Kim Kardashian’s Botoxy cat-face gets respect from the fashion & beauty world

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Here are some photos of Kim Kardashian looking like a trainwreck on Friday night. I mean, maybe “train wreck” is too harsh, but her face is a Botoxy cat-like mess and this dress is so, so unflattering. It’s like a horrible acid flashback. Anyway, the Kardashians have just announced that they are starting a clothing line together. I’m pretty sure they’ve announced a clothing line several times over the past few years, and I’m not sure whatever happened to those alleged clothing lines, but hey, maybe this time it’s for real!

First they conquered reality TV, and now the Kardashian sisters are aiming to take over the world of fashion.

Kim, Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian have partnered with Australian designer Bruno Schiavi’s Jupi Corp. to create a line of ready-to-wear clothes, accessories, lingerie, swimwear and shoes, set to debut in 2011.

“We obviously waited on a big partnership like this for a long time because we’ve had so many different offers and we wanted to make sure that we had a huge say in the design and that our personalities would come through,” Kim, 29, tells WWD.

Adds Khloe, 26: “We wanted everything to be no-fuss, buy it and wear it. These are pieces that you could wear the next season or forever.”

The famous siblings are no strangers to the design world, as they own two Dash clothing boutiques in Calabasas, Calif., and Miami, and they also designed a fall collection for Bebe earlier this year.

“Designing for Bebe was the perfect first step because it really got our feet wet,” Kim says. “Now we feel that we are ready to branch off and do our own thing with a company that is widely international.”

The collection — which will hit major retail stores in 17 countries sometime next year — will include pieces that flatter all body types, including one-shoulder dresses, jumpsuits, blazers and leggings.

“All three of us have similar bones, but we have different shapes and sizes,” Khloe explains. “I’m tall, Kim is curvy and Kourtney is petite — and we know how to dress up our best assets.”

[From Us Weekly]

Oh, right – that Bebe stuff, that’s what I was thinking of. They also have a line of swimsuits, I guess. Anyway, I think these brief forays into fashion have made Kim and her sisters think they’re influential or important in the fashion-and-beauty world. What’s worse is that some people agree with them! Hence, Kim got the September cover of Allure Magazine! The f-ck?

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I’m sorry for this low-quality image the cover. It comes from Us Weekly, via The JJB, and as soon as her full Allure photo shoot is released, I’m sure we’ll get it. I just wanted to talk about this because I’m still absolutely stunned that Kim is worthy of a September cover! I mean, HER? Why she’s on the cover of any magazine, ever, is a mystery, but Allure is actually a popular magazine, and the September issue is the most important one of the year (-ish). Kim isn’t worthy, at all.

Also – why is Kim walking with her legs so far apart? Was she riding a bull or something?

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Kim on August 6, 2010. Credit: WENN. Cover photo courtesy of The JJB.

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  1. Fluffy Kitten Tail says:

    When will this family go away?

  2. jc126 says:

    Lol on her comment about being hairless – I was saying just last night to my boyfriend while watching that ridiculous show that you can tell all the K. girls are naturally quite hairy and must have gotten it lasered off.
    Once I hopefully have some more cash at hand, I think I’m going to get my bikini line lasered. It’s pricey, but worth it.

  3. Kate says:

    Say what you want about this skanky skank, but the girl can wear the hell out of clothes!

    And I think she looks fabulous on the cover of Allure… useless though she may be.

  4. malachais says:

    I can appreciate how honest Kim is about herself. She’s a famewhore, but not a arrogant one. I actually like the dress.

    @jc126 I have heard laser hair removal works wonders, definitely worth it.

  5. gillie says:

    @jc126— i have had one treatment for that area— nothing has come back yet and its been six weeks. it IS pricey, but it is TOTALLY worthwhile.

  6. Eileen says:

    “…include pieces that flatter all body types, including one-shoulder dresses, jumpsuits, blazers and leggings.”
    Oh yes jumpsuits and leggings were made to flatter ALL body types. Vomit.

  7. goldie says:

    this photo on allure…o.m.g.enough with the photoshop!!!

  8. Persistent Cat says:

    I did laser removal on my lower legs and underarms. Very worth it. I did 10 sessions for my underarms and four for my legs, three years ago. I used to have to shave every day, now I can go about a week or so. The hai does come back but it’s so fine, I can live with it.

    I’d like to do my bikini line but I’m chicken. It hurt. But pop a few Advil right before and I should be ok.

  9. annaloo says:

    Geez louise— do we blame Montana Fishburne for following the Kim Kardashian fame model by putting out a sex tape??! Look how it’s rewarded! Kim eventually got a cover for Allure magazine! Will you look at that!

    “And I’ll take my clothes off, and it will be shameless, cos everyone knows that is how you get famous…”

  10. babygirl1115 says:

    The more I see her the more she starts to look like her mom to me, it’s a little scary. In that last pic, I seriously thought it was Kris for a second. I think she and her mother both need to tone it down with all the plastic surgery they were so much prettier before all the nip/tuck.

  11. guesty says:

    she looks beautiful imo in these pics. wonder what she looks like in real time.

  12. WTF? says:

    i know i’m just begging for a cyberspace beat down, but are we sure that she had surgery? I think she’s beautiful. shallow, vapid, idiotic…but also very beautiful. and while i don’t follow news about her, i feel like she looks the same. Do we have any proof?

