Audrina Patridge shows off her drunk tittays in London

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Ordinarily, I don’t really care about Audrina Patridge. But then I saw these photos, where Audrina was spectacularly hammered in London on Tuesday night, into Wednesday morning. Her eyes are going berserk! And her drunk tittays need some help. If you couldn’t tell by the “Inflate Here” nozzle, those things are fake, fake, fake. And it’s a really terrible boob job too! They’re got that Tori Spelling anorexic-chest-cavity, floating-implant thing happening. So gross.

Funny story – normally, whatever Spencer Pratt says about anything, I can forget almost as soon as I read it. But it’s always stuck in my mind that he publicly bashed Audrina for what he deemed her “Tijuana t-ts”. And now I have that stuck in my head whenever I see her. Just thought I’d share.

Anyway, yes, these are photos of Audrina’s wonk eyes and wonk boobs and general wonk demeanor out and about in London. She was doing some event for the British broadcast of The Hills, I guess. Apparently they got her to hostess a pool party at the Haymarket Hotel, after which Audrina continued to party at Mahiki, which I only know about because Prince Harry and Prince William like to party there. Trendy!

43010, LONDON, UNITED KINGDOM - Tuesday July 27, 2010. The Hills star Audrina Partridge wears a leather jacket over a short white dress as she hops into a cab to start off her night. Patridge headed over to the Haymarket Hotel where she hosted a pool party to mark the end of The Hills in the UK. She then went over to Mahiki night club where she partied until 1:30 am. Photograph:  Jesal Parshotam, PacificCoastNews.com

43010, LONDON, UNITED KINGDOM - Tuesday July 27, 2010. The Hills star Audrina Partridge wears a leather jacket over a short white dress as she hops into a cab to start off her night. Patridge headed over to the Haymarket Hotel where she hosted a pool party to mark the end of The Hills in the UK. She then went over to Mahiki night club where she partied until 1:30 am. Photograph:  Jesal Parshotam, PacificCoastNews.com

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Audrina in London on July 28, 2010. Credit: WENN.

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  1. Emily says:

    And that, ladies, is why you never go for the cheap implants.

  2. Sarah says:

    To me, that’s the straightest her eyes have ever looked. Maybe she should walk around drunk more often.

  3. Megan says:

    Her face looks stunning in that 3rd picture, but her body is very weird.

  4. LolaBella says:

    Love,love,love her dress!

    Her boobs are really terrible looking.

  5. sapphire says:

    Worse than Tara Reid if possible. Why doesn’t she get this stuff fixed?

  6. Eileen says:

    Thanks Kaiser! That first picture made me just burst out laughing. Great start to da morning!

  7. margie says:

    I think she is pretty.

    I don’t think her boobs are that awful- she could dress them a bit better, I think- but I wouldn’t complain if I had her body, boobs included.

    Her hair also looks great.

  8. Brooke says:

    She’s a naturally cute girl (apart from the ceiling eyes) but isn’t it a little soon for her implants to already be encapsulated? Get them fixed while you have the money!

  9. kleinekatze says:

    @Sarah: hahahahhahahahah

  10. Katie says:

    Her fake boobs look terrible. As for her state of inebriation, her eyes are always all over the place so far as we know, she may actually be stone cold sober.

  11. Katija says:

    This girl would be so pretty if it weren’t for those bizarre perpetually-upward eyes.

  12. meme says:

    Someone’s plastic surgery needs to be sued. Those boobs are atrocious. Why’s this one famous again? I only know her as Ceiling Eyes.

  13. mary jones says:

    Shes ugly. Cant compete with Lauren or Kristen

  14. manda says:

    I have a question for Londoners–what time do they stop serving alcohol in London? I thought at one time it was 10? But maybe it’s different for clubs?

    Not looking to get harshed on, just asking a question….

  15. Heaven-bound says:

    I think she is pretty, great skin.

  16. Andrea-2 says:

    Does her optometrist have to post the letter chart on the ceiling when she visits?

  17. original kate says:

    she has tori spelling cleavage. that’s not good.

  18. Jeri says:

    Looks like her dress had straps on it that she did away with to expose more boob.

  19. meaux says:

    I’m sorry, Spencer Pratt, of Speidi fame, criticized this gal for her unrealistic implants? Okayyyy….

  20. My2Cents says:

    Yum! She is my guilty pleasure in life. I could look at pics of her all day. ahh.. she is lovely.

    Why do people pick on her for her eyes? Like she can help it? jeesh! I find them extremely sexy.