– Carrie Underwood and Chase Crawford broke up via text message [Dlisted]
– Pics of Whitney Houston and Dionne Warwick at Muhammad Ali’s celebrity Fight night in Arizona [Bossip]
– George Clooney’s Leatherheads ultimately fails not for what it is, but for what it isn’t: A legitimate screwball comedy. But it still has John Krasinski in it, which means you should see it [Pajiba]
– When a waiter recognized porn star/former California gubernatorial candidate/Celebrity Rehab participant Mary Carey he promptly cut her off from any wine at his restaurant [Crazy Days & Nights]
– Britney Spears back to looking like a fug grandma while leaving Peppone restaurant in Brentwood [Celebslam]
– Ellen Page: New Voice of Disaffected Teens, Homeskillets [Websters is my Bitch]
– In disturbing news of the day, Cameron Diaz and Gerard Butler may be dating. [The Blemish]
– Miley Cyrus at Idol Gives Back 2008 [The Bastardly]
– Turns out this NKOTB reunion thing isn’t just a publicity stunt, and there’s a hokey single to prove it. The song, “Click, Click, Click,” is about the Kids getting aroused while taking pictures of women. “Pose for me,” they plead. The word “feenin’” is used [Mollygood]
– Tony Parker is vindicated after receiving X17’s apology for saying he cheated on Eva Longoria [In Case You Didn’t Know]
– Paris Hilton in Montreal doing some launch for her new shoe collection and partying at some club (Site NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
– Kate Moss has reportedly splashed out $180,000 on her own wedding ring [Hollywood Rag]
–Sharon Stone barely manages to keep her legs closed [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
– Javier Bardem Gets His Mack On and More [Agent Bedhead]
– A few more pics of Woody Harrelson’s naked ass… obviously a bit NSFW [CityRag]
– Ashlee Simpson’s new album “Bittersweet World” is already looking like a gigantic flop, and it hasn’t even hit the store shelves yet. [Yeeeah!]
– Pics of Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson TOGETHER in Newton, MA [Popsugar]
– Even though Lauren Conrad said Brody Jenner was scum in the last episode of The Hills, there are no hard feelings between the two of them. That makes sense [I’m Not Obsessed]
– Minnie Driver confirms that she’s due in August [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
– Hayden Panettiere seems to be scaring the crap outta a baby. Though to be fair, that expression would freak me out too [WWTDD]
– At Idol Gives Back last night, Mariah Carey posed in a tank top and jeans with a super flat stomach, little arms, a whittling waist, and not a trace of chubb. She claims it’s due to her trainer, but she also appeared 30 lbs lighter on her album cover, so I’m going with trick photographer [Lainey Gossip]
– Teri Hatcher looks to have put on a few pounds recently… she doesn’t appear as scary skinny as she usually does [The Skinny]
– Those rumors of a Shakira sex tape just won’t go away. I thought that was an April Fools joke? [Derek Hail]
– P. Diddy Sees Self As Black Sinatra [Best Week Ever]
– Hugh Hefner celebrates his 82rd birthday [The Circus Hour]
– In today’s Sydney Morning Herald, columnist Samantha Brett writes about the “Hollywood Freemale.” What the hell is a freemale, you ask? Read on [Jezebel]