We already previewed Kim Kardashian’s September Allure cover, much to my dismay. I just can’t believe Kim warrants a September cover for this or any magazine, but there you go. That being said, the photo shoot is rather lovely (full shoot online here). You and I can and will bitch and moan about her radically altered Botoxy cat-face, but the truth is that sometimes Kim photographs really well. SOMETIMES. She’s not the awesome “model” that she thinks she is, but this photo shoot has given me a new respect for her (fake) beauty. Anyway, Us Weekly and HuffPo have some excerpts from the Allure interview:
Kim Kardashian is almost ready to be a mom.
“In five years I would hope to be settled down, have a baby or two,” the E! reality star, 29, tells the September issue of Allure. “I always thought, ‘For sure, when I’m 30, I’ll have four kids, like my mom.”
Mom Kris is also raising Kourtney, 31, Khloe, 26 and Rob, 23, with the late Robert Kardashian. She and Bruce Jenner have two daughters: Kendall, 14, and Kylie, 12.
But Kim only plans to breastfeed for six months. (She set off a firestorm on UsMagazine.com — receiving more than 550 angry comments — when she Twittered “EWW I’m at lunch,the woman at the table next 2 me is breast feeding her baby w no coverup.”)
“They say that after a year, there’s no nutrients,” she says.
First things first: Kim — who split from Reggie Bush in March after about three years of on-again/off-again dating — needs to find a guy. She’s recently been linked to Dallas Cowboys wide receiver Miles Austin, and “may go on a date” with Chace Crawford after cozying up to him at the Teen Choice Awards, a source tolld Us earlier this month.
Not that she has time to get serious with anyone.
On her sex tape: “Not my most proud moment, it was humiliating. But now let’s move on. Not that I don’t think it’s no one’s business, but I think I’ve done a good job with replacing negative things with positive things.”
On her grooming routine: “I am Armenian, so of course I am obsessed with laser hair removal! Arms, bikini, legs, underarms…my entire body is hairless.”
On her new $4 million home: “It was way above my price range, I saw it…and was like, ‘This will be mine.'”
On her religious upbringing: “All the books we read before bed were, like, Bible-study books. Or little tales, like Samson and Delilah with cartoons. And my mom would have Bible study at the house with her girlfriends.”
On her father, OJ layer Robert Kardashian: “I feel lazy when I’m not working. I learned all my business sense from my dad. He always believed in me, and I think the last thing he said to me before he passed away was, ‘I know you’re gonna be OK. I’m not worried about you.'”
Ooh, she’s talking about breast feeding again?!? She should have just said, “Look, I don’t know what I’m talking about, I’m famous because of a sex tape, why would you listen to anything I had to say about breast-feeding or anything else important?” Instead, she had to double-down on her trash-talk regarding breast-feeding and make an incorrect and ignorant statement that there are “no nutrients” in breastmilk after one year. We can only hope that Gisele Bundchen will shank her.
Update by Celebitchy: It’s absolutely untrue that there are no nutrients in breastmilk after a year! The World Health Organization recommends breastfeeding exclusively for six months and up to two years and beyond. (It used to be they recommended two years, but they’ve changed slightly from what I can tell.)
Allure photos courtesy of Allure online.
A little Ava Gardner resemblance in some shots.
Ava, however, was naturally beautiful. Kim?
Not so much.
Glad to hear Mother Superior Kris was so scrupulous about the children’s reading material.
So, it’s a fashion layout for bras? and it’s pretty obvious the retouch guy was working overtime on this one.
She should focus on being a cleavage model. Her face looks very strange now. In the ‘white bustier leaning against a wall’ pic she looks kind of like a robotic young Julie Newmar
To bad, she used to have some serious middle eastern beauty going for her, now she looks like her wax statue.
If Kim had said “I would never breast feed my baby because my boobs will sag.” (Which I have heard someone say actually, I don’t agree with that) then I would call that trash talking. Thats just mean. However Kim doesn’t object to the act of breast feeding, Kim never trashed talked breast feeding, she objected to seeing someones naked boob while she was eating. The boob just happened to be feeding a baby yes but Kim wasn’t complaining about that, just the naked boob really. Had the woman put a cover over her and the baby Kim states that what her sister does, I am sure she wouldn’t have had any problems with it.
