if you ask it to. Elisabetta Canalis’s ass can take you through a PhD, goddamn.” Gross doesn’t begin to describe her. Either she wants canalis or she trying hard not to show how envious she is. Either way it’s a revolting piece of writing.
I’ve read Lainey’s blog as well and I can’t figure out if she likes her or hates her. Palmer you have a good point! She’s Done! I agree with you as well! #120.
Whoever’s butt is actually in the photo, it looks to me like it has makeup on it or else it was airbrushed via Photoshop to even out the skin tone. Photoshop would also be able to smooth out the folds that she has in older pics. As for Lainey, I just regard her as being nuts, although I’m sure CanalAss’s camp is feeding her stuff to post as they are always sending stuff to webmasters and bloggers in their attempts to get some publicity for their fameho. CanalAss’s people have also been posting nasty things about Clooney on various blogs but on one in particular for months. So when Lainey posts one of her “I know something you don’t know” bits about Clooney, I’m sure it’s fiction, is coming from CanalAss, and is meant to make him look bad and her look good. I am more than a little irritated with Clooney for not kicking her to the curb before now, especially since IMO CanalAss has likely breached her contract on more than one occasion. As the Chinese say, fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me.
that’s what I’ve been saying for weeks now! WHAT WILL IT TAKE for him to kick her Photoshopped, makeup,plastic surgery,lift it up in the air a$$,to the curb!
I checked out the clip on Levipere where she is being interviewed by a horrified italian talk show host. (we’ve seen tht look before!) I see what post#111 means that she looked good in it. She does , in comparison to her Mick Jagger face bikini thong photos. It is baffling to me though that one could look so bad in one photo and almost pretty in another. Maybe it is makeup as some of the posters here keeps saying. Anyway I have become increasingly fond of the Italian women especially after seeing the faces of the audience in that clip. We are indeed of one mind.
if this is just a business relationship, and the financing stories for The American are true, about some money coming from Italian financing with Elisabutta attached are true, then he would have to keep her around until the Venice Film Fest are through, or maybe until it’s released commercially and all the red carpet bs is done.
it’s a shame if the movie turns out really good that he has to go through all of this. i read the book, and it’s mostly very good, so i’m hoping the movie version translates just as well like a few others i’ve done the book and movie combo [Kiss of the Spiderwoman, do both! oldie but goodie]
He does not need her for Venice. He is hotter alone.
i know he doesn’t “need” her [does he?..], but maybe he’s contractually obligated due to the possible Italian financing of The American. Obviously, those backers would be clueless about his American fanbase. Bad marketing/PR strategy on everyone’s part here.
GC is going to have to do the talk show circuit [alone!] to get past the bad vibe she’s putting in his way. Her lack of class should not be the first thing we notice about him anymore, but somehow, his givng her rope to hang herself with is dragging him down with her, too. You can’t fight someone as baseless and uncaring as her [did i forget needy?] You can’t punch air. He should let. her. go.
btw – nice picture recently of him on his bike, w/ some great looking Woody Harrelson doppelganger riding right behind him. Alone. A 3/4 view of his nice long legs would’ve been better, though..]
She is not needy.Please.She has made so much money with the paps pics.
Saw those pictures too, just love to see the man ride his hog!
@commanindra, #130
i was NOT referring to his money. i was referring to her needy state-of-mind. it’s there, it’s obvious, and she basically lacks any sort of inner grace as a human being. as much as GC might be criticized for his taste in ‘girlfriends’, he makes an effort to show up as a good person through a lot of his charity work, does some really good acting/directing despite limitations on his acting ability [not everyone is Olivier, Hoffman, Hackman, and nowadays, Downey Jr., Giamatti for a couple of starters] and basically has a really good head for business through a lot of hard work [why he looks so tired?..].
elisabutta shows NO such initiative either personally or professionally, and GC’s fans IMHO resent her parasitic nature at the expense of someones’ work, whom we all respect when he’s not letting himself be upstaged by this skank. period.
if she’s got her own money, then she should buy her own career, or invest in it honestly and do the hard work it takes to earn the professional respect it takes to get somewhere in H’wood that many others more deserving have already done and continue to do so. she is NOT entitled. and no, i’m not an actor, writer, etc.. and yes, it’s-a-business. get real about that, too.
