Elisabetta Canalis dresses like Eminem in her downtime

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Here are some photos of Elisabetta Canalis shopping at the Milan Prada store. Do you think she’s using George Clooney’s credit card? I bet she is. Because I don’t believe that she’s racking in the money from her “acting” gigs. I bet she goes to George – as she’s clad in a thong – and says, “I want to go shopping! Gimme.” And he hands her his wallet. Anyway, can you believe Eli’s getup? She looks like an American rapper circa 1995. She looks like old-school Eminem – and you know she had an Eminem tattoo, right? LaineyGossip had that last year – the Eminem tatt was on her right upper arm, and she had it covered with that cheesy tribal thing.

Men’s beater tank. Light-wash, too baggy button-fly jeans. This is how she dresses in her down-time. This is how she dresses when she knows she’s going to be photographed by paparazzi. Beater tank, baggy jeans. And Prada. And George Clooney’s credit card. This woman… what the hell does she have on George? I thought she was on the way out, but she’s holding on. She must have something big on him.

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Elisabetta on July 3, 2010 in Milan. Credit: Bauer-Griffin.

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  1. Boombeeba says:

    If “she” cut her hair off it would totally prove my tranny theory… Google pics of this “chick” & notE how all the non photoshopped pics are so rough & mannish in the face, neck, arms…

  2. Maritza says:

    It looks like she is wearing George’s pants. I wouldn’t be surprised if she also has his underwear on. There is a wives tale that that’s a way of having a man under control maybe that explains it.

  3. Roma says:

    I actually love wearing baggy men’s jeans. But you have to balance out with a sexy top, not a beater tank.

    So where’s my Clooney?

  4. Beth says:

    I’ve seen pictures of her before and she usually doesn’t dress so bummy. Also from what I understand Elisabetta isn’t poor. She’s famous in Italy and makes a decent living there. I do think she has George’s card but she could probably afford it on her own.

  5. snowball says:

    She’s either got incriminating pictures, George is exhausted and old and tired of bimbo-switching so he’s just going to give in and let her noose him or he actually has feelings for her.

    Go ahead and toss a dart at a, b or c.

  6. Persistent Cat says:

    Didn’t a commentor recently note that she’s like the Two-Face woman from Seinfeld? Looks good at some angles and not in others. I had thought she was stunning but ew. No more.

    Can we discuss that shoe in the background? I’d sell my soul for it.

  7. lodi says:

    lei indossa pantaloni da donna, non da uomo! sono pantaloni sportivi! Io penso che usi la sua carta di credito non quella di G! Si sarebbe saputo, lei non ama farsi mantenere da un uomo! Solo non riesco a capire perchè lei prima curava il suo aspetto molto di più, e non ha un aspetto virile, è solo troppo magra! non riesco a capire perchè.

  8. bros says:

    yah those arent baggy jeans-they are some high fashion concept pants-you can see in the top picture some of her thigh showing through the folds-Id like to see what they actually look like since the pics only show half.

  9. new at this says:

    year 1 and still going strong! He’s gonna keep her! Boyfriend jeans are fine but they still have to fit your body,these don’t. She needs a different shirt.

  10. new at this says:

    In the picture where she is sitting down the jeans look like they are open between her legs? I hope that’s the seat cushion. I really don’t care about her. Give me some George!

  11. XYZ says:

    Whats the big deal about this uglish bitch? That shes banged by Clooney when hes hiding his gay side? Shes ugly. Period. I thought u could do better, George. CELINE BALITRAN back in the 90’s cant compare to this horseface.

  12. irena NL says:

    Clooney has a type. Brown hair and eyes. Earthy looking but not much else of interest in them. Her accent must be a turn on.

  13. Karen says:

    At a recent event hosted by another gossip blog, a red carpet celebrity photographer (not a pap) stated that George and Ely would be finished by September. If that turns out to be true, consider the Prada spending spree as part of her “working notice”.

    As Michael K would say, “Ely, get that money!”

  14. lodi says:

    io spero veramente finisca entro settembre (se prima, meglio!!!), non sopporto che voi americani insultiate così Elisabetta! Non è lesbica, non ha il viso da cavallo e soprattutto non ha comprato niente da Prada, se questo può rendervi meno astiosi verso di lei,

  15. Marjalane says:

    I think Clooney has an unending love for Cindy Crawford and this is as close as he can get, and she is the WAY low rent version. I also think Clooney is constantly searching for new and freakier sex- this chick seems to be a fine playmate for that.

