– Is Beyonce about to retire? Everyone seems to think so [Dlisted]
– After suffering from chest pains last week, Toni Braxton will sit out the entire month of April to recuperate from an undisclosed illness [Bossip]
– The Visitor is a beautiful and soaring confirmation of everything that’s best about people and the ways they come together in times of trouble and trial [Pajiba]
– A little something for the ladies: Michael Caine in Miami Beach [Celebslam]
– Ashlee Simpson Not Pregnant? Who the hell knows [Yeeeah!]
– Snoop Dogg Has A Crush On LeAnn Rimes. Huh. [I’m Not Obsessed]
– Shanna Moakler @ 2008 Miss USA After Party [The Bastardly]
– Robert Downey Jr. credits his wife Susan with his success battling drugs, insisting their relationship helped him finally conquer his longterm addictions [In Case You Didn’t Know]
– Avril Lavigne Getting Hot and Heavy in the Park. Somehow this looks very staged to me (Site NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
– Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt reportedly let their children eat ice cream for breakfast [Hollywood Rag]
– Sienna Miller loses her top. Yes again. You’d think she wants it to fall off or something [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
– Vanity Fair magazine has named its May 2008 bombshell — Kristin Bell of the now defunct Veronica Mars [Agent Bedhead]
– Britney Spears might release her video diaries either online or through MTV. The 26-year-old singer has been recording her ordeals for the past six months. In it, she talks about her family, friends, exes and Christina Aguilera. A truly frightening thought [The Blemish]
– Britney Spears Drinking and Driving. And this time it’s a good thing. [CityRag]
– The French National Assembly passed the bill that would make it illegal for anyone — including fashion magazines, advertisers and Web sites — to publicly incite extreme thinness [Crazy Days and Nights]
– Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony take a post-baptism night off last night and dine at hot spot the Waverly Inn in NYC [Popsugar]
– More than ever before, tabloids and blogs are paying top dollars for those first photos of celebrity babies. Forbes.com compiled a list of the most expensive celebrity baby photos over the last decade – and they didn’t look at photos that sold for less than $500,000 [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
– Taylor Swift is the big winner at the Country Music Awards [WWTDD]
– Christina Ricci Fiercely Destroys Cars with Sharp Body Contours [Websters is my Bitch]
– With a Mother Like This… You still like Hayden Panettiere’s chances of NOT becoming Lindsay Lohan? [Lainey Gossip]
– Sophie Monk Goes To Yoga. I swear, you never see that woman in anything but workout gear [The Skinny]
– Isn’t Alessandra Ambrosio Pregnant or Something? [Derek Hail]
– Beverly Hills Chihuahua features fifty chihuahuas in dramatic chihuahua poses. Aaaaaaand The Voting For The 2008 Oscars Has Just Been Closed [Best Week Ever]
– New Yorkers Harassed In The Name Of Juno [Mollygood]
– Whoa: Jessica Alba’s Beginning To Bust Out [Jezebel]