– Madonna and Justin Timberlake performed together yesterday in NYC, where she proceeded to pin him against the wall. It’s hard to know how to feel about that [Lainey Gossip]
– Variety reports that Javier Bardem has dropped out of the film “Nine,” because he needs his beauty sleep. Javier was supposed to play the lead role in the film adaptation of the stage musical about a director and the women in his life. It is loosely based on Fellini’s 8 1/2. Pics super hot, but sorta NSFW. But maybe worth the risk [Dlisted]
– Yep, John Mayer Knows His Hair Looks Like That [Fafarazzi]
– Kim Porter and the twins on the cover of Jet magazine this week and Diddy seemed to have some kind words for her [Bossip]
– Pajiba’s anti-blockbuster documentary festival has reviews of movies that don’t suck [Pajiba]
– Natalie Portman Directs New York I Love You [I’m Not Obsessed]
– Scout Willis @ Coachella Music Festival. Not quite as bad as her older sister… [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
– Ellen Pompeo in L.A. yesterday – she really likes to show off her nipples [Celebslam]
– Reichen Lehmkuhl’s Bleak Dating Tips Suggest Reality TV Stars Might Never Find True Happiness [Defamer]
– Adriana Lima At The Madonna Concert [Hollywood Rag]
– Top Ten Crazy Asian Pizza Crusts [CityRag]
– Pregnant Jessica Alba Wears See-Thru Dress To Mr. Chows [The Bastardly]
– This is easily the scariest I’ve seen Christina Ricci looking in a long while [Websters is my Bitch]
– In news that will surely stun you, Jason Biggs secretly married his fiancee Jenny Mollen last Wednesday in LA. It was just them. No family, no friends. [The Blemish]
– You can tell how hip and down with the young people Madonna is by the way she drank champagne directly from the bottle during a promotional performance in New York City last night. Holy crap [Yeeeah!]
– Gwyneth Paltrow gave her two young children an introduction to the show business industry by taking them on the set of her new movie Iron Man [In Case You Didn’t Know]
– Project Runway’ moving to L.A. [Showhype]
– Amy Winehouse Buys Some Dude a Burger [Drunken Stepfather]
– Pete Wentz is just so gross. His finger is so deep in to his nose, that when he pulls it out he might have brains on his finger [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
– While high-level Scientologists (and their slave laborers) were celebrating the birthday of the prophet, Tom Cruise, they were unwittingly breathing invisible particles of blue asbestos [Agent Bedhead]
– Anne Hathaway better start signing on to do a bunch more films because her boyfriend just settled a lawsuit filed against him for $1.3M [Crazy Days and Nights]
– Heidi Montag channeled Barbie — fake hair, cheap looking dress, plastic boobs, feet permanently molded wear high heels — on her way into Letterman yesterday. I think it’s safe to say that not one person in the world likes this chic [PopSugar]
– High school science teacher Tiffany Shepperd was fired today because she also worked as a “bikini mate” for a charter boat company in Port St. Lucie, Florida. Scandalous. [WWTDD]
– Catherine Zeta Jones is not looking too good [The Skinny]
– A recently single Kelly Brook attended some event in a tight orange dress showing off her curves [Derek Hail]
– Kim Kardashian finds companionship with the only person in the world who hasn’t seen her sex tape. And does an “adorable” kangaroo impression [Best Week Ever]
– Christina Aguilera’s post-pregnancy glow subsided as the new mom celebrated an evening out last night in Hollywood. Let this be a lesson for everyone: In order to deal with babies, you need lots of alcohol [Mollygood]
– Deborah Jeane Palfrey, a.k.a. the D.C. Madam who sold prostitutes to David Vitter and other “famous” folks in the Washington area, has “apparently” committed suicide after being convicted of money laundering and racketeering [Jezebel]
– Goodbye American Idol Hopeful Brooke White [Popbytes]