Words Matter: well said. But, let’s face it someone is in canalis corner to have put her name to clooney for this gf gig. She is all the things we think and say she is but she won’t go away. Why?? Could be the contract hasn’t expired; could be that she was part and parcel of the backing GC got for his films. I don’t know about such things. I prefer to do things without subterfuge. One thing I do know is that this is not a real relationship in the sense that they are in love. Someone posted on one of these blog’s calling themselves clooney’s friend and that poster said gc doesn’t care what people think of canalis (obviously) and will get rid of her when he is ready. That about sums it up. Whether it is part of the financing deal or merely an escort for him when he needs it, he is in charge. She is too insignificant to rage about. And if by some chance she is around longer than anyone can stand, those who think clooney is better than she and deserves a classier dame will have to revise their thinking. No one not involved with this man personally should have so much invested in his “relationships” fake or real. A firework exploded near their boat over the weekend. (tmz reported it) The gods are not pleased.
Sorry She’s Done. I didn’t mean to ignore your question. I’m just stating my opinion just like everyone else. I don’t know if this is a contract relationship or not, do any of us know that for sure? G.C.and E.C. don’t care about what we think about either of them that has been made perfectly clear.He will get rid of her when HE’S good and ready. Their have been many public opps a daisy! so far she is still here. So we all could speculate about their relationship all we want but we don’t really know if it’s real or not. He ask a friend to put her on Leverage,so its G.C. reputation that’s on the line. If he wants to risk a piece of it for her so be it,she may or may not hang herself and him with it. So many other people are more deserving of this opportunity than her. But this is all on his head. The pictures on TMZ shows her being affectionate.
@ StsPrsrvUs!: #133
i have no personal interest in this relationship – it’s more that i have friends who work at different levels in the industry, and even though i haven’t been a big fan of GC for much of his work [about 1/2, i’d say, and the other 1/2 i do like and i’m mostly a soderberg fan], i do respect his talent as a business man who’s managed to do a lot more good than bad, and more than most in the industry, those i know of, at least. so this sort of behavior, when i see how many of my friends give up the basics just to try and get a fair shot in the industry with more talent and hard work than she’ll ever have or do, i find on his part unprofessional more than disappointing. from what i see with my friends, when you understand the industry from the inside, you want to find a few people who manage to still get it right more often than not; it reminds you not to let yourself down when you’re dealing with so much of the stupidity and inefficiency that seems to rule this business in general. you think, ‘yeah, i’d like to work with that person because they got it right, someday. i’d like to get that good.’ [and get paid for it, btw]. this chick is no bargain.
as for me, if he would like the rest of us to spend our hard earned money by way of our limited budgets on his and his backers movies, then he and they will have to return the favor rather than rely on his ‘stubborness’; i’m not a movie exec, so i don’t owe him a thing. maybe because i know people who make their living/pay the bills in this industry, it bothers me more. it just all seems so stupid and even unprofessional, especially in this economy.
Their are some pictures of them on popsugar looking pretty cosy to me!
@ new at this: no you’re not.
honestly, you sound like one of her friends [or someone who wants to be considered as such] impersonating a fan of some sort. really. if she gets paid for pap pictures, then you’re pimping for her. it’s a business too. i prefer to be friends with people who want to do work not to be famous for it’s own sake, but because they actually do good work, and i do have those friends of whom i’m really proud. and yes, they’re work is on tv/movies, and many of you have seen and appreciated it, emmy and oscar noms and all.
am i a snob? yes, i am, and with good reason. it’s called standards. none of my friends are famous, even the ones paying the bills, and they’re really glad about that too. their work speaks for itself.
I’m with Words Matter. New At This sounds a lot like someone from the cookie aisle and that’s never a good thing. She is also wildly inconsistent with her posts and seem too invested in the outcome of the “relationship”.
I should have checked back on this thread sooner. Some great stuff has been posted over the last few days.
@ cringe-worthy, @ She’s Done:
we all sound tired of being angry and wise.
beer, anyone? i could really go for a bass, or a brooklyn [they use wind energy] f!!*&*ng heatwave. my ass is the only one that counts here now, for the record. [apologies for my obvious in-eloquence.]
I know who she sounds like: antidiva a liar and a loser…she says the same crap on her own blog and then comes here and yacks it up both ways…she fits right in with the fake relationship, the fake photo ops, the fake ass and the fake people…just ignore her from now on
Speaking of fake, the boat fireworks pics, except for the really funny one in which everyone is scrambling away from the fireworks, are totally staged. I just posted this on Popsugar. In the last photo in particular, you can see how close the boat is to the house and the land next to it. It’s likely they barely left the dock. They could have just as easily viewed the fireworks from the dock, but for the photo op they wanted everyone on a boat, so they had the photographer stay on the dock while they let the boat drift a few feet away. They didn’t worry about overcrowding the boat or not having life vests because they were just twenty feet from shore.