  16. Lem says:

    that’s not a beater just sayin

  17. a says:

    if feel a little better about my posture now.

  18. Ka says:

    Again, isn’t this a man???

  19. jc126 says:

    The Popsugar link below has a headline “are you surprised GC and EC are still together?” and my answer is yes. She seems like a huge pain in the ass.

  20. VV says:

    Anyone seen her tattoo before she got it covered?

    It did read “Eminem”. Who gets a tattoo like that? Yeah never mind it’s already been established she’s a moron but still…

  21. MMW says:

    I don’t understand the hatred for this woman. She makes a perfect living in another country, we do not know whose credit card she was using, I find her perfectly fine: she doesn’t look like a plastic/silicone bimbo, and she can afford to wear baggy pants and still look good. What is the deal?

  22. Solveig says:

    This is one of the most mysoginist threads I’ve ever read, so bad it cames from a woman.
    Elisabetta has always been sort of a tomboy, and she earns enough money to buy most of the stuff a person can find in Via Montenapoleone.
    I still don’t get the hatred. Sometimes I think that most of you dislile her because she’s italian, I hope I’m wrong…

  23. Liana says:

    Anyone seen her tattoo before she got it covered?

    It did read “Eminem”. Who gets a tattoo like that? Yeah never mind it’s already been established she’s a moron but still…
    _________________

    The cover job is bad… you can still read “Eminem” through the crap.

    Meh, I have no hate for this woman. I neither want to get with Clooney or if I did, have any chance of getting with him, so more power to her.

  24. scotchy says:

    i don’t have any hate for this woman either,
    but come on she looks vulgar most of the time,and cannot act her way out of a paper bag.
    yucky she is just yucky.

  25. Nanea says:

    # 21, # 22:
    Making a living in Italy how? By posing with as little clothing as possible, right?

    Because that TRL job was only good for a few appearances before she was fired, her gigs at Italian reality shows don’t pay much. And I highly doubt that that made-for-TV Christmas movie will earn her a lot.

    But her family’s quite well off, she’s “dated” at least half a professional football team, and there were – as with the “girlfriend” before her (Sarah L) – rumors that she was an escort.

  26. StsPrsrvUs! says:

    She actually looks like a boy in that top photo. Maybe she’s setting the stage for her “coming out” party??

  27. Kitten says:

    I like her style ! Why do people asume that she’s useing his credit card ? So what if she is ! She and eminem would make a cute couple ( just kidding ) . If George dumps her , I hope she has a good career . If he dos’nt I hope that they have a happy life . I would love to see more of her in the tabloids ( what a character ) . At least she’s not boring . She’s always up to something . I like her screw you aditude . Lots of luck to you Eli ! I hope you take over the world . I like her better than George .

  28. cringe-worthy says:

    I definitely don’t believe she’s shopping with Clooney’s money, unless you count her Leverage paycheck as Clooney’s money. There was a story in the Italian press earlier this year about CanalAss’s brother being deep in debt and being sued. I’m starting to think that Clooney got her the Leverage gig as a compromise rather than just handing her money to bail out her brother. At any rate, a business deal is a business deal, and Clooney has no reason to hand over his personal funds to her. She is getting publicity and work out of this arrangement, and that’s as far as things go.

  29. MMW says:

    Nanea, if the problem with star/starlets is the people they bedded, their ugly tattoes and the way they make a living in that enviroment we may as well just hate them all… but for some reason she gets singled out…. so what’s the real deal here? I wonder like #22 if this is because she’s Italian?

  30. CA says:

    Elisabetta gets singled out because shes sleeping with George Clooney, has no talent (her acting on Leverage is BEYOND cringe-worthy), and wears pants that button down the seam with knee patches sewn on (look closely)

    @Solveig – How dare you insinuate that Queen Kaiser is a misogynist(you spelled it wrong tee hee)! She just hates talentless people with covered eminem tattoos…whats so wrong with that??..

  31. mik says:

    i thought the waitress was way better looking than this one. manly face.

  32. original kate says:

    trashy tats, and her face is not all that.

  33. cringe-worthy says:

    She gets singled out because she’s both arrogant and talentless. She repeatedly pulls stunts that she seems to think will actually fool people into believing she is some great beauty and/or actress, while at the same time she behaves disrespectfully towards truly beautiful and talented actresses, and I’m not referring to Aniston. Clooney had to pull her out of her chair to get her to stand during standing ovations at premieres and at the Oscars. Her people insulting commenters such as myself on blogs for months on end hasn’t earned her any points, either. She and her people refuse to accept that they’re not fooling the American public.

