– Joel Madden returned from touring in Europe, but his stop through home was just to pick up Nicole and Harlow en route to NYC for a show tonight. Awwwww [PopSugar]
– Naomi Campbell claims that British Airways is begging her back, but she wants nothing to do with them. Keep dreaming [Dlisted]
– Diddy’s ’super girl group” Danity Kane arrived at TRL studios yesterday in NYC and apparently Aubrey O’Day left her bra and/or pasties at home [Bossip]
– Are Chaste Stars Just Marketing the Madonna-Whore Complex? [Deceiver]
– Dermot Mulroney’s The Memory Keeper’s Daughter suffers from lazy writing [Pajiba]
– David Beckham has a wandering eye. If the hundreds of Botox shots hadn’t taken away Posh’s ability to express emotion, she would definitley frown at this picture. [Celebslam]
– Evan Rachel Wood and Marilyn Manson have merged into one [I’m Not Obsessed]
– Audrina Patridge was a Smoker [The Bastardly]
– Jenna Bush talks about her wedding [In Case You Didn’t Know]
– Bill O’Reilly Goes After Bill Maher – with video (Site NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
– John Mayer has been spotted “getting really close” to Pussycat Dolls star Nicole Scherzinger. Gross [Hollywood Rag]
– The Sun has acquired the first pictures of Pete Doherty in jail and he doesn’t look like he is enjoying it at all. At least now we have proof he is finally doing some jail time [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
– Jodie Marsh Goes All Jeckyll and Hyde [Agent Bedhead]
– The Hoff hits on the ladies [The Blemish]
– John Mayer’s added a full sleeve to his extensive collection of tattoos [CityRag]
– Michelle Rodriguez Only Has Bathroom Sex. And frankly, I don’t find that odd [Crazy Days and Nights]
– Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin’s son Moses “Likes His Independence” [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
– Susan Sarandon attended the premiere of The Life Before Her Eyes last night in New York and displayed some giant knockers. Not to sound like a 12-year-old boy. But that’s really the only accurate way you can put it [WWTDD]
– Heidi Montag has said that she will not be appearing in the upcoming The Hills movie, as she feels this is beneath a superstar of her caliber. [Websters is my Bitch]
– Emmy Rossum is looking very thin at the 14th Annual City Harvest Practical Magic Ball last night [Lainey Gossip]
– Is Paris Hilton slimming down? She was spotted at the Crystal Nightclub in London last night, looking quite skinny in a shoulder-baring red dress [The Skinny]
– Jenna Jameson has Idiotic Tattoos [Derek Hail]
– The 2008 Shirtless Steve Harvey Wall Calendar [Best Week Ever]
– Pearls of wisdom from Bai Ling [The Circus Hour]
– The Sex and the City Girls Can’t Even Get Together on a Magazine Cover [Mollygood]
– Fergie Ruins Victoria Beckham Disguise With Hideous Purse [Jezebel]