As many know (but don’t care), Peaches Geldof is on Twitter. Since she doesn’t really have a job – whoops, I mean, “she writes a bullsh-t column for Nylon” – beyond being Eli Roth’s girlfriend and manufacturing bullsh-t scandals, Peaches has a lot of time to tweet and get into cracked out shenanigans. She’s like a less-productive Lindsay Lohan, if that makes sense. Anyway, Peaches and Eli Roth went to see Salt last night, and Peaches was not impressed. In fact, Peaches took to her Twitter to complain:

[From Peaches’ Twitter]

Now, I didn’t think Salt had the best script either, and I said so because, you know, it’s my job to bitch and moan about celebrities. I’m a professional bitch, that’s how I like to think of it. But Peaches is not a professional. She barely does anything. She’s a lazy little twit, but she deigns to mock La Jolie? And you know Eli Roth and Brad Pitt are tight too – will Brad call Eli and tell him to rein in his girlfriend? Or did Eli share Peaches’ opinion and he and Brad are no longer BFFs?