  34. new at this says:

    CA: Thank-you for solving the mystery of the open pant leg.

    People don’t hate her because she’s Italian, it’s because of her bad attitude. It would be nice if she were alittle bit humble and gracious for the opportunity that she has been given, especially when you want to be famous in a county that may not know you that well. It would be wise for her to act like a lady and put her best foot forward and prove to people including Georges fans that she is more then capable of such an opportunity that other people strive for many years to get. The best way for her to win peoples heart is to be gracious, kind,sweet and appreciative of these opportunities. If it were me, I would be very grateful and would want to make George proud of me!
    I know stars personal life is not our business but this goes to show that we really don’t know them as well as we think we do. They only let us see what they want us to see,when it works for their career and nothing more.
    I find it dissapointing that they want us to believe in their causes but their personal life is always questionable. I wish they would live that they preach.

    He is capable us so much more but is almost afraid to.

  35. OC lady says:

    Bad attitude? What attitude? I’ve never heard this women speak or do anything other than attend awards shows on Clooney’s arm. I don’t watch Leverage. It’s funny that she’s basically unknown (has she done any interviews at all?), and yet gets all these comments.

    Some of the comments are a bit much. She may not be your cup of tea but calling her a tranny? That’s nasty.

    I think the hate comes from either her dating Clooney and she seems like a free loader (which may not be true), or the comment she retweeted about the Aniston and Iggy Pop resemblance. Either way–it’s pretty funny.

  36. Mentok the Mind Taker says:

    And, yet again, one notices that Eli Roth has been nowhere to be seen…

  37. hannah says:

    because she’s italian? why would that be the reason people don’t like her? i’ve never heard anybody mention the fact that shes italian in their critique of this girl…am i missing something?

  38. snowbunny says:

    New at this, well said. Her attitude is a big turn off and it is apparent on the red carpet, etc. Her past is quite trashy and everyone wonders why George can’t find a classy intelligent woman, I am beginning to think he isn’t a classy, intelligent man, that is just the PR image he wants us to believe. She follows the PR track – publicity is good regardless if it is positive or negative. I always thought George was above the PR games, obviously I was wrong. Best of luck to the both of them.

  39. new at this says:

    Actions speak louder than words.

  40. jill says:

    I love it. I dress like that too.

  41. Electric says:

    OMG have you seen her in a bathing suit? And you still don’t know what clooney sees in her?

    Women want to like him so they paint a picture in their minds of him being a perfect gentleman, intelligent, kind, thoughtful.

    Ladies, he’s just a rich old horndog with a hot Italian girlfriend who is probably down with whatever he wants in the bedroom.

    Snap out of your fantasy.

  42. cringe-worthy says:

    Sorry Electric, but I didn’t see anything special about her bathing suit pics. She has a long torso with short legs, and her body has no shape. She always reminds me of Mariah Carey in her bathing suit pics as Mariah has that same long torso/short legs body type without much waist definition. The last set of pics were either Photoshopped or she had work done, as she looks different than in any of her previous bathing suit pics.

  43. Mia says:

    I so love the gossip and bad pics we get from this woman. Thank you, you ho bag, Mr. Clooney, for picking another winner.

    I’m not sure if lady looks like a dude, or dude looks like a lady.

    The prison tats belong on Sandra Bullock’s ex though. Tres butch.

  44. new at this says:

    I know what he sees in her physically, but we always tell people especially kids that physical appearance doesn’t matter, what about what she is like on the inside?
    if he doesn’t let her speak for herself how is she suppose to learn how to speak english fluently? and how are we suppose to get to know her? what are the causes she believes in? What does she like to do for fun? show us that you really want to be where you are.that she is having fun and she cares about the person she is with,and that they have something in common. I know he’s an adult and can do what ever he wants with whomever but I think a real genuine person who really cares about him would be nice. Not out for their on interest.He’s a smart man he know the game and how it’s played I just wish he didn’t play them. Be who you really truly are and we will accept him. If he doesn’t have anyone in his life when if comes time to promote his movies and walk the red carpets then so be it,live in honesty than a lie. you lose your credibility with you fans and people in general. I know this is Hollywood and this is how it’s done but it’s so obvious it’s starting to stink. We do not paint him as a perfect gentleman,kind or thoughtful the media and tabloid T.V. does that. By the way a genuine lady who really cared for him would know how to get down and dirty in the bedroom. You don’t have to be Italian to know how to do that. I have no fantacies about him I would like to see him genuinely happy and smiling and carefree like he use to be and should be.

