Oh. My. GOD. These are new photos of my boyfriend Gerard Butler on the set of his new film, Machine Gun Preacher. It’s also called “Gerard Butler looks like half the dudes I went to high school with, twenty years later.” Mullet? Check. Harley-Davidson shirt (with the sleeves torn out)? Check. Gut? Check. Moobs? Check. No definition in his big arms? Check. But, as CB so wisely remarked, “I bet you’d still hit it.” And I would. I would make it take a shower first, but I would hit it, and hit it hard. I would hit it with Lynyrd Skynyrd’s “Freebird” playing loudly, to drown out the sound of motorcycles revving and my sobs of having a piece of greasy mullet fall into my mouth.
He just looks like such a dirt bag. Why am I still attracted to him? He’s done enough – PLENTY – to get on my sh-t list. But I can’t quit the Butler. Not even when he looks like this. UGH, there’s something wrong with me. I want him so badly!!!
Thanks to Dlisted for the heads up!
When i clicked on this post I literally LOL’d! He looks hilarious! BUT STILL YUMMY. I get it Kaiser: mullet, male whore, scary swim trunks….ALL OF IT…whatever.
Oh, this look is hilarious!!!!!!!!!!
Ewwwwww.
He had a few, brief hot moments a while back, but whatever nice memories I had of that have been completely erased.
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I don’t care if it’s only for a movie, this is just wrong on so many levels. His image is already down in the dumps.
Ahhh haa haa haa haaa …he used to look like a combo of Russell Crowe and my plumber but now he looks like how that Zach Braff from Scrubs would look in 15 years after DOING 15 years.
well just make sure when you hit it you stay on top…something tells me he wouldn’t be able to hold himself up
WOW, just wow. Aniston probably thanking her lucky stars their showmance is over, lol
disgusting
I question every woman who would go with this guy. Ughh
This must be for a movie with the double styled just like him. He’s not my type anyway.
It’s for the movie lol
it’s ok. i have the same problem with sean bean — doesn’t matter if he’s currently smelly, mangy, squishy, saying stupid misogynistic things, or incapable of getting of haircut that isn’t an offense against good taste, i’d still hit it until it begged me to stop.
bizzy – yes! Sean Bean is another one, where the grosser he looks, it’s like he’s even naughtier and more gross/hot.
I just don’t know.. but man he is making a lot of movies.. back to back..This is what his 3rd movie made this year.
Well I guess it is work while you can. I guess he is supposed to look doughy..Is this a comedy or an action..
I’ve never been turned on by GB to begin with.
Umm…. I know it may be off topic..but it’s Lynyrd Skynyrd, not Lynyrd Skinner.
Well, GB must be doing his job well. He looks exactly as he is supposed to for the role at this point of Sam Childer’s life. A dirty, jailbird of a biker.
So i just had to explain boisterous laughter coming from my office. Thanks.
No! UNSEE!!!!
Never was…never will be. Eww
Ummm…NO! LOL He was so HOT in 300. I mean, he is the same guy from 300, right, unless I’m wrong,lol. He is looking like Billy Ray Cyrus in the early 90s! LMAO
Even blindfolded, in a black out, with a bag over its head, after drinking 3 bottles of Patron, I STILL wouldn’t hit it.
Is it just me, or does his stunt double look a helluva lot like John Corbett??
Omg, when I first saw the header pic my immediate reaction was “Billy Ray Cyrus???”
If he had a few gray streaks he would look like a bunch of guys I waited on when I was a waitress. Hope the movie is a success.
Where’s sexy Gerard?
I also see Billy Goat Cyrus, 1992.
Duran Duran hair, 1982.
Silver man jewelry and Harley shirt, 1972.
At this rate it’ll be a long while to get back the abs and face that fought the Persians at Thermopylae, 480 BC.
It’s all pretty hilarious. Cute pic with the double. You could sort of make a sandwich…
“I would hit it with Lynyrd Skynyrd’s “Freebird” playing loudly”
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ha ha ha ha ha! OMG, I’m wetting my pants laughing! Thanks for the ROFL.
He looks like everyman in my redneck town. *sigh* I need to escape from here, soon.
I am dying of laughter on this one. HOLY crap you made me laugh. Too funny. I’m right with ya -love the GB -even if he TOTALLY looks like Billy Goat Cyrus circa 1992.
this is filming 10 minutes down the highway from me, in detroit. i must go see this up close and personal. managed to do it when eastwood was here so i’m sure this will be a piece of cake…
I am sooo glad that technology hasn’t yet advanced to the point where computer monitors are scratch and sniff.
okokok… it’s for a movie…. he’s STILL disgusting!!!
my my.. he looks like a gangsta grandpa.