Anti-diva sure likes to plug Rameypix at her blog. There used to be a poster at IMDB who went by RameyP. The inconsistency of New At This’s posts remind me of Anti-diva. I think I’ve finally figured out her stake in all of this– she just wants to keep selling photos. That’s why she plays off both sides etc. She doesn’t care about either side but only cares about interest in the photos remaining high.
@She’s Done, #141:
go deeper. did you read the post ‘new at this’ just put on the canalis/eminem post [#63, i think]? ‘she’ is going away..
She’s Done, apparently, you and i have NOT been on the well wishing list! the outrage! cringe-worthy, look yourself in the mirror, and tell yourself what a lucky bastard you are that ‘new at this’ really, really, likes you. now. [you, too, spotchecker] [and Sonola something or other.]
well, we know from Up in the Air, than at least the cloonster can swim. [which he did quite nicely, btw. is that on his imdb.com resume? it should be!!]
what makes the fans angry at this whole episode, is when some producers [re: financiers] think they can pimp the system at the expense of what this country has left in H’wood of a decent film making industry. we all know it happens, but it stinks, esp. when they think it’s okay to do it do someone like the cloons w/ that idiot elisabutta.
soooo, i will go see this movie, and pretend i’m that assassin guy taking out some really bad financier dudes and their cheesey and insanely stupid skank ‘girlfriend’. out of respect, of course.
Canalis is a huge improvement over that escort with a face like a rat/chimp and a personality like a snake.That thing was a ‘confidence’ man.It is a dimwit. A good escort does not ask the client intrusive questions about his past.
words matter: i couldn’t care less what she says. cringeworth – the pics on tmz are raimey. antidiva/nat is so gross and just as bad as the posers. It is so obvious that the pics of those two laughing and smiling togehter are fake, yet there are some posting under various names that hold them up as evidence of how happy they are. I’m done. I would not have people in my life who were so phoney and tawdry and I do not intend to read about these two or post anymore. It is a waste of time.
@ She’s Done, #147:
cringe-worthy confirms this for you at 142 and 143 [i can’t believe this thing is still going on, actually..] [breathe..]
#142-“Speaking of fake, the boat fireworks pics, except for the really funny one in which everyone is scrambling away from the fireworks, are totally staged. I just posted this on Popsugar. ..” and cringe-worthy did indeed post the info [i think] he said he did on popSugar [that site hurts my teeth. and my brain].
sorry about the misunderstanding, as your posts have been really good to read. can’t say that about most of them. you do stand out as one of the good ones, and i do hope you at least read what i just posted and what cringe-worthy also wrote. you’re not wrong.
commandrag, #146: i have no idea what the f&*k you’re talking about.
I have been reading everyone. that’s the problem! I don;t mind reading opinions that are contrary to mine but to have someone post on both sides of the fence and to come on and bolster the fake stuff…this reeks of agenda. I have a good sense of what is bs and new at this is just jerking us around. peddle your ass somewhere else New At this like on your own blog and leave cb and jj for those of us who want discourse.
have a beer, She’s Done, or whatever you do/have to relax from this PR runaround that’s obviously been going on. if i knew you in person, i’d buy you a beer myself. you’ve earned it!
@’new at this’: you were outed because of your lousy writing. work on it, girlfriend, or whoever you [really] are.
Will her third leverage episode air tonight and if so, what pr spin will she and her losers release to balance the horror? Any guesses? Maybe she will pose topless this time or photo shop the nun habit out and circulate that pic as new? Have her posse show her in another smock top and drop obvious hints? Circulate another story of how clooney stays in the car with the dogs while she has coffee al fresco and allows her public to fawn over her? The possibilities are endless for someone with her talent. I know! Maybe he bought her a role on broadway which will end life as we know it here in nyc. I can hardly wait until tomorrow. and I thought phonies with no talent were useless.
@OutOnALedge:
JUMP!
@outonaledge, she’s already circulated a false report that she attended John Krazinski’s and Emily Blunt’s wedding with Clooney. The pics on X-17 of the guests on the boat to the ceremony show she wasn’t there. There is no way she would not be topside and scoping out pap boats if she were there.
excuse me?