  45. Ruffian9 says:

    Hamster face.

  46. alynn says:

    Hahaha agreed! Hamster face!
    she has a weird face, i don’t think she’s pretty! Not at all. u can do better than this Clooney!

  47. conmandrag says:

    When he dumped the escort from Vegas he said he had absolutely nothing in common with it, now that was honest.

  48. pablo says:

    If you were rich, hot and dating one of the most eligible bachelors in the world, who gives a rats ass what the public thinks. Thats why we are at home and they are out there. Suck that.

  49. pablo says:

    If you are rich, famous and hot, and happen to by the way date the most eligible bachelor in the world, who cares. It doesn’t matter. They live in a different world, she’s still hot even if someone won the wear my underwear sweepstakes. She makes a pair of skid marks hot.

  50. moocowhead says:

    I must be so naive because if he’s holding on to her for kinky sex – how kinky can you get?! What could one woman possibly be willing to do that others would not? I just can’t even imagine, maybe i’m just really boring in the sack.

  51. Cheyenne says:

    I don’t get the hate on her, either. She may not be a paragon but hell, neither is he. He’s good-looking and eligible and that’s about all he’s got going for him. They seem happy enough with each other for now, and later on, who knows?

  52. new at this says:

    I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. I know she is dating the most eligible bachelor and not to mention the most sexiest man alive time 2. I would date him too if I were her but I would do it with a lot more class.

  53. spotchecker says:

    good call #36 Mentok! probably a conspiracy. probably the French..

  54. spotchecker says:

    skanksta!..

  55. birdgherl says:

    proof she’s a beard?

  56. new at this says:

    sorry but could someone please tell me,what does beard and is it btw stand for thank-you. My question mark isn’t working.

  57. new at this says:

    Their are some pictures of them on Popsugar.

  58. cringe-worthy says:

    @new at this, the term beard is used to refer to fake girlfriends used by gay men to make them appear straight. I don’t believe Canalis is a beard, but some people do. I do believe this is a fake relationship, but I believe it is for publicity purposes and possibly as part of the Italian finance deals for The American and Leverage. A sensationalistic relationship sells lots of Italian rags, and that would pay for the financing the Italian companies have provided.

  59. new at this says:

    @ cringeworthy. Thanks, could you also tell me why someone who has lots of their own money and has paid for their own movies to be made by themselves, ie Good Night and Good Luck. Why G. didn’t pay for it himself.

  60. spotchecker says:

    i finally figured out exactly what was bothering me about the ‘she’s Italian’ issue that so many of her defenders were bringing up – do i have an issue with it? you bet i do.
    it’s that i think here in america we have plenty of perfectly employable skanks, and that we don’t need to use anyone else’s skanks. american jobs [?..or whatever one calls what they ‘do’] for american skanks!! a little patriotism, GC. outsourcing is for republicans. [oh snap!]

  61. cringe-worthy says:

    @new at this, I don’t know. Maybe because there would be no personal financial risk by not financing the movie and show himself. It’s understandable that he’d want to choose an alternative to personal financial risk if there were another option available. The finance theory is something I’ve put together based on various pieces of information. Logically, it makes sense in that the Italian companies would make money and the movie and TV show would receive needed financing with no financial risk to Clooney. On the surface, it seems like a win-win, oh except of course there’s that sticky matter of giving up his personal life for a specified length of time.

  62. sonola trip says:

    @ new at this

    Clooney didn’t finance GNGL with his own money. He had investors. I remember him in an interview describing a meeting he had with someone during the filming of Syriana, asking them to finance GNGL. As I recall, Clooney said the meeting was successful, the person was pleased with his pitch, and gave him the cash he needed.

    Even with his painful neck injury and while still busy filming Syriana (and while on location no less), Clooney was trying to find financing for GNGL. He doesn’t finance his own films exclusively. Very few people are ever able to do that.

  63. new at this says:

    @ spotckecker LOL you always make me laugh. @ cringeworthy you are both wise and thoughtful,I will try to learn from you! @ sonola-trip Thank-you for your imput! you guys/girls are just great