– Alicia Keys claims that gangsta rap was actually created by the US Government. Asked why the government would do that, she replied it was designed to “convince black people to kill each other” [Crazy Days and Nights]
– Robert Downey Jr. Lost The Beard. And it was not a good decision [Dlisted]
– Mel B was spotted leaving Barry’s Boot Camp in West Hollywood today. Something is seriously wrong here, but we can’t quite figure it out. [Bossip]
– Sarah Jessica Parker’s Smart People is tepid and barely believable [Pajiba]
– For roughly the billionth time in her life, Sienna Miller went topless, this time yesterday in Malibu [Celebslam]
– Pictures of Pink in a polka-dot bikini and sun hat with her new man in Malibu over the weekend. [Yeeeah!]
– Keira Knightley and her boyfriend Rupert Friend have decided to get serious. The couple is looking at buying an £2million house in the Knotting Hill district of London [I’m Not Obsessed]
– Marisa Miller Promotes Victoria’s Secrets Swim Line in Miami [The Bastardly]
– Brittany Snow has made a student’s dreams come true, by giving the broke teenager her homecoming dress to wear at her high school prom. [In Case You Didn’t Know]
– Mila Kunis Lookin’ Good at her Movie Premiere (Site NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
– Heidi Montag premieres of her new fashion line ‘Heidiwood’ for Anchor Blue at the Highland Center Central Courtyard in Hollywood. She had her turd boyfriend Spencer Pratt on hand to slip her the tongue and flowers [Hollywood Rag]
– David Hasselhoff is not dead yet. And he’s wearing a shirt that proves it [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
– Pete Doherty Unleashes His Inner Drama Queen [Agent Bedhead]
– At a recent party, Amy Winehouse was supposedly snorting lines of coke in the presence of a 17-year-old kid and at the same time, whining that if she doesn’t quit, she might lose her looks and the love of her husband [The Blemish]
– Kate Moss is the new face of Agent Provocateur’s bridal collection. In clever twist Kate will play a bride who has a “last minute change of heart”… Kate Says “I Do” [CityRag]
– Justin Long and Drew Barrymore Are Adorably Normal [Popsugar]
– The National Enquirer claims that Connor Cruise, 13, (Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman’s son) has landed his first movie role – playing Will Smith’s son in the, The Trial of the Chicago 7 [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
– Miley Cyrus and her emotionally stunted 21-year-old best friend Mandy Jiroux have done an elaborate remake of the Madonna/Justin Timberlake video for “4 Minutes” [WWTDD]
– Madonna said in a radio interview last week that her husband Guy Ritchie went through a period of not wanting to have sex because he was on “The Cookie Diet,” in which the dieter is supposed eat nothing but four cookies a day for three weeks straight. [Webster’s is my Bitch]
– Here is some proof that you don’t need to be stick-thin in Hollywood in order to look gorgeous and healthy… Jordin Sparks was spotted at the Vision East Expo for Revolution Eye wear event on Saturday. [The Skinny]
– Why does Sophie Monk always look like she just ran through a slip-n-slide filled with Olive Oil? [Derek Hail]
– Senator Hillary Clinton taking a whiskey shot a recent campaign stop. Right after this picture was taken, she hopped on top of the bar and did a strip tease to “Coal Miner’s Daughter” [Best Week Ever]
– Paris Hilton pimping hair extensions [The Circus Hour]
– Brody Jenner, raffle prize and little else, has declared he supports Barack Obama for President. “[Obama’s] just cool!” Jenner told E! last night. “I mean, he’s young and I think people would take us more seriously with Iraq and everything … ” Something tells me this is an endorsement Obama would rather not have [Mollygood]
– Babysitting Drives Amy Winehouse To Drink [Jezebel]