Spot that was uncalled for…are you a closet canalis suck up? fess up
@OutOnALedge:
the other option is to get a grip.
Still not following …. get a grip on what?
@OutOnALedge:
re: “Maybe he bought her a role on broadway which will end life as we know it here in nyc.”..
ruining life here in nyc – isn’t that New Jersey’s job?
@spotchecker if you are checking your grapes for spots, you’re too late. They’re already sour.
I’d say in that comparison, canalis has the edge for ‘one most likely to make us vomit’, although Times Square is not far and at night she could bond with some of her american counterparts….I must say spotchecker, with your last two comments, I thought you had outed yourself as one of the canalis suck up team…that would have been a shame..
Cringe-worth..a voice of sanity…it’s getting so you can’t trust anyone on these blogs anymore…I agree with you! the pre-wedding photos were for the real friends guests of the wedding couple…it would have been unlikely she would be included…
Cringe, re my post #151, I think I revealed their upcoming lame ass pr moves, when you see then written out like that you see how truly assine they are…I think that was what spotchecker was really po’d about but was too chicken to say
OutOnALedge, I think you’re right. You called them on their game, which ticked them off, but their game is all too obvious by now. Depending on what they pull next I may have to change my name to hurl-worthy.
Hurl-worthy…too funny…canalis is named as having attended the wedding in almost every news item, but some say reportedly and that ‘they were said to have attended’, stuff like that. others say they were in attendance..I doubt the Krasinskis will release wedding photos so it was a safe call to make re the canalis camp. Her pr is so truly stupid I guess she hires in her own image..the one I thought was priceless was clooney waiting in the car with the dogs while she had coffee at a cafe!!! how ludicrous.
The reports saying she attended are all based on “US” magazine’s incorrect assumption. No sources are quoted as saying she was there. “People” magazine does not state that she attended. What’s funny is that she is probably who tipped off X17 regarding the wedding guests boat, just as she has tipped off X17 numerous times in the past. She probably hoped she would get to attend and after she tipped off X17 found out she definitely wasn’t going. Serves her right that the paps she notified proved she wasn’t there.
@OutOnALedge, She’s Done:
i was merely making fun of your name. if you both haven’t noticed, i tend to be a bit sarcastic. that’s it.
and if Madonna didn’t ruin Broadway [Speed the Plow], then this chick hasn’t got a chance.
for which i am very, very glad.
team Clooney. [and team daniel craig, vera farmiga, so on and so forth…the good stuff]
@cringe-worthy:
re: sour grapes [i assuming @ NJ]
oh really? what exit are u from? [such an old joke, but it still gets a look.]
@OutOnALedge:
sounds like you’re trying too hard. i am suspicious..
and if madonna can’t ruin b’way/H’wood by this time, then ec hasn’t got a chance. there are so many more talented famewhores in line ahead of her.
@cringe-worthy:
i will not apologize for mocking N.J. my grapes have fermented quite nicely, thank you.
what’s w/ the harsh today/nite? this is all getting so vindictive. there are much worse problems in the world. [spill in the Gulf, for one. i know people down there.] and i think spot was making a joke, whether or not anyone thought it matters. not many people have made me laugh besides the spot. i think ‘red carpet’ required a hell of a lot more effort than any pseudo-canalis flunkie could have mustered.
@OutOnALedge, read all of the previous posts and get aquainted with the rest of us before you go making accusations, why don’t you?
words matter: I do know you I read here a lot. I stand by my posts. I read “red caprets” it was not good writing or even funny, although I give her points for trying. She’s Done, now she’s funny. She and Cringe-Worth are the only ones posting that see things clearly, IMO.
I noticed that Antidiva didn’t update his/her blog all weekend, and Ramey was the only photographer on board the wedding boat. I guess it was a busy weekend. For him/her, this is about selling photographs. I don’t think George is going to be pleased that Ramey snapped a couple of photos in which Canalis snuck into the frame, as George clearly did not want to be around her or seen with her. Like Canalis, Ramey knows the clock is ticking and is only in it for the money. Maybe this was the last photo shoot, so he/she figured it won’t matter if he/she isn’t invited back.
We were speculating on whether or not her ass was photoshopped in this pic…of course it was she is not above calling paps to a private wedding she certainly would have no qualms about saving herself futher embarrassment about her flabby ass. we have to remember with whom we are dealing…