Did you know that Justin Bieber is only a few months younger than Taylor Momsen? Well, about nine months younger, but that’s a pretty heavy nine-month difference, don’t you think? The Bieb with his hair and his puffy lips and his general girlishness and his maybe-sh-tty ‘tude, and Taylor Momsen, who seems like a 40-year-old, chain-smoking, heavy-drinking Courtney Love impersonator, only not at as together as the actual Courtney. Anyway, this is The Bieb’s book cover. Yes, he named his autobiography First Step 2 Forever. FOR REAL. I didn’t make that sh-t up for giggles.
His debut album was all about My World. Now, Justin Bieber wants to share more of his Story.
The pop star’s first book, Justin Bieber: First Step 2 Forever: My Story, will hit bookstore shelves in October but PEOPLE.com has a first look at the book’s cover, which features a message from the 16-year-old: “Lots of exclusive photos just for you. Love Justin xxx.”
But the book has much more than just pictures.
Fans can expect to read about Bieber’s jet-setting lifestyle (performing in front of thousands on his world tour), his road to stardom (from viral video to meeting Usher in Atlanta) and personal anecdotes about his family and best friends.
As an added bonus for those with “Bieber Fever,” the book, to be published by HarperCollins, will also include tidbits about the tween’s love life, including his history with girls and his very first date.
[From People Magazine]
I could make fun of this, but back in the day, if Eddie Vedder had released a memoir called This Is 4 U, I Will Luv U Until U Come of Age, And Then We Can Be 2Gether, I totally would have bought that sh-t.
I can, however, laugh at this:
Aw, he took it like a champ! You know some horrible father threw that bottle. Some mom was like, “You’re taking the girls to see The Bieb’s concert or else I will never make your favorite pork chops ever again” and so the dad took his girls and he was all “F-ck this, this is worth some f-cking pork chops” and so he decided to have a laugh and throw something at The Bieb’s head. Good aim!
The Bieb’s book cover, courtesy of IDLITW.
What’s his official story at 16? Growing pube hairs?
The water bottle hit made my Monday.
i would have done the same. throwing bottles at his head seems to be way more entretaining than this lame concert he was probably giving. please, thats boring.
If this kid is still relevant by age 18, I’ll be shocked.
Whoever you are mysterious bottle thrower, I salute you and your accurate bottle hurling skills.
Androgyny, anyone? I’m not dissing this kid, but he looks like a girl. A very pretty girl.
He’s the Second Coming of Leif Garrett: “Feel the Need 2.0”.
Yeah, I’m old.
love how they keep replaying it. damn, that was funny. LMAO
Am I the only old fogey who thinks that was really rotten for someone to throw a bottle at the poor kid’s head? I’m not a fan but he doesn’t deserve that. He’s just a kid.
Now if it was someone like Akon, he of the jumping into the audience and picking up young fans, spinning them around and throwing them into a riled up crowd to be eaten alive – I’d absolutely support throwing bottles at his head.
That said – Kaiser, you do crack me up. The Eddie Vedder book title is priceless.
Eddie Vedder would not have put out nonsense like that.
I’d watch the video but I don’t want to hear him sing so I’ll pass but good to know someone threw something at him.
You know some 12 yr old chucked that and then told all her friends “OMG i totally nailed Jbooby with my waterbottle that my lips touched and it touched his head so really our heads touched which means we kissed! OMG OMG OMG”
Shudder.
Am I the only one who thinks the Bieb is a nice, sweet boy and whoever threw that bottle needs to be slapped?
Anyone?
(I’m not being sarcastic, I kind of heart him)
Enough with this kid.
I don’t get all the fuss that is made over this little girl. At all. But then again, I’m not 16.
Anyhoo, I also don’t get why people think it’s ok to hurl things at people. That stupid bitch wouldn’t hurl a full water bottle at someone at her local store. And if she did, and it was me, I’d beat her down and shove that water bottle up her twat.
Ok, that’s all for now.
This kid is obnoxious. And not pretty! And he’s not even talented! Ugh!! He bothers me. A lot.