She looks great in these photo’s.
Then again, someone else did her makeup and adverted doing a face full of MAC.
But I realize she is insecure as hell and hides it behind the MAC force field she normally wears.
She does look great without all the makeup.
I like how the article says Kris Kardashian Jenner is RAISING her grown daughters. Aged 31, 29, 26 and her son aged 23… Raising. Not raised. Raising.
This article is a stupid piece of fluff about a vapid, social-climbing family of morons. And Kim is a total skeeze.Glad to know she will be breastfeeding her imaginary family.
ROFL@hautie…The MAC forcefield…I needed a giggle this morning.
Just yesterday I was why this absolute waste of space has her own clothing lines, endorsements, tv shows, book deals and magazine covers. She and her sisters have absolutely no talent or work ethic aside from stirring up as much controversy as possible to keep their names and faces into the media.
This is the 3rd story in two days to focus on….nothing!
If we stop looking, they’ll go away….kind of like Paris Hilton. Sure, she pops up every once in awhile but she’s basically over. Thank God.
Please, Celebitchy, step away from the Kardashians. With so many talented people out there, I’d love to see some buzz around someone worthwhile.
I’m sorry – I can’t explain why they offend me, they just do.
She feels lazy when she isn’t working???? What does she do for work exactly? I am still not clear on that.
The part about her buying a home was what stuck out to me the most. “It was way above my price range but I got it anyway.” And there in a nutshell is the crux of our current housing crisis: people buying things they have no business buying. Kim might be lucky enough to have family money to bail her out but it’s a stupid thing to say in this economic climate.
imo if & when she were to do or does anything else to her face…it’ll take her over the edge.
she’s still a beauty just not as naturally exotic.
Seeing these pics (which are lovely), I wonder whether they ‘shopped the “cat” out of her eyes, or if she wears those sticky temporary facelift things when photographed at an event? (They have some bizarre series of wires and/or pulleys to them…ok, not really, but kinda…) Or, she could do the teeny-tiny braids at the temples of her head, pulled back SUPER tight to a little ponytail at the back, under the hair. Her eyes look less alien here, at any rate, and much prettier.
And, FWIW, I like the stories about waste-of-space celebutards like this. It gives us someone to b!tch (see the name of the site) about without hurting a “real” person’s feelings, since these meritless, talentless, who-knows-why-they’re-famous people are completely manufactured products which (I feel) are probably not even much like the “real” person they actually are when not performing for the cameras.
Call me crazy but, I have a son who is 3 right now and I just could not picture me breastfeeding a 2 yr old.
Oh yes Kim, you replaced all the negativity from the sex tape with all the positivity of diet pills and plastic surgery. Thumbs up to you!
Oh and we wonder why she revalent? Because she announces she will breastfeed her future planned baby with a future planned husband and magazines feel that this is news worthy. Seriously-who the f— cares??
Maybe I’m in a bad mood today because these vapid “celebrities” are getting on my last nerve. Maybe I’ll go help out at the womens shelter today to get my attitude adjusted!
Holy cheek implants, Batman … “I’ve never had any work done.” I smell smoke, someone’s pants are on fire !!
I’m with Jen. I’m not clicking on anymore stories about her or her sisters. Unless something really really awesome happens (like complete and total bankruptcy), I just don’t care.
Sadly, posts about the Kardashians end up with tons of comments, most being, “why are they famous?” but it’s the ton of comments that make bloggers continue to write about them.
So this is it readers, it’s up to us. Don’t click on their articles, don’t comment, even if it’s to bitch about them. Together, we can make a difference.
Kris Jenner is raising 31 year old Kourtney?
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Bitch can’t have it both ways. it’s not like it was 40 years ago when breastfeeding could get you fired off of television or films. why doesn’t Kim ask Kelly Clark whose mother Bafta winning actress Lynn Redgrave was fired from a british TV production for BFing Kelly in her private dressing room. but rightfully sued the producers distributers of the show from wrongful termination of a contract. by the way Kim’s brother Rob Jr is 25 not 23 as he was born March 17th 1985 less than 9 months after Khloe
Oh well maybe 2 years it’s a bit too much, mostly because the baby will get addicted to it.
