I know we’ve been yelling at Swizz Beatz and Alicia Keys for a while now, so I’d like to say something nice: she really looks adorable pregnant! These photos are from what I’m guessing is Alicia and Swizz’s honeymoon yacht trip. Alicia is spending her honeymoon in a snazzy white bikini, while Swizz rocks his beater tank. Yesterday, commenter Roma suggested that Swizz is like a version of Kevin Federline – I think that comparison is apt, especially in these photos. I’m totally getting a Kevin-and-Britney old-school-crazy vibe. And now I want to hear Alicia say, “I’m knocked up, y’all.”
By the way, I’m not sure if this was mentioned when we were talking about Alicia and Swizz’s wedding – but they got married on this yacht. Is that even legal? Are private yacht ceremonies recognized in this country?!? Oh, and here’s how Swizz spent his wedding night – getting a champagne shower from… friends? Where’s Alicia? Probably went to bed.
Also, for an update on yesterday’s story about Swizz’s millions of dollars owed in back-taxes – E! News got a hard number, and they’re claiming it’s not about child support:
Good thing he married moneybags Alicia Keys, because Swizz Beatz has some major debtz to take care of.
E! News has confirmed that the superstar hip-hop producer and sometime rapper owes more than $2.4 million in back taxes to Rockland County, N.Y.
Per documents filed with the county clerk’s site, the tax liens stem from assessments the 31-year-old hitmaker, real name Kasseem Dean, failed to pay taxes on a New York residence coowned with his ex-wife, singer Mashonda Tifrere.
He and Tifrere divorced in April 2008, around the same time he started dating Keys. The couple, who tied the knot last weekend, are now expecting their first child together.
Reps for Mr. and Mrs. Beatz haven’t returned calls seeking comment.
[From E! News]
Mr. and Mrs. Beatz! I wonder if Alicia is taking the name Dean? Alicia Dean is rather cute, actually. But Mashonda will have something to say about that – she’s keeping the name Dean too, at least that’s what she told Vibe. So… is $2.4 million better than the $4 million number being thrown around yesterday? Eh. He still owes seven digits, and Alicia is still the one who will pay.
Alicia and Swizz on August 4, 2010. Credit: Bauer-Griffin.
Wow. I wish I’d had photoshop done on my wedding pics. Alicia’s not a big girl, but they made her arms look positively skinny in the magazine shot!
I’m getting a Whitney Houston/Bobby Brown vibe from these two.
alicia is a really gorgeous woman!!
Alicia looks adorable. The wedding picture looks beautiful though they both look kind of smug.
Swizz Beats better treat her right or his career will definitely be over if the public finds out.
Glad they have photos, becuase the pics will outlive this marriage.
super disturbing how she looks like my daughter in the face in pic #1. too cute!
is that the look of resentment of sir beatz’ face in pic # 2? hmmm?
lol 🙂
He looks better with his clothes on. Lots of clothes. She looks cute though – I like the suit on her.
More Nick Cannon than Federline. Alicia looks great.
Her prettiness just serves to emphasize his gross-ness.
Hell, who knew anyone could do it, but Swiss Beatz actually makes K-Fed look good! At least K-Fed has 4 kids with only 2 baby-mamas, and he married 50% of those. 😉
cuteeeeee!
omg I cant’ stand Swizz’s face.
Whitney…er I mean Alicia does NOT look adorable.
She is so beautiful! Just a gorgeous human specimen. Too bad Swiz didn’t fall off the yacht!
When I go to the beach I love seeing the pregnant bellies. It’s really cute.
you call those Greek columns of a legs adorable?!
@wow…I don’t find anything wrong with her legs. I think she looks great!
“Her prettiness just serves to emphasize his gross-ness.”
perfectly stated. that man is SO unattractive, he is hard to look at.
Such an adorable homewrecker! Beautiful pictures of her and her adulterer new husband!
Scarlet Vixen – You’re right. He makes K-Fed actually look respectable! (at least we know he’s involved in ALL his kids’ lives!)
@Iggles I was just about to say the same thing about Kfed! Man, whoever thought the day would come when a scummy celebrity husband would make Kfed would look downright decent? If I were a religious person, this would definitely be my cue to start talking about the end times.
This dude always looks like he just smelled a rank fart. What’s with the doucheface is he sporting all the time?
She’s an idiot.
There’s nothing “Swizz” about his bank accounts. Deadbeat.
Yes, Alicia will be paying.
In that first picture the douche looks like he is grabbing on to his very small appendage.
Well, they did it, so now let’s hope Alicia redeems this bad boy and they live happily ever after. I doubt it, but hey, anything is possible!
wonder who will pay his 2.5 million dollars in back taxes? Nothing says love like marrying someone for money. I mean with all the child support and debt. Way to go girl. Woman power.I guess men have caught on.
Definitely NOT adorable. Ugh.
Ewww. I don’t need to see almost naked pregnant women on my gossips, please !
The pregnant belly just irks me, sorry if I offend but I am being honest.
Sure, Alicia is cute in the bikini but I can’t get past trashy homewrecker. And he’s just gross – inside and out.
I agree with Annie. Maybe he doesn’t like to be in the “spotlight” but I’m getting the vibe she is so much more into him than he is into her. I hope not. I like Alicia Keyes.
He’s not liking that damn spotlight right now, cause he knows he’s a douche and what he did was wrong. And the ONE picture he comes out in with her honeymoon, he doesn’t look happy…oh wait, that’s almost every other pic too, (in general) he doesn’t look happy. And the other pics, her getting into the water, why isn’t he there assisting her? If that were my baby momma, I’d make sure she would be safe to be near the edge of the boat, that she wouldn’t slip or fall, cause she is PG after all…but of coarse he wouldn’t be there helping her. Just sayin. I always tell my husband to help me up, in the car, since I’m pg too and he’ll do it. But ya, now that I think about it, they are Kevin and Britney as well, all over again, hmmfftt.
She does look amazing, regardless of how I feel about her personal choices. Look at her skin!!! She looks like butta! She’s the best looking home-wrecking pregnant newlywed to a financially irresponsible man-slut I have ever seen!
I am offended, emer. You have a right to your opinion, but you emerged from a similarly pregnant belly. There is nothing gross or strange about it, and making it such is rather profane.
She looks great. Ha the fist one. Funny looking face and she is eating. Ha go figure, feed your baby. I hope they work through his tax issue. What a retard.
she has NO visible stretch marks. lucky bitch!
in these pictures, they kinda look like they could be related. weird. and gross.
I don’t see adorable either. She’s trash.
Admire Good Thing When U see one plsssss… This is a Beautiful Couple.. God Bless Them with Moreeeeeeeeee Childreen
When they have their, inevitable, very messy breakup she is going to get a hell of an album out it! She does look cute though.
He’s using her big time !!
I love that sweet black Alica thanks nice post !!
She can sit on my face and I will lick her preggy pussy while fingering her preggy ass hole…mmmmmm