Britney was set to do a pregnant semi-nude Harper’s Bazaar spread just like Demi Moore, but she pulled it. Someone sent the airbrushed pictures to BritneySpy.com, and now they’re all over. Why did Britney pull the pictures? She probably was advised against it by her “christian life coach,” who is also said to be behind Britney and Kevin’s recent reconciliation.

Now that I’m in the states I have the mixed blessing of being able to read the tabloids, and will report on Us Weekly’s glowing coverage of Kevin and Britney’s reunion shortly.

In the mean time, here are Britney’s Harper’s Bazaar photos. They’re trashy, but that’s just how she comes off anyway. Add a shag rug and pose her nude and you just magnify that quality. Also, Sean Preston is cute and all, but doesn’t he have any other expression? He always seems to look the same. Maybe that’s how he copes.

Thanks to Just Jared for these photos.