– Tom Cruise and Oprah Winfrey together again. I never realized how gigantic her head is [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
– Cher dated Tom Cruise back in the 80s when she was 39 and he was 23. Cher thinks it could have been a “great big romance” if their schedules didn’t mess it up [Dlisted]
– Russell Simmons Denies ‘Small Man-hood’ Rumor [Bossip]
– Uma Thurman’s The Life Before Her Eyes is a dud [Pajiba]
– Brooke Hogan came face to face with her dad’s look-a-like girlfriend Jennifer McDaniel yesterday in L.A. From these pictures, you can’t even tell who’s who [Celebslam]
– John Cusack Disaster Reaffirms Iraq Films’ Special Place in America’s Heart [Defamer]
– Britney Spears returned to the set of “How I Met Your Mother” yesterday [Yeeeah!]
– The Cast Of Gossip Girl Really Loves Each Other [I’m Not Obsessed]
– Kelly Brook @ LG Electronics Sponsored Launch Party [The Bastardly]
– Soccer ace David Beckham is to follow in the footsteps of Robert DeNiro, Jamie Foxx, and James Blunt and appear in legendary kids TV show Sesame Street [In Case You Didn’t Know]
– Jeremy Piven’s got a hot girl in a bikini. I don’t know how he does it (Site NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
– Lindsay Lohan’s mom went nuts on her assistant at JFK baggage claim last week [Hollywood Rag]
– Who Is That Masked Criminologist? [Agent Bedhead]
– Amy Smart isn’t shy… and for some reason feels the need to bare her black tape-covered breasts. Pretty much NSFW, depending on how cool your boss is (or isn’t) [The Blemish]
– New proof Suri Cruise is alive and growing [CityRag]
– Prosecutors in Florida today decided to not charge Vanilla Ice after his recent arrest for domestic violence because, “There is insufficient credible evidence to prove the charge beyond a reasonable doubt due to the victim recanting her original statement and lack of an independent witness.” [Crazy Days and Nights]
– OMG — Heidi Montag and Lauren Conrad spotted on the same Rolling Stone cover! I know, it was a really big deal to me, too [Popsugar]
– Madonna and Lourdes leaving the Kabbalah Center in NYC. Lourdes might want to try for some new glasses [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
– Lindsay Lohan really loves smoking. Either this girl is smoking eighteen cigarettes at a time, or she’s some type of dragon [WWTDD]
– Canadian-born Pamela Anderson has finally been made an U.S. citizen [Websters is My Bitch]
– Patrick Dempsey’s wife Jillian has a perma scowlface [Lainey Gossip]
– Hilary Duff made an appearance at the “War, Inc.” after-party hosted by Cadillac at Tenjune yesterday, looking healthy and glowing in a tight black dress [The Skinny]
– Phoebe Price is the Coppertone Model. Wow, and I thought I was pale [Derek Hail]
– Michelle Rodriguez’s “Oh No” Face [Best Week Ever]
– Blake Lively debuted the new diaper chic Chanel line last night at New York’s Greenwich Hotel [Mollygood]
– Side-by-side comparison of Kimberley Stewart on the beach and in a lingerie ad. While her body is similar, it is not the same [Jezebel]
– Rachel Hunter’s fancy dog house is nicer than my entire apartment. By a lot [Popbytes]