Teen Choice Awards: winners, losers & Megan Fox’s crazy face

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Okay, I just went through the photos of last night’s Teen Choice Awards, and I can honestly say that I officially feel like an old fart. I don’t know who half of these people are! I guess they’re, like, Disney Family or Nickelodeon stars? Eh. Not to say there weren’t some big names. Most people are talking about Sandra Bullock’s rocker-chick appearance to pick up her Choice Movie Actress award – Bullock was wearing leather pants, a t-shirt and a new hair style – loose long locks with some bangs and some fringe. It looks good on her – really good. Like, “elixir of youth” good. Apparently, she danced with Betty White on stage too. We don’t seem to have those photos (because Sandra didn‘t walk the red carpet), but HuffPo has a good one. Bullock was also very gracious when she won:

Bullock – dressed in a gray top, black leather pants and high heels – came on stage and thanked cheering fans. “I don’t know if you should bring attention to this. Some things are better left unsaid. It’s been awhile since I was a teen,” she said. “I’m so blessed and lucky. The Blind Side – I got to meet so many good people, so many good lessons I took away from it.”

Then, Bullock invited her “sweet friend” Betty White, who she joked hadn’t been a teen “since 1919,” onto the stage. “I was worried about her fitting in but that’s not the problem,” Bullock said. “The problem is she was supposed to jump in on my line, so Betty get your ass out on this stage!”

The two then shimmied together to Lil Jon’s “Get Low.”

[From People]

Oh, I just realized something: I felt guilty for not watching this show because my world shuts down when Mad Men is on, and I’m not even conscious of other programming, but the awards show didn’t come on last night. It doesn’t air until tonight. Okay, I feel a little bit better. It comes on tonight at 8 p.m. on Fox.

Other winners: Selena Gomez, Channing Tatum, Megan Fox (Choice Female Hottie), Twilight’s Taylor Lautner (Choice Male Hottie), and Gossip Girl stars Chace Crawford and Leighton Meester (Choice Drama TV Actor and Actress), Justin Bieber, and the cast of Glee. Katy Perry was the hostess of the evening, and she performed her horrible new single, “Teenage Dream”. Ugh.

By the way, Megan Fox looks insane, right? Ugh, this chick.

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Teen Choice Awards Arrivals held at The Gibson Amphitheatre in Universal City, California in August 8th, 2010. Chace Crawford                  Fame Pictures, Inc

Teen Choice Awards Arrivals held at The Gibson Amphitheatre in Universal City, California in August 8th, 2010. Ashley Greene                   Fame Pictures, Inc

UNIVERSAL CITY, CA - AUGUST 08: Soccer player David Beckham poses in press room with the Choice Male Athlete award during the 2010 Teen Choice Awards at Gibson Amphitheatre on August 8, 2010 in Universal City, California. (Photo by Jason Merritt/Getty Images)

Teen Choice Awards Arrivals held at The Gibson Amphitheatre in Universal City, California in August 8th, 2010. Joshua Jackson                 Fame Pictures, Inc

UNIVERSAL CITY, CA - AUGUST 08: Actor Cory Monteith arrives at the 2010 Teen Choice Awards at Gibson Amphitheatre on August 8, 2010 in Universal City, California. (Photo by Jason Merritt/Getty Images)

Megan Fox on August 8, 2010. Credit: WENN.

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  1. ch says:

    oh! megan fox has the cat face!
    it´s a new breed, made of plastic!
    the cat people!

  2. Marianne says:

    I dont like that they filmed it last night and therefore we get the list of all the winners today, but then it airs tonight. I mean what if you wanted to be surprised when you watched, right?

  3. a says:

    @ch: you beat me to it!

    those cat people are sadly inspiring bad plastic surgery everywhere!

  4. Chris says:

    Pacey!

  5. Kitten says:

    My cat read comments #1 and #3 and she is officially offended by the comparison.

  6. guesty says:

    think megan is so pretty…especially as a video chick.

  7. aenflex says:

    Sandra does look amazing – I agree! She’s such a beautiful woman.

  8. citysuede says:

    is that a little chunk of booger sugar in her right nostril?

  9. denise says:

    Whoa Megan Fox’ is looking like a mannequin, for real.
    Ashley Greene has great legs.
    And Finn, well Finn is adorable but he has baby teeth.

  10. Persistent Cat says:

    Why is the Beckham picture not first? Every story should lead with a Beckham picture and finish with the Daniel Craig/James Bond bathing suit picture.

    @Marianne, don’t click on the link then. I don’t read the True Blood articles if I haven’t yet seen the episode.

  11. meme says:

    I’ve lost some respect for Bullock for attending this crapfest. Really, it’s just beneath her stature. I could probably send her an invite telling her she’d won a MEME Award and she’d show up.

  12. Kate says:

    Mad Men! Hells yeah!

    But I wouldn’t watch this teen choice shit even if Mad Men wasn’t on. Any event where the cast of Twilight is the “big deal”… not my thing.

    In fact, awards shows piss me off in general. Stop congratulating yourselves, you pricks!

  13. GatsbyGal says:

    …and Megan Fox has yet ANOTHER face. And dear god, what is she wearing?!

  14. Cam says:

    god, I love Cory Monteith.

  15. Megan says:

    I love how no amount of ridiculous plastic surgery will get rid of Megan’s acne. I loved her face before all the surgery! Why did she change it!

  16. photo jojo says:

    Why oh why do these YOUNG women take such drastic measures with their faces?!? Geezus, I am 36 and constantly get carded and/or asked if I am my 16 year old’s older sister. SUNSCREEN and good skin care, ladies. Cheaper and wayyy more effective.

  17. dj says:

    Meme I agree but here is my little fantasy re: why she attended. She saw the pix the other day of Bombshell (Jesse’s “friend”) being DENIED entry into club. She said I’m going to put on my leather pants (I KNOW Jessie likes some leather) and look sexy and classy and make that A**Hole WEEP!!! Bwahahahaaaa! Ah, Sandy. Just a fantasy though.

  18. Oi says:

    Is Megan Fox physically capable of closing her mouth (and I’m semi serious)? Did she just get her lips done? That looks so wrong on so many levels.

  19. Jover says:

    I agree Kate aside from giving the industry a self congratulatory back pat for one’s with some talent – cory montieth – and those with no talent – Megafarse -these things are just network space fillers; how many teens, for example, watch this or other wastes like the MTV vid awards. THis stuff is so staged, contrived, and lame it disappears down the memory hole very quickly. Real music/entertainment events (think Woodstock) that connect to things larger than pr/marketing/sales/egos sticks and has staying power; anyway kids today are on facebook/youtube more interesting than yet another weak award show.

  20. mole says:

    hot

  21. Sally says:

    PACEYYYYYYYY

    But wow, Megan. D:

  22. Ruffian9 says:

    Ms Fox; Whatever you’re currently doing to your face, STOP.

  23. Toni says:

    Megan has an obsession with plastic surgery and botox. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIdZ4BHaanM

    This girls had the works done, the whole 9 yards to make her career. She is still pretty but she’s had too much done to her face. People need to wake up and realize those looks are not natural. She was still a pretty girl before the surgery but she was probably told she couldn’t make it in Hollywood if she didn’t change her face so that she’d look better.

  24. AJ says:

    Caked on makeup. Yuk!

  25. Holland says:

    And whats that up Megan’s nose??
    Its a birth its dirth, NOOOOOOOO its SNOW!!