– Lance Bass is missing the whole point of dating. The point of dating is to be seen with someone that is at least twice as hot as your last boyfriend [Dlisted]
– Two parents were fighting over which GANG their 4 year old should belong to, and one of them ended up getting arrested. Absolute true story [Bossip]
– Sex and Death 101 is a lazy, stupid, overlong, deliriously unfunny, spectacularly bland embarrassment [Pajiba]
– Photos from the Billboard Latin Music Awards [Celebslam]
– Looking as good as Paula Abdul doesn’t come easy. In fact, perfecting the Abdullian visage requires nearly a third of your entire day and the steady troweling hand of a brickmason [Yeeeah!]
– Cameron Diaz graced the cover of W Magazine for their May edition. You can’t help but think about what Kate Hudson just said though about how heavily photoshopped they all are [I’m Not Obsessed]
– Vanessa Minnillo strikes a stupid pose; supposedly she and Nick Lachey not breaking up [The Bastardly]
– Pam Anderson among celebrities invited to the White House dinner. That’s a truly frightening thought [In Case You Didn’t Know]
– Britney Spears doing what we assume she does all day: smoking in her backyard (Site NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
– Simon Cowell says he finds ‘American Idol’ “mind-numbingly boring”. The 48-year-old music mogul admits he finds judging contestants on the US reality TV show so tedious he can’t hide his true feelings. [Hollywood Rag]
– A frightening photo of Amy Winehouse’s thigh. She’s back to skin and bones [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
– Who knew? New Kids On The Block: A Cure For Autism? [Agent Bedhead]
– Serena Williams hit Miami beach yesterday after after defeating Jelena Jankovic to win her fifth Sony Ericsson Open title [The Blemish]
– Boy George Bush: Close your eyes and picture this image when Bush-shit brings you down, it really helps for a minute [CityRag]
– Extra good random celeb photos [Crazy Days and Nights]
– Shia LaBeouf hit an all-time low on the hair meter yesterday, but don’t worry — it wasn’t his own doing. The star got suited up and gelled down for his newest film, New York, I Love You [Popsugar]
– Julia Roberts’ youngest son Henry Moder, 9-months, was spotted with his mommy leaving their Gramercy Park home today [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
– According to the National Enquirer, Britney Spears has been shopping a reality show that will follow her around. Just in case she wanted to make sure she never has a decent career again [WWTDD?]
– Best headline of the day: Sandy Bullock Giggles Uncomfortably to Obscure the Fact She Wants to Gnaw on Ryan Reynold’s Ass [Websters is my Bitch]
– David took Posh to the Laker game last night and they showed off their signature move – he likes to slip his hand onto her thigh and hold it there. [Lainey Gossip]
– Kate Walsh Candids. I think she’s sort of horsey looking, but apparently everyone else disagrees [The Skinny]
– Stacy Dash is 42 Years Old. This blows my freakin’ mind [Derek Hail]
– Overenthusiastic Anchor Uses Vanilla Ice Abuse Story To Show Off “Ice Ice Baby” Rap Skills [Best Week Ever]
– J.K. Rowling almost gets a major nip slip [The Circus Hour]
– Eminem has been confirmed to play at Nelson Mandela’s 90th birthday bash this summer. Does anyone else find this super odd? [Mollygood]
– 8-Year-Old In Yemen Takes Abusive 30-Year-Old Husband To Court, And Wins [Jezebel]