– Heidi Montag Reunites With Her Long Lost Twin Sister in a super candid moment. Poor horse. [Dlisted]
– Eddie Murphy has found someone new to be his woman lover decoy [Bossip]
– Jason Segel Enters Exclusive Full-Frontal Male Nudity Club [Defamer]
– Ego Tripping at the Gates of Hell: Hellboy review [Pajiba]
– Vanessa Minnillo is pissed at boyfriend Nick Lachey after pics of him partying with underage girls were posted on the internet. Sweet! [Celebslam]
– Mary-Kate Olsen debuted the latest in Mrs. Roper’s goiter-concealing evening wear line at a children’s charity event last night in New York. [Yeeeah!]
– David Beckham, Eva Longoria and Kate Beckinsale went out to dinner to celebrate Victoria Beckham’s 34th birthday. Naturally they chose Beso. [I’m Not Obsessed]
– Brooke Hogan has some beautiful hairs [The Bastardly]
– New mom Melissa Joan Hart is set to become the latest celebrity to take on running a restaurant after signing up for a culinary business course in Los Angeles [In Case You Didn’t Know]
– Mila Kunis looking gorgeous on TRL (Site NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
– Gisele Bundchen is set to take the female lead in the fourth Austin Powers film [Hollywood Rag]
– What the crap is going on with Al Pacino’s hair? It looks like a mother bird taking care of her babies in that nest [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
– Jodie Marsh Goes All Jeckyll and Hyde [Agent Bedhead]
– Tori Spelling says she’s a gay icon. Gays demand retraction [The Blemish]
– Lindsay Lohan appears to have turned 40 overnight. Talk about an antidrug [CityRag]
– Over the weekend Javier Bardem was spotted at a club holding hands and rubbing the thigh of another guy. Huh. [Crazy Days and Nights]
– Jude Law is looking significantly less hot than he used to. And the cropped haircut doesn’t help [Popsugar]
– Is It Back To Work For Nicole Richie? [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
– Harry Potter star Emma Watson turned 18 on Tuesday, meaning she is now a legal adult and has full access to the fortune she has accumulated while acting since the age of 9. And that is way way more than you might think it is [WWTDD]
– John Krasinski conducts a photo shoot completely immersed in water. Yums [Websters is my Bitch]
– More ugly ass pictures of Mary Kate wearing Saturn rings on her forehead [Lainey Gossip]
– Reese Witherspoon Eating Candids. No I’m really not joking, people take photos of this [The Skinny]
– This appears to be DMX’s wife. Either that or he’s discovered The Creature from Beneath the Sea [Derek Hail]
– Traci Lords’ Shameful Post-Porn Career [Best Week Ever]
– Jodie Marsh exemplifies whorish trashtasticness in a way that no real words can describe [The Circus Hour]
– Don’t quit your day job Heidi Montag. Someone was actually brave enough to try on the new Heidiwood collection, and the reviews were as terrible as we imagined: “Heidiwood [is] the equivalent of having once typed up a recipe and auditioning for Top Chef.” [Mollygood]
– Real World Cast Member Gives New Meaning To The Phrase ‘Fame Whore’ [Jezebel]