Paris Hilton gets ignored by paparrazi


Paris Hilton saw a bunch of paparrazi camped outside a boutique next to where she was shopping in Beverly Hills. She asked her friend to loudly call for her and tried to make a grand exit to get all the photographers to pay attention to her. Only one guy came over to get some pictures, and then quickly left. All the other paparrazi totally ignored the talentless diva:

FAME’S CLOCK…TICK, TOCK…! Shopping with a galpal at a boutique on trendy Robertson Blvd., PARIS HILTON spied a pack of paparazzi hanging outside the store next door — and learned they were waiting to snap JENNIFER LOPEZ. Annoyed at not being center stage, Paris pursed her duck-lips, then told her friend: “We’ll walk out the door, you call my name real loud — and watch them come running.” Outside, the pal yelled, “Hey…PARIS!” But HeirHead flushed beet red when the paparazzi — unwilling to abandon their vantage point for the Jennifer photo op — ignored her! One lensman finally ran over, banged off a few quick frames — then went scampering back for his Viva La Lopez shot! Visibly upset, Paris muttered, “Screw them!”…and split.

There are so many pictures of Paris that they’re worth a lot less than rare candids of Jennifer Lopez. We’ve been ignoring Paris Hilton too. (Except for Friday, when it was a slow news day.) The girl gets around and like Britney, she’s cheap.

While Paris was in London for the 02 Wireless Festival she get miffed at the idea of getting her high heels muddy and asked for transportation around the event. A little buggy came to pick her up, and she got all pissy about how slow it was and tried to bribe the driver to make it go faster:

Hilton rocked up to the festival in Hyde Park dressed immaculately but soon realised she would be required to walk from the main gate to the VIP area backstage.

Unable to bear even a smudge of mud on her perfect (but not very sensible) Manolo Blahniks organisers arranged for a golf cart to whizz Hilton around.

However, the speed of the cart was not to her liking and she was soon attempting to bribe the driver with a bag of cash she had on her person.

A source told the Sun: “Paris wasn’t best pleased with the buggy. She had an amazing look on her face when the little buggy trundled up to give her a lift.

“She told the driver in no uncertain terms he had to get a move on because she didn’t want to miss James Blunt.

“She said she had cash if he could get a shift on – but there was nothing he could do.”

Luckily Paris made it in time to see Blunt and spent the rest of the weekend partying with him and his model girlfriend, Petra Nemcova.

God forbid she should miss James Blunt performing. He doesn’t sound the same in every song or anything.

Here she is with ridiculous fake eyelashes that look like they’re going to scratch her cornea outside of Boujis nightclub in London last night. She changes her look a lot, and sometimes she’s successful and looks decent. Most of the time she looks like a poor imitation of real celebrity, in this case Jessica Simpson.

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  1. Jude says:
    June 26, 2006 at 3:08 pm

    That’s hilarious. I can’t wait for the day she’s finally ignored out of the spotlight forever.

  2. xiaoecho says:
    June 26, 2006 at 3:33 pm

    There is a God

  3. Chic Mommy says:
    June 27, 2006 at 2:23 am

    what is with that lipstick???? it’s as fug as her.