Here is Peaches Geldof, out and about in LA yesterday. Just in case everyone forgot who she was, she’s dating actor/writer/director Eli Roth, she’s already had an American sex-and-heroin-and-Xenu scandal, and she’s kind of known as the British Paris Hilton, although to Paris’s credit, I actually think Peaches is an even lazier and more talentless human being than Paris. These photos are notable because it seems Peaches has added a nose ring to her “look”. Because it’s 1995, I guess. Also, Peaches seems to be gaining weight rapidly, and she’s been getting a lot of criticism for that. CB theorized that Peaches is pregnant, but I don’t think she is. I think she’s just a bit chubby, and there are so many other things to criticize her for besides her weight. Like thinking she could pull off this bikini.

Either Peaches Geldof just doesn’t care or the grunge look is making a comeback. The socialite was snapped in Hollywood yesterday buying a new ring for her pierced nose and looked as though she’d had a fight with a jumble sale.

And while she may have guessed that her new body piercing would be main the talking point, it was actually her unflattering outfit that drew the most attention. And as she flaunted her new nose ring in her left nostril, she showed off a pair of silver earrings that also looked mismatched, with one bigger and longer than the other.

Her hair hung lankly round her shoulders and down her back, but it was hard to tell whether it was wet from the shower or she’d not been near shampoo for a few days.
Her male companion also sported a bizarre get-up with his bandana, string T-shirt and low-slung plum-coloured trousers.

Peaches is currently living in Hollywood to be nearer to her director boyfriend Eli Roth, 38.

The once-svelte London girl has come under lots of criticism lately for her weight gain, which appears to have happened since moving to LA. And her unflattering outfits seem to go from bad to worse, especially the bikini bandeau top/high-waisted shorts combo she wore this weekend while out for lunch with the same friend.

Her attire couldn’t be more different to her younger sister Pixie, who always leads the fashion pack with her chic yet unique style, leading to her being hailed as one of the young generation’s new style icons.

[From The Daily Mail]

Yes, but Pixie doesn’t have an A-List American boyfriend, does she? So whatever Peaches is doing, it’s working on Eli. But I can’t help but think again that Eli needs to get his head examined. It’s not even that I’m disturbed by the obvious discrepancy in hotness between the two of them – honestly, that’s refreshing, in a way, to see a hot guy with a completely average-looking girl. What bothers me is that Peaches doesn’t do anything. Sure, she’s a “writer” (what she writes in a month‘s time takes me 20 minutes). But mostly she just hangs out in LA, being Eli’s sullen, budget girlfriend.

Peaches Geldof on June 29, 2010. Credit: Bauer-Griffin.