Kaiser, you could be his biker bitch..just awesome.
no
Wrong on so many levels….. And whoever finds it hot and would hit LOOKING LIKE THAT needs serious therapy lol……
HAHAHA, this is all kinds of wrong, but he IS in character….
Gerry looks the part. Can’t wait for the movie.
Honestly, he needs to work out those arms.
Yeah, it’s ‘Lynyrd Skynyrd’/’Free Bird’all the way-lmao!
The last time I found him “hot” was when he was in BBC’s The Jury(2002). He could actually act back then.
Yuck. I wouldn’t touch that with a 10 foot barge pole. Sorry Kaiser! 😆
Is that a little muffin top i see in the first pic?
OMG popcorny, I thought the same thing! He looks like a run down Zach Braff, totally.
I don’t get the Butler appeal even on his good days… I’m just not into the rugged men I guess. James Marsden is my Hollywood weakness, sigh…
You know what it is, Kaiser… once you’ve seen Gerard in 300 there is no going back. He could look like the offspring of a brother and sister from bumf**k Kentucky with the greasy looking mullet and beer gut, but if he asked me to strip naked, lay on a table and strategically place chicken wings and fried pork rind over my body for his dining pleasure I’d get the freak on. Maybe it’s his accent? or that he just oozes man-sexyness regardless of what he looks like. Even when he was fluffy and showing off his moobs…yep, I still would have tapped that.
I love the long hair on Gerard, reminds me of the movie “The Jury”(one of his best) This hair is not a mullet! Mullets have very short hair on top, and long in back.
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww it’s almost a mullet!
I think the sexy part about Gerard Butler is actually his attitude. He always looks like saying “I don’t care. Just bring it on.” This man is fearless!
MULLET MULLET MULLET!!!! I’m sorry but wow I haven’t seen a mullet like that in years!
he’s awesome , no matter what. and i think a shower experience with him would be mindblowing. just how a regular guy should look like YEAH
Still hot. This man can’t “un-hot” no matter what he does.
::Huge sigh:: Doesn’t matter what the man looks like for the part…the lust rolls on.
Keep in mind that the story of the original Machine Gun Preacher didn’t just happen in the last couple of years…he’s been around for a while, and it’s entirely possible this part of the film is set 15-20 years ago, so this “look” G-Man is sporting is appropriate for the time period. Those of us old enough to remember the 80’s will understand. Remember Aaron Eckhart in “Erin Brockovich”? Totally biker-dirty and yet somehow still hot.
Same thing here with Gerry.
oh my god gerry is so damn gorgeous. I love the long hair. Lordy,lordy.
I agree with J. at #48 completely! It is the attitude first and foremost. I also agree with Kaiser. I can’t quit The Butler…no way, no how.
All he’d have to do is *talk to me*, no amount of mullet can take away from the power of the accent.
We saw him on the trailer park set Monday and Tuesday and he is awesome. He even asked us jokingly what we thought about the mullet! Personally, I think he’s fabulous looking for this Sam Childers character. What I love about Gerry is that he doesn’t give a damn what people think about him…how original! He came over and gave us a hug and he smelled wonderful….not smelly or greasy like so many say!!! He’s playing a character…give him some slack!
Nothing can make Gerard Butler
“not-hot”. He is the most manly man
around. He oozes sexiness and sex
appeal. He is GORGEOUS in the true
sense of the word. The word sexy was
invented just for this man.
He is totally in form for the part he
is playing in this movie. You have to
blame wardrobe and stylists for their
interpretation of this character.
Gerry always personifies his roles.
He IS Sam Childers at the time he is
portraying him.
Can’t wait for this movie. A true story
of a true hero portrayed by the BEST
actor the world has to offer right now,
Mr. Gerard James Butler. Mr gorgeous.
Mr Talent. Mr Charisma. Mr Intelligence. Mr. Wonderful.
He looks like he stinks. Sorry my little lemon couldnt handle the smell.
I love Gerard Butler. He is a very down to earth great guy. He is the sweetest, most likable person anyone who comes in contact with him. He is not like other actors who think they are untouchable. He is just a well rounded wonderful person. I am truly grateful to one day meet him.
I think Gerard Butler is great just great.He is very talented,very handsome,and he is what Hollywood fantasies are all about