I’m surprised he didn’t take it a step further and subtitle his book 1st step 2 4eva.
When I was sixteen I liked boys that looked MALE. And maybe a bit handsome like a Ken Doll, not like a Hello Kitty or a Pokemon character. Who is he attracting?
I don’t condone violence but this is as good as the whiskey bottle that hit chad kroeger nickleback in the head as he was attempting to “rock” in Portugal several years ago. My God, are they milking this for all it’s worth; of course his label/handlers know this has a short shelf life so lets squeeze out every dollar before the cuteness wears off. Hopefully, Taylor Mommsen is reading this because you would have to wear a hazmat suit to read her bio and then disinfect yourself after completing your read through her enthralling cosmopolitan teenage life. Kittypants, love the riff off of a well known beer ad.
An autobiography at age 16? Oh okay, so it’s more of a pamphlet than an actual book, right? Hopefully it has lots of pictures and small words typed in a big font so all his 8 year old fans will be able to read it without having to ask their parents to help them.
the eddie vedder book title is FUNNY, yo.
He reminds me of Aaron Carter.
@KsGirl Me, i don’t heart him though… but still!
Hahaha, I keep watching this. He seems like a nice kid, but he probably needed to get knocked down a peg. At least he reacts in a humble manner after getting pelted with that bottle. He’s lucky alcohol isn’t served at his concerts, it could have been much worse.
Teen idols have been releasing autobiographies forever. They’re more like fanbooks than an actually books. Backsteet Boys and Britney Spears did one. I’m pretty sure Miley Cyrus did it a few years ago. No matter what the age I don’t understand why people think it’s so funny when people are attacked.
I met a woman who said she’s from Stratford and her son was friends with Bieber. She told me he was a little shit as a kid and he’s just grown into a bigger shit. I liked that woman.
Isn’t Justin Bieber a Disney product(or is the proper organization name “Viacom” or some such)? I’m pretty sure he is. I mean, the company knows not to seem sexist; they manufacture male prostitots too.
Who’s the market for this little guy? Kids (probably mostly females) ages 6 – 10.
I don’t think it’s funny that he got hit in the head with a water bottle. I think it was mean. Now, him walking into that glass door–THAT was funny.
He probably never saw it coming with the bright lights shining in his eyes.
i’ve seen lesbians who look like justin bieber who look more masculine that him.
he is the GIRLIEST guy out there and he doesnt look 16 lol.
if he was in a ring with taylor momsen, and despite that the fact that i cant stand her, i think she would kick his ass and we would weee his pants.
Have you guys ever seen him do an interview? He’s just so boring and full of himself. I saw him on Chelsea Lately and all he did was… well, he barely talked at all and when he did, he flirted with her. And not in that cute, hey-you’re-pretty kind of way. More like, I’m-so-hot-you-know-you-want-me kind of way. It’s just… ew.
Plus, he talks like a 12 year old. Not just his girly voice, but literally – like the mind of a 12 year old. Which would be fine, you know, if he WAS 12.
I don’t see his appeal whatsoever.
Feeling relief that none of the grown women (or men) here aren’t turned on by a 16 yr old child…..He is not for us, just like David Cassidy, Sean Cassidy, Donnie Osmond,Leif Garrett, Aaron Carter,Jo Bros, and all the other teen boys weren’t for our mothers. And that’s the way it’s supposed to be.
I wish it was a cement block!
I want to buy water bottle man a drink.
yoo me in the buildin wazzup
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I’m not a fan, yet I’m not a hater of this kid.
Whoever chucked that water bottle at him is a bitch with no direction in her life. Who chucks a water bottle at someone? even if I hated a douche for something you just don’t throw a water bottle at them… Maybe a punch but not a damn water bottle.
Anyways, he’s just a kid. A teenager like anyone else at some point. So what if you don’t like his music or you think he’s untalented or you think he looks like a girl. There are other people out there who do like his music and this he’s talented. They don’t want to hear things like that. Show a little respect will ya?