Are you kidding me!? How is this news or gossip!? This is a waste of space!!
I love her body and think it’s a great example for young girls. She’s yummy in the physical sense. But I don’t give a poo about her boob-feeding plans. I hope she matures greatly before she has a kid. I mean yall saw how she handled the puppy, the cat and homeless guy.
She is a delusional IDIOT and let’s not forget DUMB.
in 5 yrs she’ll be married w/a couple of kids, wow, for her to even comment on breastfeeding was stupid-she knows NOTHING about it.
pretenious, and the young ladies are eating up this fake face and bodied, lonely desperate chick’s words.
The third picture is the only one I like, with her looking away from the camera. Even though it looks like her wig is about to fall off.
My daughter saw the picture, pointed and said “Mama! Mama! Mama!”
Guess it’s time for her eye exam.
Doesn’t she have to have an actual baby before she breast feeds? Just sayin…
@Tess, I saw the Ava Gardner resemblence, too!
“Oh well maybe 2 years it’s a bit too much, mostly because the baby will get addicted to it.”
Not true. The child will continue to want it because it’s yummy and lovely snuggle time, but hardly addicting. They don’t go into detox or anything when you wean them.
I would have the same reaction if I saw anyone breast feeding with no cover up in public. A little modesty please while feeding your baby.
Although I am tired of all the pointless Kardashian coverage, she does have business sense and is fully using her celebrity to fill her bank account so I respect that.
Besides the sex tape which she made with her BOYFRIEND, she has not been caught up in any of the pitfalls of celebrity like some of the others so she seems to have a good head on her shoulders.
I also thought Ava Gardner immediately.
Now she’s entering Jennifer Anniston territory. She can talk about having kids in every interview & worry about finding a man later.
Its all very fine and well for her to say that, but things don’t always go to plan as hoped for.
My sister was very judgey about BF, and planned to do it after her first baby was born. She had various reasoning for doing it, one of them was hoping it would make her boobs smaller. Anyway long story short, she ended up not being able to as her baby was unable to latch on because it had a problem with a muscle missing in its cheek/mouth. So she ended up having to bottle feed and also ended up giving the baby formula as well. The child is fine (although does have speech and other problems with facial movement, but that has nothing to do with not BF), but otherwise the child is just normal.
Anyway I just wish that the KarTRASHian family would all just STFU and piss off!
“Oh well maybe 2 years it’s a bit too much, mostly because the baby will get addicted to it.”
I’m not sure which is funnier. The statement itself, or the way it is written like it is a FACT. “Of course, the baby will become addicted to breast milk. My years and years of research in the field of addiction have shown this time and time again.”
I’m still nursing my 15 month old because it’s easy and good for her. I keep reading how breast milk is like this miracle food and that research is finding new benefits all the time. And the research has been suggesting the longer we breast feed, the better. My daughter certainly loves to nurse, but she also loves to be hugged and kissed and held by me. No one is worried about her getting addicted to mommy and daddy kisses. It’s that weird American preoccupation with breasts as sexual objects. Freaky.
I’m so glad Kim got a September cover, so few curvy women get that slot. She’s definitely an attention fiend but she’s also drop dead gorgeous.
Addicted to breastfeeding! Love it! That is hilarious. And so so wrong. Our culture is so screwed up about something so basic. My kids nursed for a couple years (after the first it really tapers off and no one outside our home was ever aware) and they are lovely, gregarious, well adjusted little stinkers. 12 step program not needed.
She only has one facial expression now because of the bad surgery. I’m guessing you women are into her because she’s not hot now or ever.
I just can’t get over how different she looks. I mean a mere 4 yrs ago she looked exotic and beautiful. Besides all the obvious plastic surgeon visits, her complexion has even changed. I don’t know if she simply stopped tanning or what but she is definitely paler.
She looks like her pimp mom in all these pics!!! still she look ok in these pics…
gorgeous.stunning.wow.