I think I forgot that Avril Lavigne made her choice for the eternal question, “Which loser-douche do I bone after my divorce?” She’s already been through Brandon Davis, Wilmer Valderrama, some other heir (to the Dole fortune) and now she’s with Brody Jenner. Can I just say – even though I totally hate Avril, I kind of admire that she goes through men like tissues. It’s interesting, because you wouldn’t think she had that much going on just to look at her. Maybe she’s great in bed. If that’s the case, and she’s really cool in person or something (HA), then she could do way better than Brody Jenner. Just sayin’. But, whatever, they’re in love. And now Brody is trying to talk her into doing a reality show about their love.
Brody Jenner has been pitching a reality show about his new romance — now he’s just got to convince his girlfriend, Avril Lavigne, to co-star! According to an insider, Brody, 26, is determined to increase his C-list level of fame, and he thinks dating Avril, 25 — in front of America — is the way to do it.
“Brody came up with the idea for a reality show, and he’s begging Avril to do it,” her pal tells In Touch. “She’s in love with him, but isn’t sure about it, yet she doesn’t want to tell him no.”
Brody and Avril have been seen together since February — soon after his split with Playboy model Jayde Nicole and her separation from husband Deryck Whibley.
[From In Touch Weekly]
Would you like to see Avril do a reality show? It might be funny for a second. I’ve seen Avril in interviews and stuff, and she’s pretty full of herself and obsessed with her own bad-assness. Brody just seems like… meh. Is that a good combo for reality television? It would only be funny if Avril kept banging every dude she met and we actually got to see her scrap with people like Lindsay Lohan. And even then, I would only watch a couple of episodes.
Dear God,
Please no.
Sincerely,
M
I do not want to see Jenners, Kardashians, Lavigne’s or anyone else in reality shows. No more reality shows! We just got rid of The Hills and that Jon and Kate crap, let the reality show die a death NOW!
i don’t get them at all. & wouldn’t watch that even if nothing else was on.
He isn’t dumb..he’s seen what reality-crapfests have done for his step sisters.
Now if he can get Avril to pee on him on tape, he’ll be set!
The only ones I watch have to do with cooking (Top Chef) or travel (Amazing Race, anything on Discovery/Animal Planet) but please. God. no. I am Canadian and I’m embarassed that her 15 minutes aren’t up yet.
Avril is 25?? She looks 14!
I would turn on the TV but it’s so embarrassing
To see all the other people I don’t know what they mean
And it was magic at first when they spoke without sound
But now this world is gonna hurt you better turn that thing down
-jack johnson
They are just such a bizarre couple.
I’m embarassed to admit I might give the reality show a “day in court”.
Kudos Avril for looking exactly like u did when I was in 7th grade, without looking like some plastic cat woman ie Megan Fox/ Kim Kardash…
What is with those stupid damn glasses and hat?? And what is it about her that makes me want to slap them off her face? She seems to bring out the rage in me…maybe I need more coffee
I’m sick of reality shows about couples or families, there is nothing real about them everything is planned and fake. I hate how these fake shows are substituting good programs and limiting job offers to really good actors and actresses.
she has the phoniest smile i’ve ever seen, and her snotty attitude makes me want to punch her in her simpering face.
She’s too dumb to understand he’s using her.
@ bubbs: I just had to add a verse from my favorite Jack Johnson song to match ya.
Oh, you win, it’s your show now
So what’s it gonna be
Cause people will tune in
How many train wrecks do we need to see
Before we lose touch of
We thought this was low
Well, it’s bad, getting worse so
Where’d all the good people go ?
Does anyone in this famewhoring family actually hold a real normal job? Like a go-to-the-office kind of job where you get up to the alarm clock, slap on a suit or a pair of Dockers, say hi to the boss and clock out at 5?
WTF? At least The Unholy Trio’s father was a lawyer and actually worked and Bruce did his thing. What do these waste of space children do (yeah, I know, they have that moronic store, and we all know, E! set that up for them)?
Brody doesn’t have two brain cells to rub together, I suppose he’s hoping to ride the Kardassian fame wave as long as E!’s willing to pay up and if he convince Spanky there to go along with him, all the better. She’s just dumb enough to do it.
I recently watched reruns of The Hills and he is a huge douche , and gossip, and Jerk etc, etc, and that Jade girl he was with.. OMG her face is frozen she looks like a sort of young Joan Rivers.. He is an idiot and a man whore.. no opinion on her shes just blah
thanks to all the morons out there who made the kardassians, hogans et al shows a roaring success, we can expect more and more of this shit on tv. i think i’ll just cancel my cable now.
At least she’s talented and cute.
I still don’t get why people wear those glasses and think they’re cute????!!!??
They just make everyone look stupid.
They’re pretty much how you can spot a trend whore within 2 seconds.
I really hope they don’t. I think that Avril should focus on her upcoming album(11/19/10) to come out, and Brody should focus on whatever he’s doing.
@ Scorpiogal, it’s her annoying smile that makes you want to slap her. That’s what does it for me. And her “I’m so bad ass” attitude.
Isn’t he the one that was dating Paris?
What better does she have to do? What does this girl do besides promote Acne face wash? nothing
seriously, they just exude stupidity.
I did not make the above comment, btw.
I wish I could get away with wearing huge lenses like that. Think of the size of the bifocal spot! I want some.
Avril is such a cutie, still looking all young and stuff, LUCKY! LOL And even if she still dresses like a teen, it’s cute, at least she doesn’t dress like a skank. She sets a good example to be dressed punk and covered up, unlike that other Taylor Momsen girl. I’d let my daughter dress like Avril in these pics, ya. Avril should be the one in Material Girl ads…teen or not, she’s too cool.
What is with the 1980’s glasses?
Do people watch those shows? Really?
Serena, please you know better she’s not talented; she’s a complete studio creation google her bio and discography; She’s an insult to real punk rockers that would be justified in puking on her and her no talent boyfriend. What person with any taste would admit they went to an Avril Lavigne concert. She needs to stay with the Proactive ads – they highlight how useless and fake she is.
Fame is Brodys main interest in her , he was talking about a new show with his friends just a month after he started going out with her .
He is a loser and she has no career left
Small town girl’s first experience with the big city. Hopefully she will look back on this and realize how tacky this was. The Jenner part I mean
I can’t stand Brody Jenner. He is such a weasle. He weasled his way on to the Hills. Slept with or dated every single person on the show.
I can not understand for the life of me how that kept going on for so long and he is absolutely disrespestful too. Get a job, I am sick of all these reality whores. Brody is the biggest!! Ughh
Jover, you have no idea what are you talking about. Avril Lavigne is one of the most talented woman in the music industrie. She can sing live, write songs, play guitar and piano. People going to her concerts, because they like good music. She has never called herself punk.