Yesterday, Us Weekly released part of their epic cover story, which is basically a series of excerpts from Andrew Morton’s new unauthorized biography of Angelina. The online article was all about how Angelina’s mom Marcheline “abandoned” her right after Marcheline and Jon Voight split up. It all seemed very cheap. But Us Weekly also teased something I had never heard before: that Angelina might have had a little something with Leonardo DiCaprio. Now Crushable has a few more excerpts and they are… disappointing. No sexy details about Leo-Angie bedroom knife play, just an awkward story about Angelina and Leonardo taking a shower together? The hell? Here’s more:

Thanks to her very very very public relationship with Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie has gained a reputation as a husband stealing maneater. And, according to an upcoming book, Angelina: An Unauthorized Biography by celebrity biographer Andrew Morton, Brad’s not the first married man Ang has gone after, and certainly not the first co-star she’s bedded, lusted after or entranced.

Angelina’s list of conquests and flirtations includes some fellow celebrities that you may have never would think to romantically link to the mother of six, including Leonardo DiCaprio, Mick Jagger and recent co-star Johnny Depp, who the author quotes an Angelina friend as saying, “If she cold get something going with Depp, she would leave Brad.” Here, we break down the weirdest alleged hook-ups Angelina has had over the years — not counting ex-husband Billy Bob Thornton — as outlined in the recent issue of Us Weekly, which has clips from Andrew’s unauthorized book.

Timothy Hutton
According to Andrew’s book, Timothy and David Duchovny battled for Angelina’s love on the set of their movie Playing God, and Tim prevailed. They dated “quietly” while Angie took drum lessons to impress him. Weird.

Leonardo DiCaprio
The pair showered together in his hotel suite, but Angelina reportedly told friends that there was “little sexual rapport” between the two. Ouch.

Colin Farrell
The Irish actor was reportedly falling in love with Angelina on the set of Alexander, but she denies they were ever intimate.

Ralph Fiennes
Angelina’s Beyond Borders co-star could be one of Angelina’s mystery lovers she’s talked about meeting for rendezvoux in London.

[From Crushable]

The Ralph Fiennes rumor still works for me, big time. And I do think Colin and Angelina had something going on, despite her denials and obfuscations. Up until yesterday, I had never heard a whiff about Leo and Angelina, and the shower story seems fishy as hell, although I’ll buy that if the two of them were ever together, naked, they wouldn’t have much sexual chemistry, and that would be on Leo and his failings as a romantic lead. But David Duchovny? I’m still into him! Yes, he’s a douche and a “sex addict”. But there’s something about his deep, lazy voice and his bedroom eyes… damn. That would have been hot. Why did Angelina go for Hutton?!?

Okay, not so much in these photos though:

A little Ralph & Colin to clean the palate: