Hide your Blackberries, cell phones, and nail implements, Foxy Brown is getting out of jail. Those eight months just flew by for the rest of us in Brooklyn who had this fleeting feeling of safety. Now I’m going to be looking over my shoulder everywhere I go, fearful that I have somehow managed to piss off Foxy Brown and she’s going to attack me with whatever happens to be in her hand at the time. Foxy has completed her sentence for a probation violation, and is about to be back into the world.

Foxy Brown is finally out of the foxhole. After serving eight months in prison for violating probation, the rapper will be released on April 18, according to her manager, Chaz Williams.

Williams told Billboard that Foxy, real name Inga Marchand, “did every single minute of her bid in jail, and she did it under the most severe conditions. They had her under continuous lockdown just because she is a celebrity. They were trying to break her spirit.” Once out, Brown is rumored to have a possible reality TV show in the works and her album, Brooklyn’s Don Diva, is also set to be released on May 13.

Brown’s legal troubles may not be over, though. She’s due back in court on May 5 in on assault charges over an incident in which Brown allegedly threw a Blackberry at her neighbor. She also has battery and obstruction of justice charges pending against her in Florida.

[From OK! Magazine]

Wow, the most severe conditions. That’s terrible. How dare they keep her on lockdown when she’s attacked other inmates and prison guards? Don’t they know she’s Foxy Brown? She’s allowed to beat you down whenever she feels like it. But don’t you dare keep her isolated in her cell to protect everyone else’s safety, because that means you’re trying to break her spirit. I don’t think it occurs to Chaz Williams that the penal system probably has bigger things to think about than Foxy Brown and breaking her spirit. Bite a guard: stay in your cell. The same rule applies to everyone else in jail.

The odds seem pretty good that Foxy will end up back in jail for at least one of the two charges she’s still facing. Hopefully that’ll keep the rest of us safe from flying cell phones and personal emailing devices for another few months.