– Amy Poehler to be a real baby mama. I can only imagine the hilarity of having Amy and Will Arnett as your parents [Dlisted]
– Whitney Houston disappointed a sold-out crowd who came to see a rare performance by the trouble-prone singer at the Plymouth Jazz Festival in Tobago on Sunday [Bossip]
– For all its misguidedly overambitious and extravagant themes, Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay is still pretty damn funny[Pajiba]
– Elizabeth Hurley at the Duftstars Awards in Berlin [Celebslam]
– So What’s On Neil Patrick Harris’ Mind Grapes? Crack Cocaine, Boobs And Shrooms [Defamer]
– John Travolta unveiled a dashing new mustache for his role as Ryder in the remake of the 1974 classic “The Taking of Pelham 123.” [Yeeeah!]
– Fans went crazy at a concert in North Carolina and mobbed James Blunt. Now he needs to get an emergency surgery on his finger. This sounds more like an attack than anything else. Not that I blame them [I’m Not Obsessed]
– Padma Lakshmi @ Vanity Fair & Tribeca Film Festival in NYC [The Bastardly]
– Val Kilmerout and about in Malibu. He’s still looking pretty fug, but he’s lost some weight [In Case You Didn’t Know]
– Sarah Silverman at the 19th Annual GLAAD Media Awards (Site NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
– Pamela Anderson at the White House Correspondents’ Association dinner at the Washington Hilton [Hollywood Rag]
– Though she took some pretty great beach photos last week, it looks like Heather Locklear’s face is swollen from either too much water or sun [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
– Pictures of Heather Locklear and Jennifer Love Hewitt along with dudes who willingly assume the pose [Agent Bedhead]
– Rihanna partook in a photo shoot for InStyle which features her in a bikini frolicking on a white sand beach [The Blemish]
– Reese Witherspoon Gets With The Times [CityRag]
– This is definitely one of the most shocking stories I have ever read: a woman was freed after spending 24 years as the sex slave of her father [Crazy Days and Nights]
– Salma Hayek sported some serious facial hair playing the bearded lady on the set of Cirque du Freak in New Orleans last week [Popsugar]
– Mel B & Family Shop In Beverly Hills [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
– Daisy Fuentes slayed that dragon named modesty this week while on vacation in France with her boyfriend Matt Goss. Since she hasn’t been famous for 10 years she probably assumed it was safe to run around topless and get felt up, but she forgot that paparazzi are highly trained perverts who cannot be reasoned with, who cannot be bargained with. Definitely NSFW [WWTDD]
– Tony Parker Feebly Attempts to Stare the Vacuousness Out of Eva [Websters is my Bitch]
– Check out David Beckham playing for the LA Galaxy on Sunday – just about as unsexy as he’s ever looked [Lainey Gossip]
– Here are some new pictures of the slim Nicole Richie at a party in Palm Desert, CA this past weekend. I have never seen such terrible shorts/socks in my life [The Skinny]
– Brenda Song isn’t jailbait [Derek Hail]
– Finally, A Visual Aid For All Your Hot Eliot Spitzer Sex Fantasies [Best Week Ever]
– Joel Madden Wants ‘Cool’ President. Definitely the best reason to vote [Mollygood]
– Lenny Kravitz: “My Heels Are Higher Than Yours” [Jezebel]
– Pamela Anderson takes some time out of her schedule attending the White House Correspondents Dinner in Washington DC to protest outside the Department of Health & Human Services against using animals to test breast implants. Irony. There’s something for everyone [Popbytes]