Ashlee Simpson’s new album isn’t even out yet, and it looks set to be a flop. What’s a girl to do? Get engaged and sell those wedding pictures. If that doesn’t push up sales, then the next step is to push out a baby.
Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson are officially engaged:
“We know there has been a lot of speculation recently about Pete and I and we wanted our fans to be the first to know, because you guys are the best. Yes, we are thrilled to share that we are happily engaged. Thank you for all of your support and well wishes – it means the world to us. We consider this to be a very private matter, but we wanted you to hear it straight from us.”
– Ashlee and Pete
Emo girls the world over have even more reason to be sad.
Congratulations to the couple, who have not set a wedding date. The couple started dating in late 2006, and speculation has been rife that they would tie the not since about four days after they started dating.
Just remember Pete – when you marry a girl like Ashlee, her whole family comes in the package. That includes Jessica Simpson, Mama Tina Simpson and Papa Joe Simpson. Are you ready for this? Although I consider that another Newlyweds reality show is unlikely.
The couple did not comment on the pregnancy rumors that surfaced in February after Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson made a silly video blog that showed Ashlee with a fake pregnant belly.
Ashlee and Pete are shown on 2/23/08 before one of Ashlee’s shows at LAX nightclub at Luxor, thanks to PRPhotos.
Uhm no. Little boys who think depression and angst are sexy are not mature enough to tie the knot. And I don’t give a rat’s ass how old these two are biologically, I have yet to hear they express a thought or do anything that would imply they are adults. They are both stuck on 16.
Although I don’t listen to their music (kinda a trash/death metal girl), these two actually seem in love & very supportive of eachother. But what do I know. I’ve been divorced for 14 years (can’t seem to rebuild my trust in men – they look so normal on the outside but who the hell knows what’s on th inside). But to anyone who can find love I wish them the best.
He needs a hair cut! Congrats!
They seem like a loving, down-to-earth couple and I wish them all the best!
When you’re living in a loft above a crackhouse, surviving on ramen noodles, dodging the repo service trying to make off with your car, and siphoning gas out of your neighbor’s gremlin just to make it to your next gig, being a depressed singer is edgy and even ‘artistic’.
When you make more money in a week than I see all year, get comped meals everywhere you go, get to travel all over the globe at will, the best medical psychological care money can buy, dating a similarly uber-rich ultra poser, and you’re STILL depressed… well, you’re a fucking douche, and you deserve all the scorn we can heap on you.
So Pete, planning any more trips to Best Buy?
I thought Ashlee already had a pussy, so why is she marrying one ?
Sasha, I so love your comments 🙂
Oh vomit. I don’t mind Pete so much but that hypocritical poser bitch makes me want to pull my hair out
oh how sweet, but which of them is going to wear the wedding dress?
Oh, they are SO going to do a reality show. I bet Papa Simpson already has the contract ready…UGH!
And THIS is news?
Who cares?