  13. Heather says:

    Look at pictures of her from only a few years ago. Her face is quite different.

  14. Innocent says:

    @Fluffy
    It seems like this family will never go away. They are on several tabloid covers and seem to be on E news every single day. There is just too many of them for there not to be stories even the younger ones Kendall (14) and Kylie (12) have started modelling.
    They don’t seem to do much other than film their show or talk to the press. The only time you actually see them do any work is on their show.

  15. oduroyal says:

    Love her. Hate that dress.

  16. Missfit says:

    I’d like that laser thing done too, too bad I don’t have the money,lol. But ya, lots of girls can be hairy, depending the nationality they are. But ya, I think she used to be so much prettier before, when she was a teen, even a child, when it was more natural, she definitely looks more like her mom now.

  17. Boredom says:

    I had 4 sessions of laser hair removal and thought I was done, but the hair came back and now I don’t have any money to do it again. Sucks….

    She has a hot body, but she has done some nip and tucks and you can clearly see the cheek implants, not sure if they are actually implants but something was definitely done. The nose has been shaved down, the cellulite removed. Whoever she has on her medical team certainly does a good job, but she may be on her way to going overboard with the face work. Slow it down…she’ll probably start looking like Kris if she don’t stop now.

  18. denise says:

    She no longer looks like the same girl.

  19. mik says:

    she looks beautiful on the Allure cover.

  20. jc126 says:

    Thanks everyone for the advice about lasering – I can’t wait to get it done!
    #12, I wouldn’t have realized that Kim K. had surgery unless I had seen older pics of her. Once in a while on the show, she or her mother will turn a certain way and then you can notice how artificial their faces look. I’ve noticed that a lot with plastic surgery – looks okay head on, at least on camera, and then the person turns and things just seem “off”.

  21. Lourdes says:

    I would jump for joy if I could look like that in that dress…and I LOVE the dress! I’m guessing Target doesn’t carry them?

  22. jane16 says:

    I think she’s had her nose done & cheekbone implants. I’ve seen her in person both with & without all the makeup. She looks much better without, looks like a hooker with it on, there’s so much of it, applied so thickly, that its way more “in your face” than in a (photoshopped) photo. Also, she is much shorter than you would think (I towered over her) and heavier. However, she is always smiling at everyone and seems pleasant, unlike clooneys nasty piece.

  23. nel says:

    ugh i cant stand her and her family.

    and kim looks soooooo madamme taussaude wax its not funny.

    at least she looked slightly more human and less plastic when she was paris’ handbag.

    before she took a page from paris’ skank guide book and got her fame with “omg someone leaked a porno of me…how dare they (whats my commission???)”

    I CANT stand her! omg. hate hate

  24. Rebecca says:

    I think she always looks gorgeous.

    And people really need to shut about the sex tape shit. Big deal, she had sex with her boyfriend of, what? 4 years?, and filmed it. So that makes her a slut, because someone released it to the world? I feel embarrassed for her, and I have NO idea why she’s famous, but last time I checked, having sex with your long term boyfriend does not make you a slut.

    I don’t understand why people hate her so much either. Yeah, she’s famous for… nothing, but it’s the people who give a shit about her life that make her famous (like giving her publicity by making a post about her? hello?).

    She hasn’t done anything BAD to make people hate her.

    Face it, if most of you could be “famous” for being pretty, you’d eat it up too. Srs, jealous much?

    /rant

  25. aenflex says:

    It’s begining to look a lot like Kris-mas…

  26. Tess says:

    I’m curious about Kris Kardashian’s background. Does anyone know if she is Armenian?

  27. Matron says:

    The fact that celebrity blog sites (like this one) keep her name in heavy rotation doesn’t help. As much as you talk shit about her, your constant posts about the bitch is only helping increase her fame.

    And watch my comment get deleted.*rolls eyes*

  28. TeeTee says:

    shoved down ya throat–talentless and man stalking, she’s selfish and annoying..

    We never get to wonder where she is cause she keeps the Paps on speed dial..

    attention whoring at its finest.

    hmm, didn’t Ray J on Wendy’s talk show admit they did it for the money?? and she collected all of her loot afterwards.

    soo bogus that she took Brandy’s credit card and chargd a ton of shit for her and her family with out consent–supoosedly styling the stars, smdh.

    a d/l firecrotch, she has gotten around waaay before we heard about her.

  29. filthycute says:

    @Tess, her father is Armenian. Her mother has a mixed European background, Dutch and Scottish.

  30. original kate says:

    i thought she was pretty before she starting doing stuff to her face. now she’s looking very pulled. not cute.

  31. Tess says:

    Thanks filthycute!

  32. Ogechi says:

    Wished i could look so dashing in a dress like this..

  33. just my opinion says:

    Get married kim! have some kids! clockes ticking…start your own reality show. Can you all imagine your life with a camera man and his crew all day in your face! Torture! feeling like you have to do something for the viewers like you can’t sit around watch Ghost Whisper and eat chip buuuu to boring do something funny annnddddd take one!

  34. pet beds says:

    Her looks certainly have changed over the past few years. She really did look a lot nicer a few years ago, although that dress doesn’t do anything for her at all.

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