I was never a 24 watcher. Nothing personal against Kiefer Sutherland or any fans of the show, but I just never got into it. That being said, I am a fan of Kiefer Sutherland. To me, it’s like the affection I have for Amy Winehouse. I know both Kiefer and Amy are probably hopeless addicts/alcoholics that do dumb sh-t on a regular basis, but I think they’re both talented and I want them to do well.

Anyway, Kiefer was chilling out in Portofino, Italy this weekend, and there are many photos of him hanging out shirtless and doing funny things. He was with his girlfriend – can you imagine dating Kiefer? I’d imagine it would be equal parts fun, hot and terrifying. But you’d get to hit this – would it be worth it? Kiefer is 44 years old, and I’d say that he’s still in really great shape, which surprises me. He’s muscular and toned, but he doesn’t look plucked and sucked, you know? I like that. He looks like a guy who takes care of himself for the most part, but still loves pasta and beer.

So would I hit it? Yes, I would hit it if he and I were a little drunk. I’d hit it for the fun of it. I’d hit it because I love his voice (it’s sexy). I’d hit it despite the fact that Kiefer is steadily morphing into his father Donald (in looks), and although I think highly of Donald’s acting, I’ve never wanted to bone him. But Kiefer… yeah, it looks good to me.

Keifer and his girlfriend on August 21, 2010. Credit: Fame.